A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Count yourselves lucky to witness the ending of this fantastic truth or dare game. Even though I don't own the characters or anything.. sadface. ANYWAY. lets continue on our epic journey!
By the way, the way I got this idea was the prompt "I dare you to get the fuck in my bed" from some jokes of my friends and I.. Heh. You'll see where that plays it's part later..
"I think I'll choose Harry." Ron decided, sticking a finger in Harry's direction.
"Shit. All right. Truth, I guess." Harry said with a wave of his hand, his head planted in the other.
"Have you fucked my sister?" he asked, completely serious. Hermionie, on the other hand was attempting to muffle her laughter by hiding behind Remus' back, making him thoroughly uncomfortable. She knew he had, and this was going to end horribly. She really just didn't care.
"Er.. yeah. Once.." Harry said sheepishly, moving as far away from Ron as possible on the couch that seemed to be getting smaller each minute.
To his surprise, Ron just laughed and shook his head. "Mate, I knew that. I just wanted to know if you'd be completely honest!" with a punch to his arm, Harry moved into a more comfortable position.
"Hermionie, would you mind getting your head out from behind my back?" Remus questioned awkwardly, yet seemingly fine with it. The younger girl was currently clutching his sides to keep herself balanced while she shook with laughter, though did what he asked, seeming reluctant to do so. The firewhiskey was really getting to her now, everyone could tell. She was on her 5th bottle and not looking as though she would stop any time soon.
"Hermionie, love, would you mind cutting down on the alcohol a bit? You're going absolutely mad!" Sirius complained seriously, shaking his head at her summoning another bottle and sticking her tongue out at him.
Ginny now had to stifle her laughter at this statement, knowing full well Hermionie wasn't drunk yet. She was just playing. When Sirius gave her a questioning glance, she just yelled out "Harry! Choose!"
Harry chose Sirius, who then decided he'd be a wimp ("Hey I am NOT a wimp!") and choose Truth.
"Whoooo was your first kiss?" he asked, slurring the 'who'. It was obvious that Harry had a hard time handling his liquor.
"I think it was this hufflepuff girl in my second year... don't know her name, never did, but yeah. I'm quite sure it's her." Sirius concluded with a firm nod of his head. He pointed at Ginny.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" she cheered.
"I dare you to slap Ron."
Shrugging, she leaned over and slapped her older brother who yelped.
"Bloody arse..." Ron mumbled.
"Hermionie!" Ginny sang, swinging her arm back to her body, grabbing a pillow on the way.
"Ginny!" Hermionie shrieked, jumping.
"Dare or Dare?" she giggled.
"Oh.. let me think. I choose Dare!" Hermionie jumped up, obtaining a superhero-like stance.
Ginny summoned a piece of paper and a quill, grabbed Hermionie, and dragged her to a corner. The men all looked on with worry as Hermionie and Ginny burst into a fit of giggles at what Ginny wrote on the page. The older witch nodded, and led their way back to the couch.
"What was your dare?" Sirius asked, trying to peer at the paper in her hand.
Hermionie stuffed the paper into her bra, leading the men's eyes to her breasts and then awkwardly to other corners of the room. "Not telling!" she gleefully said, glad at the tension caused because of the previous action that had just happened. "So." She sat right on Sirius' lap without the slightest hint of embarrassment from either of them. "Who shall my next victim be?" she questioned aloud.
At that particular moment, the door to the drawing room burst open, Lucius Malfoy storming through. The door sealed it's self behind him, much to the displeasure of the older men in the room.
"Well, well mister Black, I had always known you were a bit of a player, but this?" he sneered, gesturing to the woman on his lap.
"I don't recall inviting you into here, luscious!" Hermionie exclaimed before anyone could make a comment back. Sirius' eyebrows shot up at the girl in his lap, and the rest of the room sniggered. None of them (except Sirius) were thick enough to not know she was just provoking the older wizard.
Just as planned, Lucius was alarmed at what she had said. "Miss Granger, what in the name of Merlin did you just call me?" he asked, his eyebrows shooting up.
"She called you luscious, you sexy man." Ginny purred with the straightest face she could muster. Ron angrily glared at his younger sister, not wanting her to participate in the torture of Lucius Malfoy, no matter how funny it really was.
