I don't know how you took such a screwed up premise and made such a beautiful story. That was awesome.

What?! Bella suddenly wants a baby?! Oooh, this is getting GOOD!

Edward's loud sighing... why I am getting flashbacks to Al Gore's loud sighing during the 2000 election?

I don't read minds... well played, Sir Black!

A vampire and a werewolf walk into a diner... and this is not going to go well. At all. I'm already hooked!

Hold up... he already got the wedding invitation? Isn't that actually the beginning of Breaking Dawn?

Edward's offer to let Jacob knock Bella up and let her give birth to puppies is rather crass, in my view. She is an independent woman, not a bitch (in the female dog sense of the term).

This was such a great fic - too bad it is only housed on other channels. It is good to see AUs where Jacob's kiss truly shakes Bella of her belief system and lets her see Jacob in a new light.

Oh, man! This was PURGED? Bc of erotica? What the heck?! Thank goodness I'm an AO3 subscriber. I'll get right to reading!

I just finished reading the story on AO3. And it was perfect. To be honest I never was a Jacob lover and I only started reading the story because it sounded interesting. I was not disappointed. The story was unconventional but still true to the characters. Yeah... I loved the story so much and thank you for sharing it.

Fuke you

Oh my god I just read the story and I LOVED IT SO MUCH

Hi. For some reason I can't log in. I am mariemermaids if you want to reply. i have read this story some time back and fell in love with it. Been looking for it since and I just found it! Thank you for the wonderful story

Sounds like something I should read.

Why the flip did allow the prudes and gaspers to take over? I say let the Pollyanna pricklettes go read yawning heaps of blah elsewhere and stop harshing out my twific buzz.

Skipping over to AO3 because I've got to read this one-shot now. Like, immediately right now :)