Eric somehow wakes up in bed after passing out at the park, and the explanation for this magic trick wakes up next to him. (Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; My contribution to the Kyman Discord Easter/Passover Gift Exchange; Reinvention of the ending scene from 'Jewpacabra'.)

A storm threatens to destroy everything Eric can't live without. (Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week: Canon Moment; Reinvention of the scene from 'Smug Alert'.)

Cartman is refusing to join the school Christmas Committee, and Kyle is going to get to the bottom of why. (Christmas Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and Cartmanness.)

What if Kyle hadn't noticed Cartman leaning in until it was too late? What if he hadn't realised he was going to kiss him, until he was already doing it? (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; My contribution to Day Four of Kyman Week: Kyman Moment; Reinvention of that one scene from 'Le Petit Tourette'.)

At the apotheosis of a war between the humans and elves, two kings meet in secret at nightfall. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for swearing and sexual scenes; The Stick of Truth AU; My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week: Games.)

Kyle is single, a kindergarten teacher, living alone in an apartment, and just turned twenty-seven. He doesn't expect much else from his life until a single father called Eric turns up to rock it. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Dedicated to shortstackedcheesecake.)

The gang is getting back together for the most epic bachelor party of all time. But when nine guys who haven't seen each other in years are stuck together for an entire weekend, things get pretty intense. Featuring Craig/Tweek, Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Heidi, Kyle/Wendy, & more.

Kyle and Eric get caught in the rain and find shelter in a barn. (Fluffy & Mildly Smutty Kyman Drabble; Rated T for slightly sexual scenes.)

"Ugh, babe, can't you see what you do to me?" Craig whispered. If Tweek weren't so fucking aroused, he would have laughed. What *I* do to *you*? Craig had Tweek wrapped around his little finger, not the other way around. Tweek couldn't stop even if he wanted to.

Kyle thinks being ginger sucks. Even the day dedicated to celebrating his hair just feels like a mockery. Luckily he has a friend to look out for him, even if it's not one he would've expected. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

A week before Valentine's Day, Wendy receives a mysterious love note. In the course of playing detective, she finds out some surprising secrets about the people she thought she knew best...including herself. Stendy, plus other secret pairings to be revealed...

It's only when you're at your worst that you discover what friends are really for. When Bebe is upset, Cartman tries to comfort her in his own, weird way. (Angsty and Fluffy Platonic Cartmebe Drabble with hints of Angsty Clybe; Rated T for profanities.)

And I hate him for it. Why, Stan? Can't you have a damn kink like the rest of us?

Cartman, who has always been an unstable person throughout his childhood, is finally beginning to turn a new leaf with the encouragement of his recovering addict of a mother & his friends. But when someone figures out how to manipulate that dwindling instability and use it for their own gain, can Kyle Kenny and Stan help Cartman to fight back and take back control of his own mind?

bitch i cannot begin to tell you how not safe for work this is

AU Oneshot... As Cartman moves from his childhood to his adulthood, he writes a couple of letters to cope with Kyle's death. [Based on a Headcanon. Main Character Death ]

A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.

Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.

Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.

Kyman fluff fest. Birthday request for Kofukune. After an innocent slip of the tongue, Kyle can't help but wonder if he'd put their relationship in jeopardy. After a summer of strange behavior and evasiveness from Cartman, Kyle wants answers... but the truth is something he never had expected. (From the author of Nothing to Lose. Contains some swearing. One shot.)

With ex-boyfriend Eric engaged to his new lover, Kyle is depressed and distraught. It seems that there is nothing that he can do to stop the wedding...Or is there? (Slightly Angsty but Mostly Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Dedicated to shortstackedcheesecake.)

It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.

Look, it's a Coffee Shop AU. How unique and original. It's not like there are maybe millions of these already or anything. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot.)

On the morning of his seventeenth birthday, Kyle wakes up in a fanfiction. Slash. Parody.

Dissatisfied with the monotony of life as a literature professor, Kyle Broflovski finds escape in online stripping, eager for some excitement. His regular customer Eric Cartman soon finds himself infatuated with the strange and undeniably attractive man behind the screen. They continue with their lives as normal, until one fated encounter in a grocery store. Kyman AU, rated T

Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Replace Doug, Stu, Phil, and Alan with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. That is all.