A look of extreme confusion and worry sprouted over the eldest Malfoy's face as he looked between Hermionie who had now leaned over the couch so there was a clear view of her large breasts, and Ginny who was leaning toward him with a lust-filled face. He shot to the door, attempting to open it but was burned in the process.
"Burn, bitch!" Hermionie yelled between laughs, leading the rest of the room into a round of laughter. Lucius had the look of one that had just sucked on quite the sour lemon, and was sweating. What are these imbeciles doing?He thought, looking around at their laughter.
Minutes later when the laughter had finally died down, Hermionie explained about their truth or dare game and how the door had a specially made locking charm on it, preventing everyone without her permission to leave the room, then the rules of the game to make it obvious he wasn't leaving.
"Guess you'll just have to play the game then, eh?" Harry asked, chuckling at the man's discomfort.
"I pick Lucius next!" Hermionie spoke in a sing-song voice, throwing him a bottle of firewhiskey. "Take a seat and swig that shit down. You'll need it!" she advised in an almost Dumbledore-like way.
"I choose Dare. I highly doubt there is anything bad that the little goody two-shoes of the Golden Trio could do." he sneered, looking at Hermionie distastefully.
"Merlin, are you wrong!" Remus said sadly, actually feeling pity for his childhood enemy.
Hermionie rubbed her hands together. "Ginny, you thinking what I'm thinking?" she asked the younger girl, who nodded crazily. Both girls had a maddening glint in their eyes that Lucius just couldn't decipher, having never seen it. The two girls stood up and went into a corner for the thousandth time that day, deciding on the dare that their victim would have to do.
This left the 5 men to talk amongst themselves until they returned.
"What do you think they're going to choose, Moony?" Sirius asked, turning to his friend.
"Probably something along the lines of the "peanut butter jelly" dare." he responded wisely, the 3 men knowing the dare cringing at the thought.
"Ah, no. Probably something awful like drinking an unknown brew and leaving him without the antidote for however long." Ron said, glancing at the two girls deep in thought.
"Maybe, my bet is on something totally embarrassing to do with one of us, though." Harry concluded, also glancing at the girls.
"Well I think she's going to dare him to do something horribly stupid, dangerous, disgusting, andembarrassing!" Sirius claimed, listing the parts of the dare off on his fingers. The rest of the conversational group nodded in agreement, and turned to look at Lucius.
"I pity you." Harry declared.
"Ditto."
"Me too."
"Totally."
This unnerved Lucius, who was actually completely terrified of what the young girl would do to him. He glanced over at the girls now returning to the group with mischievous smiles on their faces. Hermionie sat back on the lap of Sirius who had a happy smirk on his face, yet to the momentary displeasure on Remus' face. This didn't go unnoticed by either girls.
"Aw cheer up Remmy! You've got no idea what I have in store for some special man!" Hermionie said, winking at him. This somewhat brightened him up, though the glare from Sirius got him even happier.
"So. I change my challenger!" Hermionie declared to the concern of the males around her, and Ginny's satisfaction. Lucius, however, was happy.
"First off, Lucius, get the fuck out of here. Honestly you snobby bastard, nobody gives a shit about whether you're here or not." she started, and the man left.
"Second..." she started, the tension in the room was thick. Nobody wanted to be chosen.
"Sirius! Dare or dare?" she cheerfully posed the question to the man under her. Ron and Harry let out the breath they had been holding and hugged each other, and Remus just sat there and smiled, almost looking as if he knew what was going to happen.
"Special option 3?" Sirius whispered uncertainly. He certainly wasn't expecting this.
"Too bad, babe." she whispered into his ear, nipping it with his ear. "I dare you to get the fuck into my bed." she stated.
"That means we can leave, right?" Harry asked, bored. At Hermionie's nod, he and everyone else left the room.
Carrying her bridal-style, Sirius brought her to his room for a night of fun.
"It's about freaking time.." Ginny said to Remus, who nodded enthusiastically.
"They just better remember to use protection, damn it.." said Harry, walking into the kitchen.
"They're smart, right?" Remus asked.
Harry and Ginny just shook their heads.
Needless to say, 3 years later there was a miniature Sirius running about the house, Sirius and Hermionie having been married.
All was absolutely swell. Well, that is until...
"FUCK IT NOT AGAIN!"
SoooOOOoO how'd you like it? Written in a half hour on a sugar high and listening to Avril Lavigne. Epic win or lose? R&R YOU FANTASTIC PEOPLE, YOU!