Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters used in this story.
A/N: This was a rather pointless fic. It just gave me something to do I suppose. I couldn't think of how to end it but at 5am, I stopped caring. Observe the pretty page break.
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Finally Rocko has been brought back (in this fic anyway). Here's Rocko's big reunion party. Let's take a look around.
Rocko: I'm glad we could all be back together like this again.
Ralph: Yeah whatever.
Heffer: Why did we ever leave in the first place?
Filburt: Because Nickelodeon is a bunch of-
Hutch: *twiching noise* Kay?!
Rocko: Yyyyeah...
Bev: Oh this is such a lovely party. We should really do this again sometime.
Filburt: *gets up* *spotlight shines on him* Okay.. okay. I've got a song. I'd like to dedicate this one to Dr Hutchison.. and all our beautiful-
Ed: Oh get on with it already!
Filburt: *sings* Sometimes...
*Space ship crashes into house landing on Ed*
Hutch: OH! *gets out stethoscope and runs toward the heap*
Ralph: Well if that's it, I'll just let myself out here-*door opens on him*
Hippo Lady: HELLO!
Rocko: Hey Hippo Lady.
Hippo Lady: Hey Rocko! Long time no see! You never called me after that whole ding dong ditch thing!
Rocko: Oh that. Heh.
HL: Well who is this? *peels Ralph off the wall* Aren't you the cutest thing!
Ralph: Yeah. Can you put me down? I really need to get back to work. They picked up "the FatHeads" again... *sob*
HL: Awww.. It's ok.
Ralph: NO!! NO! It will never be okay! My life is a chaotic abyss of misery and torment!.. and you're ugly!
HL: *gasp* How DARE you? *throws him outside and into mailbox*
The mailman reaches into Ralphs mouth and pulls out a squeaky monkey. Sheila comes up to Rocko and realizes he is staring at Melba. Sheila and Melba get into a girly hand slapping fight.
Heffer: Hey, no reason to fight over me-*ding-dong* *answers door* hey look!! He made it!!
Rocko: Who?
Heffer: *picks up cage with a dead bird wearing sunglasses* Tirdy! Woo! The life of the partay is here! *bird falls out of cage*
Filburt: O_o *faints*
Dr Bendova: Deadness! I can fix that!
Nurse: I thought I strapped you to the bed!!
Random squirrels are talking...
RS1: So.. Hows abouts you get the stuff, and I'll be the lookout
RS2: No, YOUS gettn' the stuff, and I'll just watch yous make an idiot of yourself..
Flecko: *takes out a big roll of money* Hows about you get me in on some o' this?
RS2: Okay, but if we get caught, we didn't get no Walnuts from nowhere. See?
Flecko: Does this look like the face of a dishonest fly?
Another random squirrel sings..
Back up: (I'm not a squirrel)
Girly squirrel: *singing* I'm not a squirrel, don't tell me that I'm deseased... I'm only tryin' to find some nuts for next season..
Random people:
"So, I'm lookin' at this pineapple cake, and the whole time I'm thinkin''WHY is it upside down? I mean look at it, I can't eat that, it's not even turned the right way!"
"He changed my life! I mean 'With me and you and my dog Blue, we can do anything' those are some powerful words. It just puts a whole new light on things you know? It really does."
"Unwrap the cheese BEFORE you grill it into the sandwich... The secret to life. Oh mommy YES."
Rocko: Gee Hef, I didn't think this many people would be here...Hef?..HEF?!
Heffer is standing on top of the house wearing only a censor bar, and holding a microphone.
Heff: Are you people ready to party?!
Peeps: YEAH!
Heff: You wanna have some fun?!
Peeps: YEAH!!!
Heff: ALRIGHT! Fil?
Fil: ~*DJ!*~ Um.. hello.
Judge Lady: Oh I LOVE that voice! Say it again!
Fil: *sigh* Hello.
Judge: OH! That's so cute!
