johnnydicapriohide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Avengers. "Logic will take you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." "Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." - Kurt Vonnegut "We are the people our parents warned us about." - Jimmy Buffett "It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew that there was all the difference in the world." Harry Potter o.o.o.o.o The Incoherent Ramblings of A Twisted Mind was translated into Hungarian by Sofia Snakeblood! Check it out! :) | |||||||
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Unexpected by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP/DHcompatible. "It's Snape, isn't it? You're insane is all I can say, completely nutters."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
my hero by ThatGirlIsabel reviews
Nate rescues Elena, but she's way ahead of him. Sorta.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Nathan D., Elena F. - Complete
Impasse by MidnightOfTheSoul reviews
And this? This is the second time. This time it's serious. This time, you actually think you might lose. Post 2x10. H/D H/OC D/OC.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Donna, Harvey S.
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
the water was covered with blue leaves by imperfectandchaotic reviews
No one tells her, "It was just a job." No one says, "There will be other bosses." Because it wasn't, and there won't be. She might be alright, eventually, but before the thought can fully form in her mind, the phone rings. It's Mike.
Suits - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Donna, Harvey S. - Complete
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
We've Got It Goin' On by she.a.punk reviews
"Worse than all of that. Worse than everything." Harvey swallowed hard and his eyes fell shut. "They have me...caring." Suits sillyness. Mike and Harvey discover fanfiction. Of course, Donna has known all along.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harvey S., Donna - Complete
Paper Tiger by jbosco reviews
Cas tried to touch Dean's face again, and this time he didn't flinch. After all, short of simply punching him, Cas would have a hard time doing any more damage. In his current state, he was, more or less, a paper tiger. Another rough Saturday drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Somewhere Between an 8 and a 12 by Croik reviews
Nate and Elena share a "romantic" moment while hunting for treasure and running for their lives.
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Nathan D., Elena F. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Red Earth by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Red. His blood on the red earth. He thought he would never open his eyes again... until he did. Rated for language.
Blood Diamond - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008
A Tree by Jewels5 reviews
No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
snowdrifts by Lizzy Rebel reviews
Love is an uphill battle. In the snow. On a mountain. But really, this is just a hike up a mountain in the snow. Really. Nate/Elena, Among Thieves
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6860 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why Remus is the Favorite Squirrel by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
Rollerblading, Ultimate Fights, Why Remus is the Favorite Squirrel." Sirius and James convince a very pregnant Lily to go rollerblading in a muggle park. This is better than it sounds, so please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Quite Important Enough for Pants by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
There is no reason that James should be waking me up at one o' clock that is even remotely important enough for me to put pants on. "What about your first Animagus transformation?" Nope. Not even that. Sirius's POV. Rated for language. Please R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Unfortunately by evizyt reviews
"SHUT THE HELL UP, ASSHOLE!" Because, after seven years, I was a little bit tired. Unfortunately, I shouted this at James Potter in the middle of class. Unfortunately-I seem to use that word a lot in reference to aforementioned archenemy-we had a chat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Good For It by grab bag reviews
Nathan/Elena. What happened immediately after Drake's Fortune ended? Well for one thing, all that unresolved sexual tension between Nate and Elena finally gets resolved. Fluffy and sexy. Spoilers for U:DF but not U2:AT
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Crystal Kisses reviews
*drabble* Fragments, snippets of two souls that combined as one. Two people, born into two different worlds. Two people, that found each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P.
