REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely

Gale returns to District 13 after three years of heavy fighting. Lonely and angry, he tries to deal with losing Katniss and fighting in the war. And what should he do with the return of an old acquaintance from District 12? Post-CF, not compliant with Mockingjay. Some dark themes and language. COMPLETE.

It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.

Her nose is broken. This was supposed to go better the second time around.

"Sometimes, at night, he'd walk in his meadow and look to the sky, hoping she was seeing the same full moon, the same brilliant stars." This is a story of second chances and intrepid hearts.

AU The Capitol's love & adoration is what keeps him alive & breaks his soul: 72nd Hunger Games Victor Gale Hawthorne suffers the same fate as Finnick Odair. Perhaps he just needs someone to re-light the fire within him. "Madge is his client. He cannot pursue her like a regular man, and that anger burns within him...he's never had anything real before."

1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.

1872 brothers Edward and Jasper return from the war to rebuild the farm. Edward has a son, eighteen. The three bachelors work sun up and down. Edward visits Forks twice a year for supplies and to scratch an itch with a woman there. When he finds her sick he makes a snap decision to take her home. He has no idea who she really is. And how lonely they are at home. Trouble.

A Procrustean Bed- a standard or set of conditions, determined arbitrarily, to which everyone is forced to conform. But the question is... are there really any rules when it comes to the affairs of the heart?

Darcy has the hangover from hell, a new ring, and a god in her bed. *on indefinite hiatus*

An expansion on the implied-but-untold story of Gale and Madge.

A Maniac. A plate of pancakes. A threat of impending doom. Darcy wonders how she got herself into this mess, and Loki wonders how to get her out. An anti-love story.

Bella wanted nothing more than to run with the Cullens; Jasper couldn't wait to run away from his family. A simple story about growing up and finding what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BellaxJasper.

The rebellion never happened. Gale Hawthorne lives in the Seam and works in the mines. Madge Undersee works as a teacher and lives in town. The two are meant to be together, but how does it come to happen? This story will show Gale and Madge's story how it would have been if District 12 had never been destroyed. *minor character deaths*

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.

Darcy is called to be a witness at the State Armed Services Committee's investigation of the Avengers. All Clint has to do is keep her out of trouble...

"What do you feel?"His answer was beautifully simple in its honesty. "You." Civil War era piece, Cherokee Leah and Confederate Jasper. Judge's Choice Winner for the United Colors of Twilight Contest! A-U, A-H, JxL

Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV

Sixteen year old Esme finds herself given in marriage to a doctor she barely knows. Set in 1911. - but decided to include Edward, he is way too endearing to Carlisle and Esme to be left behind.

Loki and Darcy's uneasy cohabitation is about to be interrupted by the jealousy caused by a simple hug.

Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.

Missing moment fic set on Reaping Day in Catching Fire, starting with Katniss and Peeta's family and friends waiting to say good-bye to them in the Justice Building. Gale/Madge.

Missing moment fic set during Catching Fire. Gale, Prim, Madge, and Peeta plan a surprise birthday party for Katniss; here's what happens at the party and afterward. Gale/Madge, Katniss/Peeta, Gale/Katniss.

For einfach mich. Embry is the most recent to phase & the pack is watching the other young Quileute men. While keeping an eye on Seth, he finds someone else who interests him in a completely different way. This is bound to be trouble...

Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.

Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH

For Sam, it's the stuff of legends: immediate, intense, activated by first sight. For Jake, it requires a kiss. For Paul, blood. Leah is so stubborn, her imprint has to fall in love with her first. Spin-off of "A Forest Fire."

He never could have guessed the price for winning would be so high. Gale tries to move on after the war. Features rebuilding and forgiveness, spying, and an annoying dog. Post-MJ AU, GalexMadge. *NOW COMPLETE*

Snares aren't the only things Gale Hawthorne finds himself entangled in... he just didn't expect it to be anything like Madge Undersee's golden hair.

Five symptoms of Jem Carstairs's "illness," and how Tessa soothes them all.

Bella's been waiting for Jasper to come home from the war for eight hundred and seventy-two days. Historical Romance. NOT SLASH ZOMG. Jasper/Bella.