Judge Sockner walks up to her.
Sockner: Well hello there.. Wanna dance?
Judge Lady: Okay!
Fil: Anyway..
Peaches: *sings* Burn, baby burn, Disco-*everyone stares* heh..
Fil: Alright.. let's do some singin' here. I think I'm gonna be sick..
Really Really Big Man walks up on stage.
Virginia: Heffer?! What are you doing up there?! You get down off that roof right now!
Heff: Aww mom!
Virginia: Now!!
Grandpa: I told ya there was somen' wrong with that boy. Screwed up in the head that's what he is. *beats Rocko with cane* Get me some soda!
Viginia: I can-
Grandpa: Nonsense, let the BEAVER do it!
RRBM: *singing* Cause sometimes when we touch...
Judge Lady: Ohhh!! Say it again!
Peaches: *sigh* Hello.
Judge Lady: Yay! ^-^
The Chameleon Brothers work with yet another costomer.
#1: You'd look good with say, a flip maybe?
Bunny: *confused*
#2: No I'd say more of a beehive.
#1: Oh, excellent idea.
~*style*~
1+2: It's perfect!
Bunny: ?!!!
Peaches: *on stage singing* Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want..
Spunky is inside, Tengo-ing with the mop, while the food processor is playing poker with the Bratworst guy. Suddenly a snow globe jumps on Heffer's toe.
Snowglobe: You Won't escape the wrath of Mortimer Kahn!! I'll get you for this!
Heff: Yeah right.
Snowglobe: Your mama!
Heff: Hey don't talk about my mom that way!
Snowglobe: Oh yeah?! Your mama's so fat, I set aside time specifically dedicated to the purpose of making up a joke about her!
Heff: No!
Snowglobe: She's SO ugly, that...*evil laughter*
Heff: What?
Snowglobe: What?
More random people dance... and so forth. Okay goodnight.
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A/N: Review. If you can think of a way to end it, or some ideas on it, let me know.
A/N: This was a rather pointless fic. It just gave me something to do I suppose. I couldn't think of how to end it but at 5am, I stopped caring. Observe the pretty page break.
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Finally Rocko has been brought back (in this fic anyway). Here's Rocko's big reunion party. Let's take a look around.
Rocko: I'm glad we could all be back together like this again.
Ralph: Yeah whatever.
Heffer: Why did we ever leave in the first place?
Filburt: Because Nickelodeon is a bunch of-
Hutch: *twiching noise* Kay?!
Rocko: Yyyyeah...
Bev: Oh this is such a lovely party. We should really do this again sometime.
Filburt: *gets up* *spotlight shines on him* Okay.. okay. I've got a song. I'd like to dedicate this one to Dr Hutchison.. and all our beautiful-
Ed: Oh get on with it already!
Filburt: *sings* Sometimes...
*Space ship crashes into house landing on Ed*
Hutch: OH! *gets out stethoscope and runs toward the heap*
Ralph: Well if that's it, I'll just let myself out here-*door opens on him*
Hippo Lady: HELLO!
Rocko: Hey Hippo Lady.
Hippo Lady: Hey Rocko! Long time no see! You never called me after that whole ding dong ditch thing!
Rocko: Oh that. Heh.
HL: Well who is this? *peels Ralph off the wall* Aren't you the cutest thing!
Ralph: Yeah. Can you put me down? I really need to get back to work. They picked up "the FatHeads" again... *sob*
HL: Awww.. It's ok.
Ralph: NO!! NO! It will never be okay! My life is a chaotic abyss of misery and torment!.. and you're ugly!
HL: *gasp* How DARE you? *throws him outside and into mailbox*
The mailman reaches into Ralphs mouth and pulls out a squeaky monkey. Sheila comes up to Rocko and realizes he is staring at Melba. Sheila and Melba get into a girly hand slapping fight.
Heffer: Hey, no reason to fight over me-*ding-dong* *answers door* hey look!! He made it!!
Rocko: Who?
Heffer: *picks up cage with a dead bird wearing sunglasses* Tirdy! Woo! The life of the partay is here! *bird falls out of cage*
Filburt: O_o *faints*
Dr Bendova: Deadness! I can fix that!
Nurse: I thought I strapped you to the bed!!
Random squirrels are talking...
RS1: So.. Hows abouts you get the stuff, and I'll be the lookout
RS2: No, YOUS gettn' the stuff, and I'll just watch yous make an idiot of yourself..
Flecko: *takes out a big roll of money* Hows about you get me in on some o' this?
RS2: Okay, but if we get caught, we didn't get no Walnuts from nowhere. See?
Flecko: Does this look like the face of a dishonest fly?
Another random squirrel sings..
Back up: (I'm not a squirrel)
Girly squirrel: *singing* I'm not a squirrel, don't tell me that I'm deseased... I'm only tryin' to find some nuts for next season..
Random people:
"So, I'm lookin' at this pineapple cake, and the whole time I'm thinkin''WHY is it upside down? I mean look at it, I can't eat that, it's not even turned the right way!"
"He changed my life! I mean 'With me and you and my dog Blue, we can do anything' those are some powerful words. It just puts a whole new light on things you know? It really does."
"Unwrap the cheese BEFORE you grill it into the sandwich... The secret to life. Oh mommy YES."
Rocko: Gee Hef, I didn't think this many people would be here...Hef?..HEF?!
Heffer is standing on top of the house wearing only a censor bar, and holding a microphone.
Heff: Are you people ready to party?!
Peeps: YEAH!
Heff: You wanna have some fun?!
Peeps: YEAH!!!
Heff: ALRIGHT! Fil?
Fil: ~*DJ!*~ Um.. hello.
Judge Lady: Oh I LOVE that voice! Say it again!
Fil: *sigh* Hello.
Judge: OH! That's so cute!
Judge Sockner walks up to her.
Sockner: Well hello there.. Wanna dance?
Judge Lady: Okay!
Fil: Anyway..
Peaches: *sings* Burn, baby burn, Disco-*everyone stares* heh..
Fil: Alright.. let's do some singin' here. I think I'm gonna be sick..
Really Really Big Man walks up on stage.
Virginia: Heffer?! What are you doing up there?! You get down off that roof right now!
Heff: Aww mom!
Virginia: Now!!
Grandpa: I told ya there was somen' wrong with that boy. Screwed up in the head that's what he is. *beats Rocko with cane* Get me some soda!
Viginia: I can-
Grandpa: Nonsense, let the BEAVER do it!
RRBM: *singing* Cause sometimes when we touch...
Judge Lady: Ohhh!! Say it again!
Peaches: *sigh* Hello.
Judge Lady: Yay! ^-^
The Chameleon Brothers work with yet another costomer.
#1: You'd look good with say, a flip maybe?
Bunny: *confused*
#2: No I'd say more of a beehive.
#1: Oh, excellent idea.
~*style*~
1+2: It's perfect!
Bunny: ?!!!
Peaches: *on stage singing* Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want..
Spunky is inside, Tengo-ing with the mop, while the food processor is playing poker with the Bratworst guy. Suddenly a snow globe jumps on Heffer's toe.
Snowglobe: You Won't escape the wrath of Mortimer Kahn!! I'll get you for this!
Heff: Yeah right.
Snowglobe: Your mama!
Heff: Hey don't talk about my mom that way!
Snowglobe: Oh yeah?! Your mama's so fat, I set aside time specifically dedicated to the purpose of making up a joke about her!
Heff: No!
Snowglobe: She's SO ugly, that...*evil laughter*
Heff: What?
Snowglobe: What?
More random people dance... and so forth. Okay goodnight.
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A/N: Review. If you can think of a way to end it, or some ideas on it, let me know.