What I’d Do For World Peace by siriusly klutzy reviews
Everyone wants world peace. Well, what if the only thing you had to do to achieve it would be to snog none other than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Your Mouth Is Lovely, Not That I'm Looking by She's a Star reviews
One of the king's knights has got it bad for Morgana, and Arthur thinks it's hilarious. At first.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Faultlines by Pinky Brown reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but Ron and Hermione are about to discover that putting the pieces back together is even harder. This story was nominated in 5 categories and Winner of "Best Angst Fic" at the 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 204,241 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
100 Stories of James And Lily by Witblogi reviews
100 theme challenge. Each chapter is a new story revolving around James and Lily through their lives together. Finished! Thank you so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 117,403 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Comfort Food by GhostOfBambi reviews
Because really, denial is pretty hungry work.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
And Then My Child Exploded by siriusly klutzy reviews
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
One Kiss by child-of-scorpio reviews
L/J oneshot. An unrealistic piece of fluff - but where romance is concerned, who needs reality? Will one kiss solve all the drama that is Lily Evans and James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
White Lilies by cassesque reviews
Sirius, Godric's Hollow, 1981. In some ways, it is worse to find Lily dead than Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 375 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Flicking of NotReally Aerodynamic Objects by siriusly klutzy reviews
History of Magic never really was an interesting class, but one day it was excruciatingly dull. To solve this problem, Lily engaged in flicking small balls of parchment at the back of James Potter's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Neville Is Forgetful by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. The confrontation between Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange wouldn't be so dramatic if he couldn't remember her first name...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Multitasking Facial Expressions by Blanco Pagina reviews
A random L/J drabble that i came up with. Lily/James are in the Head Common Room and James 'looses it'. They have an emotion conversation-as in, they communicate silently and end up with LilyJames-ness. fun! fluff, nonsensical, etc...REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Whoops by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. Oh, James. Open mouth; insert foot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
New Perspectives by Crystal Kisses reviews
AU: Paris. The most romantic city in the world. To Lily, it was irrelevant until one fateful day on the Eiffel Tower. She meets a man, a man that reminds of her of what she's forgotten about life. Now, if she could only tell him who she really is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,721 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Bloody Hell, A Talking Hat! by karniverous pineapple reviews
Set after SBHFS. Georgia and the gang are at school the next week, where they are summoned to Slims office. Waiting for them is an old man who goes by the name of Professor Dumbledore. That's right: the Ace Gang go to Hogwarts! ooo updated
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,512 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Bromanian Rhapsody by She's a Star reviews
In the wake of Ted meeting The Mother, Barney prepares to lose his wingman to the evils of monogamy once and for all. Robin gets to console him.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Bleed by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
He was exactly where he was supposed to be. BLOOD DIAMOND ONESHOT
Blood Diamond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Thirteen endings to thirteen stories. Collection of drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Wonderful Indeed by Lunarlion reviews
ONESHOT: After seven years of harassment, Lily Evans finally snaps, and gives James Potter a piece of her mind- and her mouth. SERIOUS James/lily-ness. Rated T for a reason, kiddies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About James Potter by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
After completely ruining Lily's day, James challenges her to list ten things she hates about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Complete Collection of Cliché Dramione Plots by Mistress of Craziness reviews
On hiatus. Draco is depressed? Hermione is suddenly HAWT? They have to share a common room? Be Potion partners? Detention? Go to the Yule Ball together? Ohmgee, she's pregnant...? Sheesh, how much more could there be? The answer: tons. DMHG... sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,206 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Sorry by TimePasses reviews
The castle is a scary, scary place at night. You never know when a certain hazeleyed troublemaker will spring out at you from the shadows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh, Bugger by tradingforeverx reviews
She was indecisive, he sent mixed signals. They were sure for disaster, but they came together one magical summer after she has to leave her American life behind. But of course, nothing ever came easy with the two of them. New summary, same story. LJ AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,877 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily and James: An Epic Tale! by yellowxxxlily reviews
I love you! I hate you! Lets get married! Heard that line far too many times? A comical look at the classic, excuse me, epic Lily and James story. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Interrogation of Lily Evans by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
Lily and James have been going out for over two weeks now, which is the longest relationship James has ever endured. To ensure that James is making the proper decision, the Marauders kidnap Lily to ask her some questions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Streetwalker is Preferable by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Sirius is not a whore. He just has sex often. And in abundance. At least, that's what Remus says. SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
That Cake is Mine by locofoco reviews
[one shot] Remus and Tonks battle it out for the last slice of Mollymade chocolate cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lungs Like His Mother by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled by olgreeneyes reviews
