Hello Everybody its Deanbeans. Back again after an impromtu MIA stint that lasted a little too long...ooops!

Writer's Oath: I solemnly swear to write fanfiction to the best of my ability realistically and with proper grammar. By the powers vested in me, I will give you exciting, interesting, jaw dropping material as best I can to give your days that extra something. This I promise on my love for delicious Yaoi boys, fanfiction and all you wonderful writers and readers.

On to the basics about me...

Name: DeanBeans

Gender: Female

Age: ...(-_-) you never ask a lady her age.

Likes: Basketball, fanfiction, men...on men..., Japanese(sometimes when its not kicking my butt), good authors that make me salivate at their stories, melted gummy worms that have had the chance to cool off and become a massive swirl of different colors and flavors.

Dislikes: assholes and assholettes, backstabbers, bananas, evil Sasuke, etc. guava, bittermelon(disgusting), ocra(slimy and disgusting), bullies/haters (just plain rude)

Favorite pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Sanji/Zoro, Ichigo/Grimmy Law/Kidd, Gaara/Neji, Inuyasha/Sesshy among others

Well that's it for now. I'm really not all that interesting other than the fact that I may are may not be crazy according to family and friends. Oh well. I happen to think the same of them too. Who deals with normal anymore anyway...Oh I know people who give up weird for the supposed "cool." Lunatics who don't know the good stuff in life. (lol) JK. Cool people need love too...sometimes.

I don't even know what i'm saying anymore. I'm such a rambler.

NOTE: For all you authors out there i just need to get a few things off my chest that has really been bothering me.

DEFIANTLY is NOT the same as DEFINITELY

I can't tell you how many times I have read stories where the protagonist is DEFIANTLY going to the store that day or something along those lines. Why they hell is he/she being defiant as they go to the store if that was the plan anyway? Who are they defying by going to the store? I don't understand!

WEATHER is NOT the same as WHETHER

Weather concerns the weather outside the window/house. Like the weather is really bad today. Do you see those thunderstorms? Golly gee I guess it's a day in. But the grammatical word many writers are looking for is whether. Like whether I go out in the storm or not... or Whether you like it or not...

EXPECT is not the same as EXCEPT is not the same as ACCEPT

As in: I EXPECT you to get better grades than this

As in: I love everything on this menu EXCEPT that

As in: I hope you ACCEPT this gift I am giving you

SIGHT is not the same as SITE (The word SITE has nothing to do with vision)

As in: I believe this is a SIGHT to see!

As in: I was working on the construction SITE when I got injured

SENT is not the same as SCENT

As in: I sent my laundry to the dry cleaners.

As in: This soap has a nice scent.

And if I see one more misuse of in and on I will scream!

Why are you giving someone a kiss IN the head? I don't understand!!!!

Why are you having a party ON a room? How that hell do you get on top of a room in the first place. You have huge enough arms and body to jus lay on top of a whole room?

I realize that many of these mistakes have to do with those who are not native speakers or just a mistake in typing or a brain fart that happens once or twice but it can be very very very annoying and distracting to read, especially if it is in every sentence.

If I see/remember more I will continue to put more up here.

Love you all and I'm so happy you guys have favorited/followed/and reviewed my stories before I went AWAL. Y'all made me smile :)

Pics of Marvolo's room and the Magical Doors in the Fate's Gift story are coming soon like I said in the chapter. If someone else wants to draw it I would love you forever and ever...and ever. (_). So come on Artists come to this side.