timus changus... lmaooo

Perfection.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS?!

Oh, lord... this was just too funny. Reading this at 3:20am and trying to keep my cackling down was not an easy task. This was wonderful, I absolutely loved it. XD There were several moments when I paused and wondered to myself whether I had done/written any of the things on here and especially loved the metaphors on Draco's eyes (I'm guilty of using at least three on the list). I must admit, I was sort of waiting for Hermione Fanon Personality Quirks but I loved Draco's enough. It's certainly true, especially when compared to canon Draco.
Great, great job!

Omg I love this, please tell me you're going to make more! )

Hehe...At times, I find that I'm asking myself if this really is a parody or are you actually giving advice. This made me laugh out REALLY loud...I wonder if there's an Advanced Guide?
Great job.

Brilliant,
Helped loads thanks!

I forgot to add this in my review to the beginner's guide-

Really?! There really are stories making Hermione a pureblood? More specifically a Zabini? Oh wait. I think I've read one about her being a Greengrass too. And the Draco veela too! -sigh-

Imagine the circumstances some would make just to lessen their differences and make them fall in love. I'm a dramione fan, but I at least want the stories to be as realistic as possible or probable, not like that.

Anyways, this was a good continuation to the beginner's guide. It wasn't redundant and you were able to indeed "take it to the next level". It's amazing how you were able to list all the eye color descriptions. And the comparison between the fanon and canon Draco? Hilarious! And, thank you for putting those quotes from the hp series. They reminded me of why I thought there could have been a potential Dramione in the series, if the genre was more inclined to the teen romance type, and had their characters been explored more. Lastly, I saw some grammatical errors, but they did not compromise your amazing story. If you could make, like one of the reviewers requested, was it snanger?, I'm sure many will read it too. On to reading more of your stories :)

Loved it! Please write a Snanger guide!

Though I am not planning to write a Dramione story of any kind, I have found this fic extremely helpful. ( relieve the plague of unoriginal writing! ) Is that even right? Anyway, I love this story. It's witty and thoughtful. So full of sarcasm and criticism. ( as any type of story like this would have those characteristics anyway) By reading this, I have noticed and sometimes disagreed with your opinion. Since this is your opinion, I have no right whatsoever to say that you are wrong.

The part where you talk about the different, slightly ( or actually very ) cliche plots/parts in Dramione particularly. ( I don't really know what to call that part) Though it does raise many questions, some Head Boy/Head Girl stories are quite enjoyable. True you have to ignore the fact and inquiries as to why in freaking hell would the Headmaster/mistress ( depending on the author ) choose Draco.

The other plots, true are slightly ( or maybe really ) annoying and redundant, some extremely painful to read. Most usually are the Zabini/pureblood thing. Seriously, though I can and will ( if I want to ) completely disregard the fact that it's highly improbable that Hermione is a pureblood, if the author does not provide a sensible and understandable reason for this, I cannot simply stomach them.

"Can she pull him out of his backwards ways or will he strive on to preserve his pureblood legacy? The former is the option most favoured by Dramione shippers."

Ok. This line I have to quote. Since it is a Dramione story, more people are inclined to actually like that type of happening. We are usually disillusioned by the good and bad, forgiveness and all that what-not so it's not shocking if people like this setting more. ( I'm guilty as charged) Besides we all know that "pureblood" is just a load of bull. Seriously, it's not your nationality or race that makes you who you are. It's what you strive and go through that matters.

I deem this review too long for my tastes. Though I still have some things to say, my mind is sadly not very organized at the moment. Thank you for writing this story.

I love this!

this is so funjy ROFL i even readit out loud to my sibilings who were pointedly ignoring me ! didnt mind tho this was amzing the irony of thos situation and fic is at the end of the day i read nore fanfics abt dramione and u prob do 2 bug evry once in a while its good tonhave a laugjt abt our seriousky ridicly unreal fetish on dramione buts its ok cuz isnt hogwarts and a baldless noseless guy with 7 souls ridiclyu real!
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So, as i ponder writing my own Dramione fic I find myself googling for ideas to fan my fire. I must say that your address of the pairing was enlightening and quite comical. Thank you very much for your insight.

That was quite the explanation! :) I'm delighted you included a lot of the cliche and classic Dramione settings (Hermione Zabini, Head Girl/Head Boy) and you made many good points about the differences and the imagery :) Quite a few made me chuckle, but I'd just like to say, I know some AMAZING stories with the plots you made fun of :) The characters, the conflicts and the detail is unbelievably beautiful if very well done. Not all authors are lazy slobs who can't put in time to research about the characters :) Good job anyways! It was quite insightful.

This is perfect lol. This is exactly what I've been looking for. I've been trying to write a fanfic for the two bit it seems every story is the same. Haha thanks for sharing you information on how to write a Dramione st