A short MWPP argument about classic rock. Learn a little, laugh a little, review a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All That Blue Sky by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Teddy Lupin that no one ever quite figured out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Postponed by gpoy reviews
They had not finished a game of chess in four years because they happened to be friends with the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Trap by EveningSunrise reviews
It's the simple errors that get us into trouble. He sadly made one such mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bright the Day by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Doomed by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Companion piece to Seventeen. Rated for language. James Potter mulls over his relationship with Lily Evans and realizes...he's doomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Bloody Picture by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Order of the Phoenix. Grimmauld Place. Sirius's room. Sirius and Remus. And that stupid picture. It's no wonder they haven't pounced each other yet with that thing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love and Hate by HeadGirlInTraining reviews
Set during DH Ron apologizes to Hermione for leaving she and Harry on the Horcrux hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
Yes, I'm afraid it's ... Potter outtakes. Based on a variety of scenes from ALL the books, beware SPOILERS. Mostly good clean fun. This disc is now over, watch for Return of the Potteroops coming soon! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Lily, I will kill your bunny by PaintedBlank reviews
Lily is on vacation with her family and has asked James to look after her pet bunny while she is away. This is postHogwarts, but premarriage. James has a few problems with the bunny and writes her a letter about it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Distractions by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. Dimples, Lily now knows, can be a very dangerous thing. Especially when worn on the face of James Potter. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Love Bites by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
“Sorry? That’s all I get is a sorry! Look at this! I have my anniversary date with Lily in an hour and I cannot go out with a big Padfoot hickey on my neck!” [LilyJames Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
misery loves company by She's a Star reviews
Wilson's wife troubles drive him to an evening on House's couch. Featuring Goldie Hawn flicks, Steve McQueen, and much homoerotic banter.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The First to die by HalfBloodHannah reviews
"I reckon Prongs will be the 1st to die. Stupid as you are, you'll get yourself killed by some maniac". The Marauders talk about how they think they'll die, and end up making a bet on it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Seventeen by Courtney Belle reviews
COMPLETE. Lily Evans over analyzed everything until she fell in love with James Potter. Then everything more or less stopped making sense and she was just seventeen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Into The Dark by Franklet reviews
VERY OLD She was seeing him for the last time, this was the last time she'd ever look at her husband. She knew it, and by the sadness in James' eyes, he knew it too. "I love you" She whispered, trying to put as much as she could into those 3 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If I Died by JuliaKerns5 reviews
[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot][Dialogue Only] Sirius wonders what Remus would do if he would die. Remus wonders too. A bit more than just answers are in store... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Rosebushes by ms james potter reviews
She didn’t know why she was here, to be entirely honest. Lily and James get lost in some rosebushes. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
If Only, If Only by Northern One reviews
HermioneRon one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
hollow, like lines by She's a Star reviews
The fact remains that she is miserable and he is empty and there is nothing left to lose. [RemusTonks, RemusSirius. Deathly Hallows spoilers.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Lesson In Surrender by SongbirdNoodles reviews
It’s like they’ve always done this. They’re wildly and blindly grasping for each other’s bodies, looking to dunk the other and drowning with them. Furiously pulling and tugging at each other, skin on skin, locked in a battle that started as a joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty somewhat related facts about the Marauders. And Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ouch, That Hurts by Weird Not Boring reviews
Lily Evans has, singlehandedly, ruined every possible chance she had of escaping Hogwarts unscathed. Her only way out, it seems, is to throw herself down the nearest flight of stairs. No worries life is always so much more simpler when drugged. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
To Burn by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Casualties by made.unmade reviews
They had always known there would be casualties.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Pretending by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Sirius always jokingly flirts with Remus, but one day he admits that he isn't pretending. Oneshot dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Blossom by fictionalcandie reviews
Jasmine grew in his backyard. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Aftershock by xx Bewitching x3 reviews
LilyJames. Oneshot. Lily has just found herself in a broom closet. With James Potter. Alone. And, as James put it, they just finished snogging. What is going on here! Lily's POV. Read&Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Conversation in C Minor by Rude Gus reviews
I’m so clever, said James Potter, letting out an elitist laugh. No one else would ever have thought of this ingenious plan. He rocked his chair back onto two legs, and almost fell, but didn’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Christmas Dialogue by snow-birdy reviews
Just a little dialogue between Sirius, Remus, and a little bit of Tonks thrown in. Kind of sappy, but just for fun. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
Sirius Black's Siriusly Seventh Year Short Stories by 1-More-Writer reviews
BEING REVISED Read my entries of seventh year as I observe James Potter and Lily Evans, as they fight, yell, quarrel and then find love. I am The Great Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Embarrassment by Callisto Nicol reviews
