WRITERS, YE BE WARNED!

Yo ho, yo ho, a writer's life for me!

I pillage and plunder and rifle and loot

Kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot

Extort and pilfer, filch and sack

Maraud and embezzle and even highjack

Kindle and char and inflame and ignite

Burning up cities, I'm really a fright

Rascal and scoundrel, villain and knave

Devil and black sheep, I'm a really bad egg

Beggar and blighter and ne'er do-well cad

Aye, but I'm loved by the writer lasses and lads

Yo ho, yo ho, a writer's life for me!

Captain WerewolfPirate at yer service.

Not many women I've known have chosen the pirate life, saying it is too dangerous and improper for a lady like me-self. However, the pirate life has been fortunate for me in many ways.

I sail the deadly ocean waters in search of treasure, adventure, pillaging, looting, the supernatural and of course, the most important thing in the world...rum. I am the most feared and dangerous pirate alive with a bounty on me head, yet no one has succeeded in claiming said bounty. My crew is loyal at best, and know that to cross me will be their last mistake. I've made many a travels across the world and each time there is something new waiting to be discovered.

There are things that you do not know of this world.

They keep themselves hidden from people, walking among them during the day until night approaches. The battles they've fought and the secrets they hide from everyone are kept whispered from open ears. I have been searching for them ever since my first encounter with one, but each time I draw close they manage to disappear.

I vow that I will find one and reveal them for what they truly are for the world to see!

Nothing will stop me!