Spiked - Chapter 3

Hotch walks in the next day, and everything in the office went to hell all over again. "Oh god! not again!"

As he walks into the Bullpen, he finds Kevin Lynch wearing a team Jacob tee shirt, with pointy ears, a tail, and fangs, and holding a stapler.

On the other side of the room, facing Kevin in a battle stance, is Anderson wearing a team Edward tee shirt, glitter all over him, honey colored contacts, and holding a pair of scissors. "Get ready to fight you dumb dog!" He shouts.

"You're on Blood sucker! Bella will be mine!" Kevin yells.

"Guys stop!" Emily steps in between them, still naked. "Guys I love you both, don't make me choose." she says.

"Sorry Bella, but I need to kill him, I can't stand the thought of you becoming one of them. Now get ready to fight blood sucker!" Kevin yells, ripping off his shirt.

"Noooo. i can't take it!" Emily yells as she runs away. Meanwhile Kevin and Anderson roll away in a big cloud of smoke.

Hotch just stands there in complete shock, until he hears "Come on guys! you all suck!" coming from the round table room. Hotch walks in hesitantly to find the table tipped on its side, JJ playing some kind of interactive dance game, and Morgan and Reid in the corner, literally fused together, with their tongues shoved down each other's throats.

Hotch is about to correct them again, when he hears Bam come from behind him. "Hey Hotch, you have to try my soufflé." Just then it collapsed. "Damnit! that's ok, I'll make you a new one, i think i still have some staples left! Bam!" Then he ran away.

Just then, Strauss walks in, acting like Madea. "Oh hell no! get up off the floor now before i shoot both of your asses off!" She shouts, pointing a water gun at them.

Morgan and Reid jump up and run out of the room, still holding hands. "Hey Strauss, think you can beat me?" JJ asks, setting up the game for another round.

"Bring it on biatch!" Strauss says, getting ready to play a round with her.

Hotch walks out of the round table room to have Emily run past him, still yelling no, and Garcia running after her to highlight her hair.

Hotch walks into his office and starts banging his head down on the desk. Just then, he hears an explosion. "What the hell happened?" Hotch yells as he runs out to the railing.

"I think I added too many staples." Rossi says, waving the smoke out of the room. When it cleared, he found that the oven exploded.

"What did you do?" Hotch asks, freaking out.

"I don't know. I was baking another soufflé, and the oven just went... BAM!" Rossi says.

Hotch hangs his head in surrender and calls maintenance. After about an hour of things exploding, Hotch was about ready to give up, when Will walked into his office. "What are you doing here?"

"I was coming to check on JJ and see if she wanted to go out for lunch, but i see that everything went to hell again. Did you know that Morgan and Reid were doing some...interesting things in the men's bathroom?" Will asked.

"I would prefer not to know anymore." Hotch says, obviously exhausted.

"I think that would probably be best." will says.

"You know, you would think they'd be wary of the coffee after it happened the first time, do you think they could have spiked something else here?" Will asks.

"I know, I'll get the lab to test everything that hasn't gotten blown up in the kitchen." Hotch says, exasperated.

"Guys! you'll never guess what happened!" Reid says, running in happily.

"No, what?" Hotch asks, not looking at Reid. He couldn't look at the young genius the same way anymore.

"Morgan and me are getting married!" Reid says, holding up his left hand, revealing one of Morgan's rings on his ring finger.

"oh geeze!" Hotch says, calling the lab before this goes far.

"I call decoration and dress committee!" Garcia says, blue streaks in her hair.

"I call cake topper!" Emily yells.

"I call baker! BAM!" Rossi yells.

"I call groom!" Morgan yells.

Everyone laughs as Garcia pulls Reid to her office to get his dress ready.

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A few hours later, there was a huge cake in the middle of the bull pen, there was toilet paper streamers a crossed the ceiling and the place looked pretty nice despite the fact that it was toiletries and office supplies. To his suprise, Kevin and Anderson were even getting along. Emily dancing on top of the cake.

Then the music came from Garcia's computer, and Reid was being walked down the 'aisle' by Rossi in a dress and veil made entirely of toilet paper. He actually didn't look too bad.

Hotch was watching from the catwalk as a lab technician walked up to him. "Aaron, we have the test results."

"What did you find?" Hotch asked.

"Well we did an entire sweep of the break room. The coffee and the donuts on the counter seemed to have been the only things that were contaminated." the technician said.

"Is it the same drug that it was last time?" Hotch asks.

"I believe so sir." The technician says.

"Thank you." Hotch says. The tech nods and walks away. He was happy that it would wear off the next day, but he knew his team would have a horrible hangover the next day, so he went into his office after Morgan and Reid said their I do's and kissed, and sent each of them an email telling them they had a day off.

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A couple of days later, they all came into the office again, asking what happened and how'd they all get spiked again.

"The coffee and the donuts were spiked again." Hotch says.

"What did we do this time?" Reid asks, horrified.

"Well you and Morgan got married, Kevin and Anderson thought they were Edward and Jacob from Twilight. Emily, you were Bella, and still naked. Strauss, you were Madea. Garcia, you didn't change. Rossi you didn't change either, but you did blow stuff up. And JJ you were obsessed with a dance game this time." Hotch says, smiling at the comical faces of his team mates as the looks of shock and horror varied.

"Dear God!" Emily says, covering her face in shame.

Hotch walked away, stifling laughter, but not before pulling Garcia aside. "Next time you want to pull a practical joke, leave the drugs out of it please." He says.

Garcia looked a little shocked that he figured it out, but then smiled. "Yes sir."

End!

Here you go guys! it's done. I can't believe how crazy me and my cousin are. let this be a lesson when we're together, don't let us be bored together. we can come up with worse than this. XD