the ending had me rolling on the floor with laughter... and yes... have read all the cliche deamoine fanfics

This struck gold..however you forgot the one where hermione and draco accidentally get locked in a broom closet..

Oh My God ! You covered every Dramione fic didn’t you ? I honestly can’t think of even one which doesn’t fall under one of these categories..Classic and ridiculously true :P

Hilarious! I am, unfortunately, a writer who has somewhat used the "material girl" Hermione trope, but it was needed for specific reasons. Anywho, your story made me think of that and you have got every checkmark filled in XD

Here is my review.
These are still classics in the fandom, though there are very good ones.

OMG, this is bloody brilliant! :D :D :D

chuckle, chuckle. cute. :)

Wowowowowowowow! nothing more funny thank this. Left me wanting more!

Funny, funny, funny! Loved it! So true!

He-he-he... How can anyone ever read Dramione again after having read this? And aren't you afraid of walking home alone after late autumn evening meetings in the FF Writers' Club with so many decommissioned Dramione writers lurking for you in the dark shadows under the silently dripping willow trees along the lonely dirt road? Muwahahahhh...

Funny exercise. Loved the remark about Santa's grotto. Lol! I'm no fashion queen myself, but the idea of a common room decorated in red, gold, green and silver makes my heart beat faster - and not in a good way.

this was so much fun to read! thank you! 3

I cried I was laughing so hard. This is the most incredible thing I have ever read, thank you so much!

You. Forgot. The. Veela. Fics.

WOO-HOO!