What's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.

I am a Pet. A toy for my Blondie master's filthy games. His blue eyes never falter, watching me, commanding me...and I want to be free, but sometimes I wonder...if I had the chance, could I really leave him? AkuRoku, Ai no Kusabi universe

Kyle Broflovski wakes up to a very naked best friend. Queue the crashing down of the heterosexuality illusion. Style, slight K2. Heavy lemon people, if you don't want to read gay sex, don't read.

Things were going smoothly for Kyle until during class he got a random text from Stan. Now it seems everything has changed Kyle has to handle not only his problems, but everyone elses. Not that he has problems because he's not gay...right?

Kyle's fallen for Stan, but Stan's being stubborn and can't let go of Wendy. When Cartman finally admits that he does like Kenny, things only get worse. Will the boys get their happy ending? Rated Teen for language and naughtiness

Weezil, goblin Private Detective Third Class , specialist in lost pets and cheating spouses, joins a caravan out of Orgrimmar only to discover the body of one of the caravan members under suspicious circumstances. Can Weezil solve her first murder case?

With cruelty that Kyle didn't know he had, he ignored the quietly sobbing man at his feet, wondering if it would be worth the effort to go make himself something alcoholic. But why do anything when he has a remorseful Kenny groveling at his feet? Stylenny

Happy Cataclysm all! My take on the Worgen starting chain.

Nothing happens in South Park anymore. But, all of that changed when 'he' came back. I'm going to unmask him, no matter what. Accepting OC's for students and villains! NO MORE OC'S FOR NOW !

What happens when Envy decides to sing? Insanity insues. CRACK FIC! T for scuicidal Lust!

Stan is so confident, he knows he is in control. Or is he? Style. Smut already in the first chapter. First time writing detailed lemon, please review. Rated M for everything. you know what I mean, sex, drug and all those dirty stuff... yum XD

Two and a half years… we were fourteen… Trent Boyette was released from Juvenile Hall for the second time… It's funny how the world works.

Entire fic done in text messages. Style, Crenny, Kendy, Kybe, K2, Stenny, Stendy and Cryle.

A teenage boy is found dead, floating in Stark's Pond in South Park. He has been murdered by someone he knew. But who? And why?

It's time to ask some random questions. Like what the heck are we gonna ask Stan, Kye, Butters, Cartman, and Kenny?

After a party, Kenny discovers he got a girl pregnant, and when the mom bails; Butters tries to help Kenny take care of his child. Style and Bunny -on hiatus-

"It's alright and it's nice not to be so alone, but I hold on to your secrets in white houses." Style, K2, etc. R&R?

Stan fell for Kyle years ago, but how does Kyle feel when Stan comes out about it and throws away everything for him? Style :

"I, Connor Stewart, the reject of my school in LA, am going to move to South Park. Maybe I'll actually make a few friends there." Sorry rubish at Summary's. OC story. Will be accepting some OC's. :

A tragic accident leaves Kyle with little memory of his life and the people in it. Every day he must learn everything all over again. It's up to Stan to help Kyle remember who he is, but will Stan be able to cope with the repercussions? Style.

Stan finally confesses his love to Kyle, but will Kyle accept it? Warnings: many pairings/whorish Kyle and Stan/character death/drug abuse. Style & Crenny mostly

It's homework time: Stan's working and Kyle's asleep. What would make this situation better? Why, Stan molesting Kyle in his sleep, of course! All hail Style! Rated M for obvious reasons, kiddies.

Just a random one shot.

I'd use the phrase 'nocturnal emissions', but that implies a normal occurrence. Craig already knows Tweek isn't exactly normal; he just wasn't aware of the extent of that statement. Good thing he has all night to figure it out. Creek.

Start of some Candy. Oneshot. Cartman finds Wendy unconscious and helpless one day...

