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![]() Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy X-overs, and iCarly. Random note from me: I haven't updated this thing in fifty years... hmm, what to put... oh I know, watch this! If you've seen this before, well laugh at it again. If you've never seen it, you're welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQhG59zqZc Oh man, and this! I'm still laughing, oh my God... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_h_xHZylB8 xx Hello. Mistress of Craziness here, ready to bring you a bunch of wonderfully random facts about moi. Are you ready...? Are you sure...? 'Kay quul! My real name is Rachel. AMAZING. I'm a girl... obviously. I'm 22. What? You judging me, bro?! Do you really care what I look like? My sense of humor is weird. I have friends... ...yay! I write more than I read... ...but I read more than I post. I tend to randomly sing... ...the theme of Whose the Boss? a lot. I hate words that end with "y's"... ...I think they look weird. Harry Potter is my bible. Ron Weasley is my God. So I guess that makes Hugo Jesus... ...Hermione Mary... ...and Rose, like, a lamb or something. Now I've probably offended some Christians... ...but I don't care. I ship EVERYTHING in Harry Potter... ...except Harmony... ...I'll still write it, though... ...don't ask me why. I love Neville Longbottom... ...he's pretty kick ass. Fred Weasley is the first death I cried over. Twilight is simply GAY... ...and I am apart of Team NO ONE... ...grumbles. I love Kingdom Hearts... ...Roxas/Axel is yummy. I'm a nerdy gamer... ...I could name all the games I love... ...but it would take forever... ...I'm a big fan of survival horror, though. Slash is good. Femmeslash has its moments. I like troll stories... ...I find them amusing, and better then serious ones. I rarely flame... ...but when I do, your story must have really sucked that I would flame... ...and not just give you some tips. But don't stop writing if I do flame... ...I still enjoyed reading it. Sometimes I read cartoon fics... ...they're my guilty pleasure. I heart music... ...but then again, who doesn't? iCarly is so funny... ...and I'm pretty much obsessed with Seddie... ...but I enjoy Cam too. Creddie makes me yawn... ...but I still plan to write about it... ...don't ask. Nathan Kress is a sexxii beast. Nightmare Before Christmas is the bomb... ...but stories about it suck. I love Invader Zim. "Deep down I'm bologna?" - Dib. One time I read a My Little Pony story... ...and all the ponies had sex... ...now I need to see a therapist every week. Harry/Giant Squid = OTP. If you read this far... ...you have no life... ...but it's okay, cause neither do I. :) Oh! And one more thing: You can't piss on hospitality! Have a hori--err... nice day. -_-;; xx Jesse Pinkman: Okay. What are we building? Walter White: You said it yourself. Jesse Pinkman: A ROBOT? Walter White: ...A battery. MOVE! Excerpt from "Breaking Bad," AKA the greatest show in the history of forever. |