When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.)

Ordinary things like browsing the internet, getting your apartment inspected, and having sex with your boyfriend all seem kind of extraordinary when there's a llama involved. (Kyama One-Shot with a little bit of Kyman on the side; Rated M for profanities and mild sexual scenes; Dedicated to MissMaryMason.)

When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Some people are born different. Others are born extraordinary. And then there are those who have the ability to shake the earth to its core. Mutant/X-Men AU

The title says it all. It's a problem Cartman has, and he has to deal with it by going into the woods at Christmastime to help out his Jewish friend. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

When Mr Kitty dies, Eric is upset. But not for long, thanks to Kyle. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Dedicated to serendipityrain711.)

Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)

AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'

For Julads. In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley's life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he's meant to head in? [AU; prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb"]

The short-and-sweet tale of how Eric and Kyle became engaged, that all started once upon a time in a hospital after a mugging and some infuriating institutional protocols. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot

Fluffy Kyman Genderbend, in which Cartman is a girl and Kyle is a guy and Cartman gets called fat and Kyle comforts her. Just something that's been in my head for a few weeks. Enjoy!

-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?

At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE

Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.

When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)

South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -

The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes

Two thousand years later, Kyle is still trying to leave South Park, and Stan is along for the ride. An AU set in space.

Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?

When Stan's finally comes clean with Kenny about his lack of bed activity, the blond is surprised. Unwilling to take on a random bedmate or a new girlfriend, he turns to the world of the internet as per the others (Rewrite/Repost/Mature)

Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.

A dropped book, a snoozing seatmate, a chemistry prank, a math textbook and even during a lap at gym class; You don't have to be incredibly horny or secretive to express how much you love a person. It just takes being familiar friends, being an asshole and special, fleeting moments. Basically a series of sweet, little stories between the hot blooded Jew and fat boy. Kyman/Cartyle

You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.

Kyle Broflovski, aspiring architect, seeks the friendship of the obscenely wealthy Mr. Cartman in order to gain more experience in his field; Mr. Cartman feels their relationship would be better suited to other purposes. Kyman. AU: 1800s England.

Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.

Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!

Kyle is suddenly pressured by his friends for a little more attention that he's willing to try and give them all…Can Kyle have a stable relationship with his three childhood friends, or will the hectic struggle lead him to a mental breakdown? Foursome!

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

An accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character death

Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.

When Kyle slips on a patch of ice and loses his memory, Cartman uses this to his advantage. What does he want from Kyle? Love! Rated Teen for language and *some* sexual content

Kenny has never been noticed before. So why should it matter when it finally all comes crashing down... For good? Rated T for sexual themes. Stan/Kenny.

After persistent bullying since middle school, Kyle Broflovski vowed to end it all a year after his blood pact. Now seventeen years old and on his final day, we get a look into the highly troubled mind of a teen pushed over the edge. Two-shot. Complete.

Drabble Collection. All pairings written range from what people consider crack to canon, the content ranging from fluff to mature. I will submit something new each time I write a new drabble to appease those awaiting updates. Each chapter is something new

Kenny has been visiting Eric's room every night for the past seven months to torment him in exchange for safety from other fallen angels. Cartman/Kenny, brief Cartman/Wendy. Slight AU. Rated M for some gore, rape, and murder.

Jealousy is a thing which only lovers have. /Companion story to "Pick the Pieces Up." Eric's POV on the way to Denver that fateful night.

Everyone has left Cartman and South Park behind. Everyone, except Kyle. /Kyman drabble

Cartman has a dark secret: he collects dolls, and people - especially a certain blond pervert. But what if Cartman truly begins to feel for another person? What then? Cartman/Kenny, brief Craig/Kenny. Rated T for sexuality and disturbing elements.

"Every act of infidelity starts with doubt. Then comes temptation." Kyle's faith is put to the test when he starts to waver from the promises he's made. He soon finds himself on a dark path that may lead to the very seat of damnation.

Through flashbacks and present-time, we follow up to the brutal ambush Stan and Butters spring on Cartman as revenge. Stan/Butters. Rated M for violence/gore, rape, murder, and smut.

Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.

Cartman is dating Wendy Testaburger and Kyle is heartbroken. Kyle knows he and Cartman are meant to be together. When will Cartman ever realise it? Kyman, Candy. Oneshot.

While Kenny goes his entire life being told that he's beautiful, he notices that the equally-attractive Eric Cartman doesn't get nearly the same amount of attention. And it's secretly killing him. Kenny/Cartman.

After Cartman discovers that thrill of cutting, he embarks with Kenny on a dark journey into their disintegrating minds, and the very foundation of their disturbed friendship. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.

"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.

Stan and Kyle's relationship is falling apart. They go to first Butters and then Kenny for advice - only to find the two blondes both have feelings for Cartman. Rated M for mild descriptions of abuse and massive Cartman slash in later chapters.

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

Cartman wants to make the relationship work, but he isn't sure it will. Kyman! Fluff. Oneshot for Valentine's Day. T for lot of swearing.

Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.

Kyan Uke!Stan Seme!Kyle Stan must be punished for ditching Kyle for Wendy. xD

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

When surprised with the return of Mysterion in his bedroom one night, Kyle decides to take matters into his own hands but when a second Mysterion appears, Kyle learns to never take anything at face value. Which one is the real Kenny McCormick? ONESHOT

A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.

Kyle and Kenny are doing homework. PWP Lemon Stylenny ;D KylexKennyxStan Threeway MMM, S-M-U-T! oneshot

Trust is important in a relationship. Very important. When Cartman accuses Kyle of cheating on him with Kenny, Kyle is angry and hurt. He can't believe Cartman doesn't trust him... Oneshot. Kyman. For Soul Flash's birthday.

Kenny challenges Stan and Kyle to a round of the 'nervous game'. one-shot, yaoi, Stylenny! Style, K2, Stenny. S-L-A-S-H! Mostly Style. Delicious lime.

Kyle hates Cartman. Kyman. DrabbleDrabbleDrabble.

There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.

It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!

True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.

A series of one-shots related to the relationship between Kyle and Cartman from South Park. None of these are meant to go in any particular order, and have no relation with one another. Rated M now so that I won't forget to change it later.

Cartman hates his life. He hates the constant name-calling and being laughed at for hurtful reasons. But he found one reason to not kill himself and end his life for good. The reason is love. Kyman. Oneshot. R&R please!

Kyle, Gregory, and Christophe have been running jobs together for years. Living in Detroit with Cartman, Kyle promises to be safe on his next job. When he comes back broken and bloody, the ends unravel to reveal a deeper secret than he could have imagind

Cartman gets a visit from Kyle in the early hours of the morning. Kyman.

My first story. Kyle only comes to Cartman when his world is crashing down. When Kyle once again shows up on Cartman's doorstep, Cartman doesn't expect that he will discover a friendship that was perhaps always there.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are all at Stark's Pond playing Truth Or Dare. Kyle gets dared by Cartman to do something he doesn't want to do... Kyman. R&R please!

Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.

This a Kyman songfic I wrote. Kyle can't sleep at night and he's trying to find out why he feels so happy whenever he sees, hears or even thinks about Cartman... The song is Obsessed by Miley Cyrus. Kyman. R&R please.

There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...

It started off as a pretty situation and ended with something more. Kyle/Cartman. Long, boring, more mushy then intended. Oriented on Kyle's feelings in limited third person.

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Kyle and Eric, in the morning.

I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name. CartmanxKyle

In cosmic apathy, where planets spun along their aphelia and carved careful elliptical pathways, there were not gods to turn dials, and Earth was a one-in-a-million, chemically volatile mass of celestial rock. Kyle centric.

Twelve drabbles' worth of Cartman/Kyle, in all their morally reprehensible glory. Rating may go up, depending on prompts.

An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.

Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.

Crying in hospital hallways isn't something Eric Cartman plans to make a habit. Seriously. Short drabblet. Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny if you squint.

The exploits of a lost and confused boy. Style. Oneshot. Rated for language.

For them, the twisted shape was the most natural one. CartmanKyle.

Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Implied Relationship. Cartman/Kyle.

Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.