A chance discovery on an outpost planet shows the woman with a brilliant mind how to find her long neglected heart. Sci-Fi, Romance

"The wishing well promises to restore what has been lost. There are many, many things Emma Swan has lost in her life. But what comes to mind is the most recent loss, the most searing wound, still not quite a scar." Emma/Graham, featuring The Charmings

Bella moves to Forks, and the ancient old truck and the cold wind of First Beach form a bond between her and Jacob that is stronger than monsters and magic. ON HIATUS

Gale and Katniss face each other as Prim and Peeta face the arena. THG AU.

A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.

Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.

The cold hard truth was that he had some kind of weird attraction to Madge Undersee. Madge encounters trouble when she's home alone one Tuesday night. Gale helps out. Set during CF while Katniss and Peeta are training for the Quarter Quell.

1st Place Winner of Judges' Choice award and Most Romantic award in the Twilight of Craigslist contest. He finds a camera, and his courage. She finds a mysterious, romantic ad. Fate finds them both. AH, Romance.

A little slice of Sam's life with his five-year-old son, Levi, and his boyfriend, Riley. Smutfluff for donnersun 'cause she prompted it. Warning: Contains dinosaurs, Gerard Butler, and gay sex.

Call me Ishmael. Whaling Era/19th Century. Edward works for a shipwright repairing a whaler bound for her next voyage. Jasper is the son of the merchant who owns the fleet. No whales were harmed in the making of this fic. AH, Slash

Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."

Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.

It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.

AU, fluffy little one-shots for the holidays. Part 3 - Madge and Gale try to give one another the perfect gift for Christmas, in "Gift of the Madgepie." Madge/Gale, AU.

Carlisle was obliged to marry a woman of regal manners, but fell in love with the modest girl of caramel hair. A forbidden love that flourished at the beginning of the XX century, and lasted the rest of their immortal lives.

In a tight spot, Loki takes over Darcy's body as a way to escape. He also means to invade his brother's inner circle to plant the seeds of mayhem, but to do so, he must learn every detail about her. He finds there is more to her than he expected.

Harry and Draco are Auror partners who have to go undercover as rent-boys at a brothel. Contains pining, first times, love, drama and Draco in skinny jeans - and explicit adult content of course.

A little AU oneshot set during Catching Fire. Madge is tired of being without an identity, and Gale feels as if he's misplaced his. Madge discovers the answer, and it is rather daring, reasonably stupid, utterly irrisponsible, and absolutely Gale-approved

Harry is back at Hogwarts for his "eighth year." After finally ending things with Ginny, he just wants to be alone for the night, that is, until he sees Draco Malfoy's door cracked open... EWE. Gratuitous PWP. Kink. Contains mature content.

Bella gets a new job with a strange twist. Edward is a vampire with a very particular fetish. AU, OOC, Dark fun. WARNINGS: Dubcon/Blood drinking/Somnophilia

A single vision, an endless search, a moment too late. Timing is everything. B/E. Canon AU. Oneshot. Complete.

Primrose Everdeen believes Gale Hawthorne is the most fascinating person she's ever seen. GalePrim, oneshot

Sometimes a romp in the woods is all you need...Rated M for outdoor sex...

Bella knows there is a problem in her marriage. What happens when she goes looking for a creative solution? My submission for the PTB Smut University Back to School Fundraiser. E/B AH Romance/Fluff Rated M

After Victoria is killed, Bella gets her chance to fix Jacob. New Moon AU, Bella doesn't jump and the Cullens don't come back.

Raised by a Comanche tribe in 1870's Texas, Bella must learn to live in an ever changing world. What happens when she loses the man she loves, only to find another man she wants more, but he's married... E/B, M, AH. FAGE2 story written for ZenOneness

A birthday gift for E's My Brand of Heroin. Angela needs to tell her friend Bella something ... in private. AH, femmeslash, rated M for language, lemons, underage drinking and peeing in a trash can.

Gale is reaped, and suddenly Katniss carries the weight of both their family on her shoulders alone.

Four Times Gale and Katniss Made Love And One Time They Didn't . Written for thgkinkmeme with the prompt, "Katniss/Gale, first time."

Bella is jealous, and in denial.

Cedric goes camping with Hermione. Tiny tent. Cold night. This MIGHT be why Hermione just happened to have the Forest of Dean pop into her head in DH. Stand alone o/s - Rated M Book of Misremembrances outtake-but NOT necessary to read to understand

Renee leaves Charlie *and* Bella. AU drabble series following the Swan family, the Black family, and the Clearwater family. Eventual Jacob/Bella.

He loved her, he just couldn't stand her. Gale explores the perils of answering personal ads, working over Madge Undersee, and tracking a criminal. Also, there's cake. MadgeXGale, post-MJ AU.

Out of a series of drabbles grew the world of Whiskers, the Swans' new kitten. Watch as he struggles with Jacob - not-so-affectionately known as Dog-Boy - in an epic battle for Bella's love.

Newlyweds, kitchen sex, bacon and pancakes. That pretty much covers it. A silly little story for IcelandGirl812's birthday. ExB, AH, M-rated. Do not take any of the following seriously.

A series of lemons... smutshots... PWP... whatever you want to call them. Various pairings, always rated M, never chock full of plot, posted around lunchtime if you're in EST... I guess they're Anytime Lemons for the rest of you .

Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.

Rosalie is left to pick up the pieces after an unexpected break-up turns her life upside down.

Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?

His wife's journal. He shouldn't read it, but he can't help himself.

For years, Charlie loved Renee, until her remarriage made him realize he had to stop living in the past. How did helping a friend with her loss become his own second chance at romance? Judges' Choice winner in the Strictly Charlie contest.

Love can heal, illuminate and strengthen. But it can also consume, destroy and corrupt. A Jasper/Maria AH story for the Never Ever Happily Ever After Contest.

Bella's moping around after Edward has left town. Jake takes her hiking to cheer her up. Fluffy cherry popping ensues. Adult content. AH

FanFic of Wide Awake by AngstGoddess003. Before Bella moved in next door, Edward spent his nights differently. One weekend Carlisle is out of town, Emmett throws a party. What happens when Edward and Jazz both have a little too much to drink? E/J slash.

Jacob walks in on Bella in a very private situation. Takes place after the cliff dive in New Moon, but the book version where Bella stays at his place.

... and three times he couldn't. Gale always looks out for Katniss, even when she doesn't know it. Pre-Hunger Games through the beginning of Catching Fire. Canon-compliant.

Shy Bella lets her handmade card do the talking - but the paper heart falls into the wrong hands. Can it be the right heart in the end? entry for the Twilight No Stress Love Fest

A set of drabbles in which Edward is obnoxious and Jasper is annoying. Edward/Jasper AH. 100 words a piece.

After receiving news of her father's death, Bella returns to Forks, finding comfort in the arms of her best friend. AU/AH. Rated M.

Trapped in the aftermath of his victory, Finnick Odair makes his choice to live, lest his siblings pay for a death that he would prefer. But his smile is growing thin and he finds that mad little Annie Cresta may be the cleverest of them all.

A holidayish o/s based on one of the Love Actually plots. Jasper/Bella. No Alice or Edward.

Madge and Gale made it out of the District 12 and survived the wilderness together. Now they face their new existence as members of the underground rebellion and possibly the biggest obstacle in their fledgling relationship: Katniss. AU, written Pre-MJ.

Bella Swan has a seemingly perfect life- a great job, a great home, and a wonderful boyfriend. She isn't prepared for how all that will change when she goes to Forks to care for her father after surgery and meets local mechanic Jacob Black. AH.

You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.

What happens when you mix Christmas, Edward, & penetration? One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review. Bella/Edward, AH, Rated M for lemons!

"Collecting forks is so cool." Nessie and Seth discuss life, love and redhead Disney characters. SxN. Fluff.

Captain Edward Cullen is recently returned from the Napoleonic Wars. He finds that, in his absence, his childhood friend, Miss Isabella Swan, has grown up and is on the verge of engagement with another man. Entry in the Age of Edward contest.

Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.

Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward

A Fandom Gives Back oneshot for Legna989. Bella is sick of her lackluster love life, and Alice has the perfect solution.

Edward, Jasper and Bella are best friends-but when Jasper and Bella take a summer road trip through Texas-will things change between the two of them? What will happen when the trip is over and they reunite with Edward? AH JasperxBella Rated M

Charlie and Leah have bonded in their grief over the death of Harry Clearwater, but now Leah wants things to change. Will Charlie look past their differences, and give them both a second chance at happiness? AU Post New Moon. Alt Shipper Challenge

Alice Brandon returns home from college to find her high school crush is back in the area. One problem. He's living in the house where she hid her diary that's filled with intimate things about him. Can Alice retrieve it back, before Jasper finds it? AH

Story starts durring battle with Victoria's newborn army in Eclipse. Jasper and Bella pairing eventually. Non-cannon. Don't like pairing do not read. Wild twist and turns, please read and review : Rated M for language and lemons later.

Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!

Madge dreams of her life could have been like back in Twelve if CF hadn't happened. Gadge Fluff for MoonNRoses' wedding. This may be considered follow-up to Love was a Fire Escape. So AU it hurts.

Carlisle first meets Esme when she's 16 and has a broken leg. They part, until her dying body is brought to him in Ashland hospital, Wisconsin. Will he save her by changing her into an immortal? And if he does, what will Edward think?

A fairytale about not-friendship and petty vandalism. New Moon AU. Extremely foul language and a somewhat sensitive topic. J/B.

The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.

Yet another mid-New Moon J/B roadtrip fic. She wonders how she forgot that he's just sixteen. Sixteen and somehow overnight the whole weight of the world dropped on his broad shoulders, and it's not fair and she has to get him out of here. So she will.

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

B's trying to get by in the AZ, the After Zombies, and runs into a guy who could help her through it. They've got a destination in mind, but will they make it? M for language and a lime or two...

Edward is a high-priced escort about to take on a new client. He has no idea that the woman he's about to meet is going to change everything. AU AH Edward/Bella

Reposting in FFnet due to death of Twilighted account. Started out as a rescue mission, until Masen's 'copter went down in flames. Now he's stuck in enemy territory with Bella Swan and a whole lot of background issues.

The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E

Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with ElleCC. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.

What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.

Edward is spending his first winter break home from college working at the only grocery store in Forks. Can he keep his big mouth from getting him in trouble? "FML Contest" entry. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M for language.

One of the patients of Sunny Mountain Mental Hospital in Forks, Washington is found dead during a particularly brutal storm. The weather has them all trapped inside so it's up to the resident nurse, Rosalie Hale, to uncover the killer.

I Love 80s Music Contest entry. Will having each other be enough for Bella and Jasper when they face tough times and broken dreams? Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. One-shot.

A peak into Sue Clearwater's mind during the events of Breaking Dawn, and how she ended up with Charlie instead of Billy. Written for Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. contest. Canon. Sue/Billy, Sue/Charlie.

Bella's been hiding from her past for the last 4 years. Can helping the handsome, blond cowboy face his own pain ease hers? AH/OOC – “For the Love of Jasper” contest entry.

Jasper has a recurring nightmare of chasing a mysterious woman who is crying out for his help. When the opportunity presents itself in real life can he come to the rescue? "For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest entry. AU, AH, Rated M.

Jasper is inexplicably drawn to the diner where Alice works. She has a “feeling” something big is coming. But they just keep missing each other. Will destiny prevail? AH O/S Entry for the "For the Love of Jasper Contest."

One-Shot. She is the best friend of his daughter. He is the father of her best friend. Their attraction must remain unrecognized and unrequited. But that doesn’t mean their fantasies have to. AU, AH, OOC. Rated M.

Edward wants to teach piano. Bella wants to be an author. Neither can afford distractions but they can't ignore their passions for music, nor their passions for each other. A Bella/Edward story with lots of great music and funny bits! Mmmm Lemons!

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.

She was beautiful when she was ranting... :Cedric/Hermione - OneShot: