The Arrival of a Doll Named Chucky

By Joe

Summary: The Simpsons received a strange doll from an anonymous party. What will happen? This is the sequel to Stewie Meets Chucky.

Author Notes: I do not own The Simpsons or the Child's Play series, their characters, or any other copyrighted material. Also, I give credit to avatar2468 ( for suggesting that I make a sequel to "Stewie Meets Chucky." Also, the beginning part of the first chapter includes parts from the final chapter of "Stewie Meets Chucky." That way, the story has a much smoother beginning.

Chapter 1

The Simpsons sat in their living room watching TV. They were a happy family, yet sometimes dysfunctional, living in the city of Springfield, USA. They were getting ready to watch a popular show on FOX known as Family Guy, when suddenly, Kent Brockman appeared on the screen.

"Attention viewers. We regret to inform you that Family Guy has been taken off the air permanently," declared Kent. "This is because we have not filmed any new episodes, as the entire cast has mysteriously been killed. The killer is unknown to this date, but he is believed to be armed and dangerous. Now, stay tuned for Barney and Friends."

"D'oh!" shouted Homer. "I hate Barney. He's such a queer."

"Yeah, I know," a ten-year-old kid known as Bart said. "Somebody ought to shoot him."

"Bart," Marge said in her motherly voice, "that's not nice to say."

"Eat my shorts, Barney!" shouted Bart.

"Why you little!" Homer yelled, and then strangled Bart. Bart began choking and his eyes bulged out.

Marge, Lisa, and Maggie watched the two acting stupid, as usual. Just then, the doorbell rang. Homer was too busy strangling Bart, so he was unable to answer it. Marge went to answer it. "Hello," she said. However, nobody was at the door. There was just a package. Marge took it inside and opened it. There was something inside wrapped in paper wrapping. Marge opened it up and saw the unusual object. There was even a note resting on the object:

"Looking for THE REAL DEAL? Well then buy this Chucky doll. He is THE REAL THING! Many other sellers claim to sell the real thing, but this is no scam. This really is THE REAL THING! It was the doll filmed in the movies. He WILL come alive if you piss it off, and it WILL kill you. This is NOT a joke. Scare your friends or family. Perfect for Halloween. is accepted. Sorry, no checks."

"How do I pay for this thing? This doesn't even have a return address. Oh well, I guess we'll just keep it for free," Marge said to herself.

"Keep what for free, honey?" Homer called from the other room. He released Bart, and Bart dropped on the floor to recover from Homer's grasp on his throat.

Marge walked into the living room with the object. "Somebody sent us this weird doll, and there was a note on it saying that was accepted, but they wouldn't take checks."

"Wow!" Bart said. He ran over to the doll. "That's Chucky! Better watch out, Mom. That's a badass doll."

"Bart, don't talk like that in front of me," Marge warned.

"Okay," said Bart. He walked behind her. "That's a badass doll," Bart said, trying to be clever. Marge groaned.

"Let me see the note, Marge. I'm sure we can figure this thing out real easy," Homer said slyly. He went in the kitchen, read the note, and then threw it in the garbage disposal, where the note was chopped into little pieces. "Let's do what you said and keep it for free."

"Okay…" Marge said. She gave Chucky a strange look. "It sure is a rather frightening doll. I'm not sure if I trust it."

"Don't worry, Marge. That stuff was just in the movies. I'm sure this little fellow won't give us any problems, right?" Homer said.

Chucky turned his head toward Homer. In his Good Guys voice, he said, "Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?"

"Do I ever!" Homer said, snatching Chucky from Marge and running outside to play. "Come on, let's go to the park together! Woo hoo!" Homer burst full speed out the door with Chucky in his arm.

Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Maggie looked out the window as they saw Homer make a run for the playground. Lisa looked up at Marge. "How long do you think it will take Dad to realize he's being a complete idiot?" she asked her mother.

"He may never realize it, Lisa," Marge said.

Bart took out a camcorder out of nowhere. He filmed Homer tossing the doll up in the air. "I'm getting it all on video for posterity. Heh heh heh!"