Hello, everyone, my name is Joe, and I've been really interested in writing stories since I was a little kid. Though I don't write quite as much as I used to, I still have a little creative juice in my brain that allows me to make fan-fics. I am thinking about getting a degree in the field of medicine and maybe get a job as a pharmacist. I also like electronic gadgets (especially computers) and gizmos. Right now, I am trying to learn many different languages - mainly Russian. I often review stories I read, especially ones that I am interested in. I hope you like my stories, everyone. I'll look forward to reading & reviewing yours, too. Thank you for viewing my profile.

-Joe

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal and be done with it, copy and paste this in your profile.

ABOUT ME

Name: Joe

Religious Beliefs / Political Interests: Christian, Baptist / Moderate

Height / Weight: 5' 3" / 120 pounds

Hair color / Eye color: Brown / blue

MEDIA

Favorite Music Genre(s): Country, Rock, Alternative Rock, and Pop.

Favorite Artists: Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Rednex, The Beatles, Weezer, Enya, and Dallas Green.

Favorite TV Shows: Seinfeld, Malcolm in the Middle, Married...with Children, Family Guy, South Park, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, and The Brady Bunch.

Favorite Movies: The Back to the Future series, the Child's Play series, Clueless, My Cousin Vinny, Pay It Forward, Shallow Hal, The Girl Next Door, The Ringer, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Tommy Boy.

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jason Alexander, Danny DeVito, Jack Black, Joe Pesci, Tiffany Thornton, Jerry Trainor, and Chris Farley.

QUOTES

"I have the answer, I just can't find it."

"I should be locked in the looney bin."

UPCOMING STORIES

"Andy's New Toy" - A Toy Story fan-fic. Andy gets a new toy - a Good Guy doll named Chucky. Takes place in the '90s, around the same time as Child's Play 3 (though in this story arc, Child's Play 3 never happened).

"Unmarried...with Children" - A Married...with Children fic. Kelly learns that she is pregnant.

"The Return Of An Old Friend" - A "Garfield" fic. Lyman makes a surprise return after his mysterious absence. But will things be the same at Garfield's house?

"I Was a Teenage Sponge" - A SpongeBob SquarePants fic. After accidentally being injected with sponge plasma, Gary becomes a sponge. This is the sequel to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "I Was a Teenage Gary." I was originally working on this in the spring of 2009 but decided to cancel the story. I got back to work on it again in late 2009 and hoped to upload it by the end of the year but pretty much didn't feel like working on it. I will, however, try to have the story done before the year is over.