Some words like tampon should not be said to some people like James Potter. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shrouded Heart by She's a Star reviews
Jack Sparrow leaves a taste for adventure in her blood.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Shadow and the Soul by She's a Star reviews
She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The return of the Unreliable Keeper by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After the cursed necklace incident lands Katie in St.Mungo's, she's left to recover in hospital while thinking about a certain bloke who hasn’t got in contact with her since he left Hogwarts, until said bloke shows up for a surprise visit. KateOliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 358 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by Callisto Nicol reviews
Lily Evans has done the unthinkable, and it's all James Potter's fault. Oh yeah, AND his shirts'. [LJ oneshot sequel to Impending Doom, final shirt story]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Power Of Verbal Communication by Crystal Kisses reviews
There comes a time, in every witch's life, when she must lose control of her voice, and confess her secret, undying love to one James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters by She's a Star reviews
The summer after their first year at Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione endure returning home, being apart, and a certain unfortunate inability to communicate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Impending Doom by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter's lost shirts have been found, but where is the redhaired perpetrator? [oneshot LJ. Sequel to Oy, Dormitory!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chocolate Milk by bredalot reviews
James and Lily each have their own midnight rituals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The way to a man's heart by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Horror strikes Remus Lupin when he discovers his refrigerator without chocolate. On a quest to pacify his chocolate cravings, he bumps into an unlikely woman in Honeydukes. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Staircase of Doom by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
It’s common knowledge that no boy has ever tread the tricky staircase to the girls dormitory in Hogwarts.James Potter must find a way and while he’s at it,get that bloody present Sirius put there for Lily on his behalf.Unfortunately, it isn’t flowers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pirates of Dark Water by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[all dialogue, MWPP era, no slash] And then you’d try to run away, but you’d just be sitting there, with no spine crying ‘No, Moony, no, I didn’t mean to lose the map! Stop beating me with my spine!’ and I’d just laugh and keep hitting you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 515 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Bubble by made.unmade reviews
Short Oneshot. Lily Evans is sitting by the fire, enjoying the quiet when the prat, James Potter invades her bubble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have at You by Arwen02 reviews
Boys are impossible. Especially when they play 'Pirates.' LJ fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Horrible Person by Callisto Nicol reviews
James Potter is losing shirts and he doesn't have a clue where they've disappeared to. [Oneshotish]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Riddle's Phantom by HumbleHufflepuff reviews
Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,946 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I'd Really Rather Not Implode by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans decides that she really would rather NOT implode. [A SuperSpy OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Baby by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Lily's twentieth birthday has finally arrived, complete with Lily's round belly and her excitement at becoming a mother! But what happens when Sirius finds himself in his first argument with his girlfriend, Adette, and Lily's water finally breaks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 363 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Dear Prongs by sheltielover reviews
A letter from Padfoot to Prongs. If I say any more I'll give too much away. One Shot. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scraps of Paper by starrybutterfly reviews
Sometimes you don't need a novel to tell a story. Scraps of paper can too. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stubborn by Crystal Kisses reviews
Everyone is a little stubborn. Some people are overmuch, some are just right, and even those that say they aren't, are. Why? Well, I'll leave that up to James and Lily to explain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
The Eyebrow Incident by She's a Star reviews
Apparition is hard to do. Ron faces the woes of leaving half an eyebrow behind and Hermione attempts to console him. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Don't Care by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Out Of Print by gpoy reviews
LJ, one shot. Both Lily and James are taking Defence Against the Dark Arts. Both Lily and James need a textbook. Problem is, there's one copy left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/12/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hormone Rush by starrybutterfly reviews
Voldemort has placed a curse over Hogwarts, and students and teachers alike are finding themselves...erotically charged. Can Harry overcome his hormones and save the world again? With more pairings than you can shake a stick at, dare you enter 'Snape's Lu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Production Commencing by Eggo Waffles reviews
The cast of the 'Harry Potter' series has been trapped in the bowels of a metaphysical literary dressing room for the past two years. How will they react when they learn that Book 6 has been finished? Written pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Handprint by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
He may be dead, he may be dying, he may be taking his last breaths, and I can’t stop staring at a window. Lily struggles with her feelings for James in the midst of war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
If I Could Apologize by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
I’m sorry. I’m sorry for throwing paper airplanes at you. I'm sorry for covering you in pudding. I'm sorry for licking you, for talking too loudly, for stealing your Christmas presents... An open letter from James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Under the Mistletoe by starrybutterfly reviews
