B. A. Ware
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Joined 03-14-10, id: 2289309, Profile Updated: 05-25-13
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Aliens/Predator, Assassin's Creed, Hunger Games, and Lost.

Anyone can use my ideas, I just want link to the story you wrote.

I'm a guy who even in a hurry has the time to stop and listen to a song that he finds interesting. Even if I hear it for the first time, and it's playing from someone's window.

I'm a guy who left his walls white. Not because I couldn't decide what colour I would like, but because I wanted to sketch something on them.

I'm a guy who don't care if people apologise after they shout at him. Not because I don't want to be friends again, but because only when people get angry they truly say what's bothering them, and I don't want to forget about it.

I'm a guy who sits all alone on any kind of party. Not because I don't like having fun with everybody else, but because I have more fun trying to understand why people do certain things.

I'm a guy who don't have any piece of art in his personal possessions. Not because I didn't write, drawn, or make anything, but because I gave everything away to people who said they liked it.

I'm a guy who don't notice trademarks. Not because I think having nice things isn't important, but because it's more interesting how people are on the inside... that's why I always have sharp knife in my pocket, so I can check for myself.

I'm a guy who will add most obnoxious comments to what he said earlier. Yes, partly because its funny, but more importantly, because I want to check if you're still paying attention to what I'm saying.

I'm a guy who read through whole series, listen to whole albums or watch every single episode in a serial, even if his friends tell that one thing in them was particularly good or funny. Not because I have too much of free time, but because I know my friends have good taste. Also, I don't like judging whole series only on one episode. Knowing the context, characters, etc. also helps... That reminds me.

I'm a guy who can give you several answers to one question. Not because I can't decide what is wrong, right, or just what I want to say, but because life just isn't that simple.

I'm a guy who enjoys doing normal stuff. Not because I like routine, but because to me, doing normal stuff is like any other person saying "Let's do something different this time".

I'm a guy who gets a laugh whenever people point just how bad his grammar is in his stories. Not because I think they're wrong, but because I know for sure that people don't read stories only because of the good language. If they were doing that, I bet libraries would have larger variety of grammar textbooks in their fiction section. Man, you can never find one with interesting plot, right?

I'm a guy who is highly amused by all the critics that seem to be all around nowadays. No, it's not because I think that their arguments aren't valid by definition, but you just have to love that person who acts as if they knew everything about the world but does nothing to improve the situation. Stating that something crappy is crap seems to be enough. Let someone else figure out why it's only getting worse.

I'm a guy who looks like a young man, acts like a toddler, and has an old soul.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 14,638 - Follows: 11,541 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 3,267 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 12,084 - Follows: 4,928 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bring to Order Rewrite by twilliams1797 reviews
Harry and Hermione, A new kind of family, multi-wife some mild femslash. This story has been re-edited, and the mistakes fixed as pointed out by my reviewers. The formatting has been fixed, so don't complain about formatting, it was right when I u/l it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,600 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 5,807 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3804 - Favs: 10,732 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Forbidden Love by Nikki99 reviews
Harry is headed back to Hogwarts and things are good, Voldermort has been MIA for months and his relationship with Ginny is blossoming. But the last 2 weeks of summer he finds that he relationship with Hermione seems to be blossoming too. Story Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,558 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 2,588 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,135 - Follows: 5,984 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Ace of Hearts by Nikki99 reviews
What do you do when your in love with your boyfreind's bestfriend? Har. Herm. and Her. Ron story. Finally Finished! Yay! All 25 pages of last chapter posted, per voting results. Enjoy and I hope you like it, leave feedback and Ja Ne!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,381 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 10,201 - Follows: 4,422 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom by aglondier reviews
It's not really very doomy at all...but I thought a pretentious title would suck you all in. Anyway, in this story, Harry deals with Fudge once and for all! Revised by demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2005 - George W. - Complete
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Once reviews
Every story has an end. Every hero puts down his arms at some point. But all those adventures are determined by the past. By something, no matter how small, that started the chain of events and defined the world. Something that was... Once...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012
Finding Why's reviews
Harry must have been lonely while living at the Dursley's. What if he wished a friend and it worked? "Inquisitive, unconventional Harry. Lots of humour" like someone said. Writing gets better later on, said another. In the end H/Hr, some N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 360,440 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter while drinking reviews
Piece of silliness. If you don't like drinking humour, don't read this. M for that reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
Mindless reviews
Azkaban!Creature!Harry. Based on something Sirius told us about, and another thing that we don't pay any thought any more. Genres were picked by the readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Duel on a rainy day reviews
Now-two-shot. Who would have thought that their duel would end this way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Assassin's woes
It sometimes so happens, that a simple task doesn't exactly go as planned... One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Carelessness reviews
Tired of stories where Harry goes to the rescue of... everyone? In this one-shot Harry just don't care. I dedicate this piece to every writer who had their head filled with plot bunnies so much, that they couldn't concentrate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Equal reviews
Maybe fate had more to do with it than was in the book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Predators aka Fraternity goes wild reviews
How plot of the newest Predators 2010 looked like from the "other side". Not much cursing, some drinking, a lot of goofing around. Simply put, a piece of foolishness.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter is Lost reviews
One-shot. Harry goes after Sirius through the veil. What will come out of it? Slight spoilers for Lost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Carring may hurt reviews
Harry was thinking about others, Voldemort wasn't. Nothing new you say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Talking helps, sometimes only barely reviews
You never know what comes out of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Presented to death reviews
Idea of "Voldemort had lousy childhood, lets give him a present" that didn't go in the right direction. T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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