Fandral and Volstagg get caught up in the middle of a scene they shouldn't be watching... (Loki/ Darcy)

He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.

It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.

Returning home for a year, Bella struggles both with chances lost and taken and what to do with the last one she'll ever have. It's more complicated than she'd ever imagined. Raw, realistic and messy, this isn't the typical JxB. Takes place 8 years after BD wedding.

Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH

Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.

A disinterested, paranoid girl. A wealthy journalist with only one thing on his mind. Too much alcohol. A serial killer on the loose. Here's the problem with a one-night stand in locked-down London.

Graduate student Bella Swan has been challenging Professor Edward Masen since she first stepped into his psychology class three years ago. Edward has designed a course specifically for her last semester. Classmates Jasper, Emmett, Mike and Jake will each have a turn for some hands-on lessons. But who will end up teaching who? All human, very M-rated. Some d/s themes.

Bella knows it's stupid to crush so hard on her boss. But when she's clubbing one night, and he asks for her name, she gives her middle name, Marie, and surrenders to a wild one-night stand, where she's allowed to touch him, and call him 'Edward'. But how will she continue on as his son's nanny? OOC/AH/MA content

He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Written for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.

Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction - she believes in friction. That is until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way, the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest - One of the Winners of the 'Dirty Five'

After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA

Traded like livestock, treated like trash, all by her own aunt and uncle. When she's put up as collateral, does Bella find what she's always needed in a man from the underworld? BxE Mafia AH/AU OOC Rated M just in case OS or continue? tell me what u thin

Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

This one shot is a result of a prompt submitted to the TwikinkFest. I hope you enjoy! Prompt: In a word: crying. I want a Bella who cries when she comes (maybe she's really embarrassed about it, or she used to be but now she's more comfortable with it) and a male partner (anyone) who is GGG about it and encourages her to let go. Bonus points for "good girl" somewhere in there.

I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.

Bella's been alone in the house for three weeks. Her husband, Jasper has been on a long assignment for work. For a homecoming party, Bella invites their good friends, Peter and Charlotte over. What happens when Jasper calls to say he'll be late?

Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.

Leah and Bella healed their broken hearts together. They are happy together, but Bella is curious about men. Paul agrees to help out, but things get complicated. What happens when their boy toy won't stay in the box? They can't go back, but can they go forward? Can they all fight for what they need? Poly, NM, AU, Bella, Leah, Paul

Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense

He called her firefly, saying she was the flame that lit his soul, never understanding that he was the spark. All Human, WWII Romance.

AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

Bella and Jasper are a homicidal couple on the run from the law who take young, meek Edward hostage in his own house. Jasper soon realizes that they are in over their heads, and are nothing but pawns in Edward's game...and that he will do anything to have the beautiful Bella all to himself.

Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M

This story contains slash, fem-slash, polyamorous groupings…ah hell. It is a damned sexual buffet. If you are not into that sort of thing or if you are under 18, then move along little ones. This story is NOT for you. Follow me on Facebook, Nickeyd26.

Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.

Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."

Desperate for revenge of the death of his imprint and unborn child, Sam's wolf takes over. "I lifted the girl in my arms and took off running. She was not allowed to escape the pain and I would be there every day as a reminder."

A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

Paul wishes Bella would dance. AU, MA

Halloween night? A full moon? With Billy Black volunteering his babysitting services, what could possibly happen? Find out in A Fanging Howl-O-Ween to Remember.

Irish Arms Dealer and the Italian mob. Take a joy ride with Bella to discovering betrayal, true love, and the truth behind her fathers assassination. Rated M. AH. *Nominated for "The Lasagna Award" Best Mob/Mafia fic.*

Odd little one shot I thought of while procrastinating on a paper.

Won Naughty Girls Pick in JNG's "Cullen Boys Contest." Bella enlists the help of Angela to take on a handsy 'ghost' in the stacks of Forks Public Library. Lem/Lang. O/s. Alternate reveal of the Forks vamps.

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.

Jake fell in love with his friend Bella the summer he was 13. Five years later she's back and ready for far more than friendship, but each is waiting for the other to make the first move. MeraNaamJoker/Grrlinterrupted collab, AH, fluff, angst, lemons.

Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.

When you're in love, you always think it's going to last forever. Yet when a twist in fate changes things, can you recover and pull yourself from the darkness.

Nearly a year since the wedding, Edward still refused to give in to Bella's one true desire: to be with him forever. Bella was rebelling in the only way she could think of to get Edward's attention. AU ExB/JxB, M for vampire poly, angst & dark eroticism.

Bella is forced to move to Washington when her mother remarries. Although, Washington is dreary she meets some exciting characters. But something is afoot in the town of Port Angeles. Entry for THE CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST. AH & OOC.

Part One of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions change lives. What happens when a series of decisions set you on the path to become a completely different person? When Edward decides to return life has already moved on.

"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...

After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.

Edward was born into a family of slave owners. Bella was a slave. In the age they lived can love surmount impossible obstacles like race, color and slavery ? One of the Age of Edward 2010 Judges Winners

What happens when Edward isn't enough for little Bella leaving her frustrated and in the hands of the Major? Well, hot fuckery is what. Filled with delicious fluff :

8yrs from NM bday party aftermath: It's the final nail in the coffin & Bella is running south after bad news. Where has she been? Meeting the last person she expected to find on the desert roads of Texas, is her life ending or just beginning? Jasper/Bella

New Moon: After Bella leaves for Italy to save Edward, she never returns. The pack thinks she was killed, so two years later when she returns, where has she been? How have Charlie and Jacob dealt? Will they understand her intentions?

King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.

AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking

Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.

Edward left not knowing Bella was pregnant, 7 years later Bellas changed, literally she can change her appearance, & now Izzy & Renesmee Masen come home to Forks, only to find out another vampire family had the same idea, & Izzy decides to have some fun!

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Jasper and Bella meet on Christmas at church. Neither are what they appear to be. Warning! Lemons! My entry for The Home for the Holidays contest! The Wicked Will Perish Psalm 1:6

Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.

Edward moves to Forks with his father during his senior year, where he meets Bella Swan. Gorgeous, confident, and non-malicious hater extraordinaire. She hates Edward, and it's anyone's guess why.

Stuck at the MVD on the last day of the month, how do you pass the time? Rated M... AU/AH, just missed the deadline for the Tattward and Inkella contest...

Bella is a werewolf living with her brothers in La Push. What happens when the Alpha’s son wants to be her mate? What if she fell in love with a vampire? Who will she choose? Obviously things are a little messed up, but I think you’ll like it.

Bella’s step-father has been abusing her for years, but after the death of him and her mother, she moves to Forks to be with her father. Will she find the help she needs?

Bella is new in the town of Forks and is invited to a party the first day of school. When something tragic happens who is there to save her? Is everything gonna' be all right? Story better then summary! R&R please! EmmettxBella changed rating to T

Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete

Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.