Just some random DracoHermione fluff. Draco and Hermione get caught under some mistletoe. Whatever will they do? Winner of best ficletdrabble at Multifaceted awardsyay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mimicry by She's a Star reviews
She grew up with six brothers, and understands the value of alone time far more than most probably do. Still, she's not sure this particular kind is healthy.' (HarryGinny)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
Toil and Trouble by She's a Star reviews
When it is announced that there will be a Halloween Ball, James is sure that he'll finally be able to win Lily's heart. Meanwhile, Lily is sure that James is going to either land her in a mental hospital or drive her to homicide. Or possibly both.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sanitation by Glow reviews
Blaise and Hermione are flatmates. Blaise is a little quirky. Hermione is a little oblivious. Boy!BlaiseHermione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Bossy Boots by LavenderBrown reviews
A one-shot. Ron and Hermione get stuck in the pantry. You can guess the rest. A little HG on the side. Rated R for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete
Night's Candles by She's a Star reviews
'Last night you told me in a whisper that I was beautiful. That you love me and you shouldn’t, because no one deserves to be cursed with the tainted love of a doomed hero.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Operation Midget-and-Giant by She's a Star reviews
Harry likes Ginny. Ginny likes Harry. The problem? The both of them don't know it. The solution? Ron and Hermione playing matchmaker. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,447 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Two Years of Limbo (aka Waiting for Book 5) by Miss Snuffles reviews
This is just a little ficlet that's been taunting me for awhile. Basically, it's all the HP characters gathering up at Privet Drive, waiting for Book 5 to come out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Hero Gets The Girl by She's a Star reviews
‘You’re probably repulsed by now. Well, too bad. Deal with it. I didn’t ask to fall for you. You can't fight fate, you know.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Taste by Jules7 reviews
Having fun with flavors. Second in a series. Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
Death death and more death-but it ends with a boom by blacktears reviews
Don't ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2001
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just take me with you when you go reviews
They've always had expiry dates.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
the rest, as they say reviews
A simple clean up job gets more than a little complicated, and three hours in, it becomes pretty clear that Budapest is no piece of cake.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Love reviews
Me and Potter? Please. Don't make laugh. Of course I haven't just kissed James Potter. Of course I'm not running away from him as fast as my legs will carry me. Don't be ridiculous. Who told you this atrocious lie? I promise I'll only kill them a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Lounging Stalker reviews
Now, Lily Evans was a good person. And like every other good person, she always chose to share her food with those around her. Unbeknownst to her, James Potter allotted some very different connotations to the giving and receiving of food. Oh, yes. LExJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Voice of Reason is Hugely Irritating reviews
Edward prepares to leave Bella, when an unseen obstacle gets in his way. He has to get through Alice first. His apparent voice of reason. Of course, of course.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Affectionately Known As: Richie, The Urinal reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room had acted as the stage of many a lovers quarrel over its one thousand year existence. Never, however, had it all started over a boy with a urinal for a head. LExJP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One Hell of a Woman reviews
James Potter had never been much of a philosopher. He'd been afraid of getting lost in his own mind and never finding a way out. But for Lily, for Lily he'd do anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Motivation reviews
Now he’s towering, their bodies inches apart, his stare challenging. The closeness doesn’t bother her, because it is not sexual – it’s a show of authority, an attempt to frighten her off, a territorial battle of wits. And damn him, she will not lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Art of Passing Notes reviews
-"Wipe your drool off your face, mate." - "I'm afraid we've lost him." - "Yeah...if only he would close his mouth, I can’t say I’m enjoying the view." - "I swear, he’s going to gag on his own drool." - "That would be most amusing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Snippets reviews
- "It was cat and mouse. And when she was caught, he knew it was worth the wait. Even if it was for seven years."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Make Me HeadButt You reviews
Liy Evans has lost her wand. She is defenseless, less intimidating, less commanding, not to mention she has class in half an hour. She barges into a certain someone's room, convinced that he has taken it. Confrontations lead to unexpected things. JPxLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Incoherent Ramblings of a Twisted Mind reviews
I want to be a cherry. A cherry. No I don't want to be some random cherry sitting on a random tree. I want to be a specific cherry. Why, you ask? Why would I want to be a cherry? Because she eats them everywhere. Constantly. And it's killing me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Busy and The Bored reviews
- “Mooooony, drooly, poooney, foooney, fadoodleeey…” - “What on earth are you saying?” - “I’m constructing rhymes to maintain my intellectually stimulated brain.” - “Oh, for the love of God. Padfoot, I’m busy. Would you bugger off?” Studying? Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
His Lips on Hers reviews
He crossed the line - from friendship into something more - at a dangerous time. Now, she's worried, over-thinking and over-analyzing, and he's heartbroken. He's going to have to fight for what he wants - And Ron Weasley has never been much of a fighter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What Not To Say While In Love reviews
- "So, what, you’re an expert on love now?" - "Why is that such a crazy possibility? And besides, just because you think you aren’t mature enough for love doesn’t mean you don’t feel it. It's not going to ask your age."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
