Your writing style reminds me of a book called “wall banger”. Your story is really good.

I'm reading this fanfiction for the 5th time (or more) and I never get tired of it. SO SO SO GOOOOOOD

Great story! I wish there were more chapters!
Thank you :)

Really enjoyed reading this story. Glad I found it. Seriously Tulip was hilarious. Thanks for sharing your story with us.

Well, that was a very odd way to end a very love filled funny story. With weird drama. Okaaaay. We learned what Jasper dim that’s something. Tristan was adorable, that’s another. Aside from this chapter, I very much loved this whole story. It was hilarious. It was so fun to read. Loved the way they loved each other so much. Your wit, sarcasm and humor were on point. You truly have a gift Thank you, so very much, for sharing your imagination with us here. ~ChristyWIX

Love that you brought it back full circle to the night of the Globes and her delivering his attire for the evening. Him having tulips all over their room was perfect. It’s a good thing they relived their first night together, albeit in bed in a snuggle position as opposed to brilliant wall sex, before the festivities. I felt bad for Tulip and Edward when they got to the hospital. Tulip for obvious reasons. Edward for Bella being so awful to him. Yes, she was going through hellish labor, but geez, she was cruel to him. He was only doing the best he could to help her through the pain. Pushing him away and making him be quiet in the corner, yikes. Emmett should never have come into the room. They hadn’t even had the family time together, just the three of them yet. The big oaf. Was great to read they got married and had their honeymoon, all without the paps finding out anything. Loved that it was a very smal, intimate wedding. Not a big Hollywood production. A big to-do wouldn’t have fit them at all. And, I liked that they did it up in Washington. I like that Jasper married them. That was perfect. And, that Alice and he will be the godparents. Never did learn what Jasper did for a living.

Edward was a right fucking mess of nerves waiting on Charlie. Click, click, boom. I liked that Charlie already figured it all out before he even got there. I really like that Bella is definitely Charlie’s daughter. Renee pretty much also figured it all out, too. Poor driver had his ear talked off. Probably wasn’t used to that there in LA, as most people ignore the drivers. I liked the waythat Bella told her mom about the proposal. Fun.

That was adorable. I wasn’t not surprised thatbshe said maybe but, not now, to him. I wouldn’t expect anything less from her. I loved what he did afterwards. It was too cute and absolutely perfect for these two. It definitely worked too. I’m really surprised that Charlie and Renee are coming. I hope Charlie doesn’t kill Edward. Bella is kind of fond of him after all.

The Twilight things in this story, sprinkled through the various chapter, have made me giggle more than I should for a woman my age. Cannot help it though, as they’ve been wildly accurate and way too funny. Her emotions are all over the map. She simultaneously wanted Edward then pushed him away on the edge of a dime. Yikes! I’m so happy that Edward finally got over his nerves and asked her to marry him. I do worry about Jessica and Lauren teaming up to hurt Bella in some way. Those delusional conniving slores actually think that they have a chance with Edward. They won’t stop. Although, I hope they do.

I love hummus. Especially with pita bread. I concede it’s not for everyone though. I’ll have to try it with wheat crackers. And, for some reason you’ve got me craving grapes. They were not even mentioned at all but, they got stuck in my head reading this chapter. Weird. I’m glad that Bella is there to talk Rose and Edward down off the ledge when it comes to Daddy C getting his groove on. Did they really think he’s been celibate for nearly twenty years now? Edward ahs to man up and ask Bella to marry him. His pussyfooting around . . . tulipfooting? . . . Is not going to get the job done. His fear of her running away screaming seems to be taking hold of him each time. He could have ignored each of the interruptions so far, yet he didn’t. He didn’t have to answer his dad's call when he was about to at home by Bella’s present. He could’ve finished right then after the knock on the door about getting back to set. Although, ten minutes and no celebration time wouldn’t have been ideal. I like that she’s waiting for him in his trailer. I do wonder if some groupie will finagle her way in there and Bella gets to lay a bitch out. That would be funny.

I’m glad she and Tic Tac are both fine. It did work the way I thought it would. Scared her into realizing she really wanted the baby after all. I’m glad they got to see the early sonogram of the baby too. Even got a few photos. Rose was funny about getting them via text. Wonder what was going on with Carlisle. The ones left behind at the party were acting weird in the phone. And, WTH with Emmett and saying something about Edward’s bachelor party? Will have to read on to find out. Sex embargo with these two? Pfft. How will they make it a full week? Eek!

Uterine hitchhiker . . . too funny! That line of the chapter made me laugh. I am glad that Rose was kind about it and even joking with Bella. Calming Bella down some. Rosalie and Bella have become good friends. If this would've happened before they met, that would've been ugly. I really liked that Edward said what he did. That they are in this together and that baby is as much his as it is hers. That he will be there for the both of them and for her not to worry about finances. I knew he already felt that way but, for some reason it was slipping her mind. Could be that she only found out the day before and has been stressing the fuck out since and had not thought that far ahead. I very much love how Irina was still very welcoming about all of it. Even letting her know she worked through her pregnancy and that gave Bella more hope than she had. I am not surprised that Alice already knew. She's got to tell her parents soon, as Edward is telling too many people. That and his dad, sheesh. This will be in the rags soon and then it'll backfire on her with her parents. Blood when pregnant is not always a bad thing. Women spot sometimes at the beginning of pregnancy. I think this will just freak her out enough to realize she already loves Tic Tac and will set her mind to Mom Mode.

I loved all of this in his POV. The part with his mother visiting him in his dream. So overjoyed that Bella was giving her a grandchild. Describing her as smiling so happily and tracing a blue heart on her tummy. Edward’s gift of a blue sapphire heart makes so much more sense now. As does his urgency to get her into the doctor that very day. His dad was really funny. Not wanting to be a grandpa yet. Yet at the same time he seemed delighted to be one anyway. Even giving Edward some really great fatherly advice. Emmett's response when Edward told him was priceless. Claiming it wasn’t his. Too funny. Edward nearly slapping him upside the head ala Rosalie, was funny too. I loved how delighted they were that Coffey got his ass kicked by Bella. Even goading him about getting his ass kicked by a girl. Emmett’s laughter over it was great. I’m so glad they have that security footage to prove Bella was grabbed first. It sure seems he’s going to try to blame Bella for all of it anyway. Very much liked reading his side of these events. Thank you for including it.

Ugh, it was James, the asshat. And, he was goading and goading. Sadly, she gave him exactly what he wanted, as she was leaving with those last words of her. She told him to never compare her baby to his parasitic self. I really liked that she got that pepper spray out and used it. Then promptly kicked his ass and broke his camera. That was brilliant. I was very worried that she would be brought up on charges for assault on him. Thankfully, they had CCTV footage of the whole incident. She got lucky that he grabbed her first, before she blasted him with the spray. It’ll be even better for her defense. I understood why she flew out of there and drove forever. She was trying to clear her head. I didn’t like that she fled from Edward though. That she didn’t call him. Again, I understand her flight, I just didn’t like it. Hopefully, she’s learned how that really sucks that she did that and doesn’t do it again.

It surprised in the least that she’s pregnant. I was surprised that the paps made it out that Bella and Emmett are having an affair and that she’s oregnant with his child. Which will only be worse now, because she really is pregnant and nobody, because they are all twisted, will believe it’s Edward's. I’m so glad that Jessica got fired finally. However, I worry that isn’t the last we’ll see of her in this story. I hope it is Edward next to Coop and not James. The last thing she needs right now is him inflicting his poison into her ears . . . she’s already rattled enough.