After a particularly horrifying event occurs, how will Evan manage. He doesn't think there's anything to manage. Will he tell the person he's closest to before he self-destructs? Hank/Evan Will turn Rated M

She was higher class, He was poor. She did very well in school, he did not. The one thing that they do have incommon are...parents! When these two lives meet, They'll be changed forever, in more ways than one. Accepting some Ocs!

Kyle knows he's in love with his best friend, but when things are said that shouldn't be, could it really be possible that they stop being friends? Style. Romance.

Every time I cross the train tracks, time stops. It's like I can escape the world, and all that matters anymore is him, is me. He always knows I'm coming somehow and he meets me at the curb. "Hey," he says, and I smile for the first time in forever. --K2

a Kenny story. not accepting anymore OC's chapter 2 coming soon.rated T for language and minor sexual themes.

What happens when Craig spikes Tweek's coffee with flavorless vodka? I bet you can guess. M/M, smut

It's only a healing spell. It's only a quick lesson. What could possibly happen? After all, isn't Martin a priest? A story told from four different voices. Rated M for sexual content and mature themes.

Lollipops turn into cigarettes. Kisses turn into sex. The most pain you felt was when you scraped your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow. This is South Park; growing up isn't going to be any easier than childhood.

Some pairings are cannon, some are crack...these are just whack. Each chapter is a different insane crack pairing. M for sexual content. Second chapter up- Clyde/Taco.

One night, Stan falls asleep with what seems like a normal headache. The next morning he wakes to find his room completely different, and apparently, his life. Kyle's not his friend, Cartman is nice... what happened to Stan's old life?

My friends tell me that I need to take more responsibility.

Kyle and Kenny are together, but Kyle and Stan have had feelings for each other for a while. They haven't even started and Kyle's worried about what Kenny will think. One shot. Contains slight Yaoi. Rated M for a sensual scene and kid unfriendly content

What do you do when you happen to room with your Super Best Friend/Super crush? STYLE. One shot. Please R& R :

Stan and Kyle was bored sitting on the couch. Stan suggested to play the Beatles Rock Band, using the chance to sing this cheesy love song to his friend.

Stan gets some intresting ideas while in the new store down that recently opened down the street. Style, oneshot.

When their WoW server is down, what will Stan, Kyle, and Cartman do? Two-shot.

Just an average day.

Style -StanxKyle- Stan and Kyle has drift away from each other, and Stan can't stand it.

Just A Stenny oneshot. If love is never told before one dies, how would the other feel? Think?

GregoryXChristophe Poem. Thing. Wrote it for a creative writing class, it's based off a photo by the same strange title as this. Short, sweet, and dark. For theflawintheplan.

I am not a heterosexual or a homosexual, i am a Tweekasexual

Butters isn't the only boy in fourth grade who hasn't kissed a girl. He's just the one who isn't holding a tetherball. I fail at descriptions but this is my first fic... Slight slash.

Sam Bryant never really HAD friends, but books were okay too. South Park... may be a different story - OC Story

Oneshot. If you don't like, don't read. It was no surprise to Stan when it happened. It may have been a 'grave' situation, but it was no surprise to him. After all, Eric was always up to something.

Stan and Kyle go to one of Token's parties and Stan isn't sure how to tell Kyle how he feels. Based on NeverShoutNever's HereGoesNothin. Style. Just some useless fluff that was floating around in my head. :3

FML, incase you did not know, stands for F--K MY LIFE.! This is a collection of oneshots starring our favourite South Park characters, based on entries I found on FMyLife. Rating might change. I'm not sure.

Mr. Garrison had the students write a poem about what they care about but not to say what it is. Kyle is the only one with something remarkable on his paper. What did he write about? Better yet, who could it be about? Short pointless story. Review please!

I believed wholeheartedly that the sun rose just to see him. SoRiku, lemon, yaoi. Slash, one-shot. Sora's POV.

After a devastating wildfire sweeps through South Park, Stan is left in both medical and emotional ruin. While it was the Park County Fire Department that kept him alive, only a nine year old boy wearing an ushanka hat can keep him living. Slash. Style.

Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload