Author has written 11 stories for Breakfast Club, Gilmore Girls, Pirates of the Caribbean, High School Musical, Grey's Anatomy, Sonny with a Chance, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Once Upon a Time. GREETINGS EARTHLINGS! How we all doin'? That's great. So, you're here because you wanna know about li'l ol' me, hmm? Well, first of all, I'm flattered. Second of all, you'll be the ones powering my stories, so your wish is my command... Age? None of your business.:P Nationality? Canadian eh?(We make the good beer!) Fears? Spiders, wooden dummies, porcelain dolls, mannequins with faces (you laugh now, but stare at a mannequin or porcelain doll long enough and you'll see what I mean) Little bit MORE about me? I've been writing stories for a while now, a mixture of fanfictions and entirely originals. I have an obsessions with ducks, the name Floyd, Captain Jack Sparrow,movies and TV. favorite Actor(s)? Johnny Depp, George Clooney, ROBERT REDFORD, PAUL NEWMAN, Michael Weatherly, Bill Hader Favorite actress(es)? Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson, Lauren Graham, Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy Celebrity Crushes? Johnny Depp, Jesse McCartney, Michael Seater, James McAvoy, ERIC DANE, Chris Pine, Ed Westwick, Matt Bomer (Yes, I know, and I don't care:P), Matthew Gray Gubler, John Francis Daley, BRADLEY JAMES (future husband), Louis Tomlinson, Bill Hader Favorite Television show characters OF ALL TIME: Fonzie (Happy Days), Hawkeye Pierce(MASH), Lorelai Gilmore(Gilmore Girls), Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother), Very Special Agent Anthony(Tony)DiNozzo (NCIS), Morgana (Merlin), Regina Mills/Evil Queen (Once Upon a Time) Favorite Movie Character of All Time: Vada Sultenfuss (My Girl) Favorite Inspirational Quote? "People can live a hundred year without ever really living for a minute, you climb up here with me and it's one less minute you haven't lived." - Logan, Gilmore Girls Favorite Rock Star Quote? "I was once on a little private plane with President Clinton. And the man who had flown both of us to this event that we went to said 'who has the cooler gig?' and I said 'me, I get to keep the house.' " - Jon Bon Jovi Jack Taylor : "Maggie, when you grow up and are incredibly beautiful and intelligent and possess a certain sweetness that's... that's like a distant promise to the brave, to the worthy, could you please not beat to a pulp every miserable bastard that comes your way simply because you can? Could you not do that?" - One Fine Day “Lucy comes from that part of me that’s capable of saying mean and sarcastic things, —Charles M. Schulz 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!" You know you live in the 21st century when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Heath Ledger a loss to this world a loss to his family a loss to the movie industry a loss to those fans who adored him if you are one of the faithful fans who will remember his work...copy this into your profile He was an artist and the world is a lesser place due to this loss. 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