Okay, well, firstly, I'm 22 and a total fanatic of several different series/shows, including Glee, CSI, Bones, House, Lie To Me, The Closer, Supernatural, Fairly Legal, Suits, White Collar, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Twilight, Maximum Ride, the V for Vendetta graphic novel, the Mortal Instruments and Infernal Devices series, and Harry Potter. I'm also kind of a movie freak. Some of my personal faves: The Exorcism of Emily Rose; all the Hannibal Lecter movies, although Hannibal Rising wasn't as good as the others; V for Vendetta; Pirates of the Caribbean; Benny & Joon; X-Men; The Devil Wears Prada; The Santa Clause, but really only the first one because they killed Bernard's character in the second and he's not even in the third; Chicago; Mamma Mia!; Rent; The Phantom of the Opera (Gerard Butler is AMAZING.); Sweeney Todd; all the Harry Potter movies; all of the Star Trek movies, especially the ones with Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, and DeForest Kelley; Milk; and probably like a gazillion others that I just can't think of right now. Secondly, y’all probably think this profile looks a little familiar. That’s because this is my second ffn account. My first one was having technical difficulties, so I closed it and started this one. Pretty much the only thing that’s changed is my pen name, though.

As I said, I'm a huge fan of Twilight, and though I am definitely Team Edward, Carlisle is my favorite Cullen by far and, as I recently told my best friend, my mental version of Carlisle totally trumps any other guy out there. :D

Because of a recent incident I heard about involving reviewing rudeness, I have devised this 'politeness pledge' and invite other users to take it with me in an attempt to prevent future such ocurrences.

I, not only as an ffn user but as a person, hereby pledge to be polite in any reviews I submit and to limit any criticisms to ones that the author can use to improve his or her writing. Furthermore, I also pledge to respond to any reviews and/or criticisms, rude or otherwise, politely and fairly.

Fave pairings:

Grissom/Sara (CSI)

Catherine/Warrick(CSI)

Booth/Brennan (Bones)

Angela/Hodgins(Bones)

Cam/Zack (Bones-God, I don't know WHY, don't ask.)

House/Cuddy (House M.D.)

Wilson/Cameron (House M.D.)

Brenda/Fritz (The Closer)

Cal/Gillian (Lie to Me)

Jace/Clary (Mortal Instruments)

Simon/Isabelle (Mortal Instruments)

Maia/Jordan (Mortal Intruments)

Alec/Magnus (Mortal Instruments)

Tessa/Jem (Infernal Devices)

Sophie/Gideon (Infernal Devices)

Kirk/Spock (Star Trek--original and new)

Bones/Uhura (new Trek)

Sulu/Chekov (Star Trek--original and new)

Scotty/Uhura (Star Trek: TOS)

Captain Picard/Dr. Crusher (Star Trek: TNG)

Riker/Deanna (Star Trek: TNG)

Tucker/T'Pol (Star Trek: Enterprise)

Will/Emma (Glee)

Finn/Rachel (Glee-preferred)

Puck/Rachel (Glee-second best)

Puck/Quinn (Glee-preferred)

Artie/Tina (Glee)

Fang/Max (Maximum Ride)

Iggy/Nudge (Maximum Ride)

Dr. Martinez/Dr. Abate (Maximum Ride)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Ron/Hermione (Harry Potter)

Meggie/Doria (Inkheart)

Fave crossover pairings:

Brennan/Spock (Bones & Star Trek)

Angela/Nick (Bones & CSI)

Carlisle/Tamsin (Twilight & Tamsin (by Peter Beagle))

Favorite actors:

Leonard Nimoy, Zachary Quinto, Mark Lenard, Chris Pine, George Takei, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Anton Yelchin, Scott Bakula, William Shatner, William Petersen, Gary Dourdan, David Krumholtz, Johnny Depp, Gerard Butler, Elijah Kelley, James Marsden, Pierce Brosnan, Robert Sean Leonard, Hugh Laurie, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner, David Boreanaz, Jesse Spencer, Patrick Stewart, Sean Penn, James Franco, Mark Salling, Cory Monteith, Matthew Morrison, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult.

Favorite actresses:

Nichelle Nichols, Robin Curtis, Marina Sirtis, Marg Helgenberger, Jorja Fox, Mariska Hargitay, Kyra Sedgwick, Meryl Streep, Emily Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel, Eva Green, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Greene, AnnaSophia Robb, Emily Browning, Dakota Fanning, Abigail Breslin, Liliana Mumy, Lisa Edelstein, Keira Knightley, Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes, Keri Russell, Natalie Portman, Dianna Agron, Amber Riley, Jayma Mays, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Jane Lynch.

Favorite episodes:

Star Trek (TOS): "The Naked Time", "The Menagerie", "The City on the Edge of Forever", "Mirror, Mirror", "The Trouble with Tribbles", "What Are Little Girls Made Of?", "Spock's Brain" (I know THAT'S gonna get me some teasing...), "A Piece of the Action"

Star Trek (Enterprise): "In a Mirror, Darkly", "Sleeping Dogs", "A Night in Sickbay", "These are the Voyages..."

Glee: "Mattress", "Sectionals", "Hairography", "Showmance"

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If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

List 12 characters from your favorite fandom. (Glee/Twilight)

1. Blaine/Carlisle
2. Kurt/Alice
3. Sam/Esme
4. Rachel/Bella
5. Finn/Emmett
6. Artie/Edward
7. Santana/Jasper
8. Will/Rosalie
9. Sue/Renesmee
10. Emma/Jacob
11. Jesse/Mike
12. Puck/Angela

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?
1. A Finn/Jesse fic? Well, no, but then again I've never looked for any.
2. An Emmett/Mike fic? Um, no.

Do you think three is hot?
1. Sam? He's not bad-looking, I suppose. Not really my type, though.
2. Esme's beautiful, but I'm not attracted to her.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
1. If Puck got Blaine pregnant...that would mean there have been some been some major scientific developments.
2. Well, seeing as Angela couldn't get Carlisle pregnant...if he got her pregnant, everyone would probably freak out majorly and Esme might try to kill Angela.

Do you remember any good fics about nine?
1. Fics about Sue...Well, I really don't like her, so I don't read stuff about her. I'm sure there are plenty of good ones, though.
2. Renesmee fics? I bet there are tons, but I've never read any.

Would seven and two make a good couple?
1. Kurt and Santana? Hell no!
2. Jasper and Alice? Gee, I don't know...

Four/Eight or Four/Five?
1. Rachel/Will or Rachel/Finn? Rachel/Finn, most definitely.
2. Bella/Rosalie or Bella/Emmett? Bella/Emmett, I guess, but only if Rosalie was dead. Otherwise she would kill Bella.

Would would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
1. What would happen if Santana discovered Sam and Will were in a relationship? Well, most likely she'd file away the information for use as blackmail on them.
2. What would happen if Jasper discovered Esme and Rosalie were in a relationship? He probably wouldn't believe his own eyes.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic
1. Kurt/Artie? Okaaaay...Summary: After a crushing breakup with Brittany, Artie looks to Kurt for help dealing with things. Kurt is reluctant at first, but the two soon realize that they have much more in common than they once thought.
2. Alice/Edward. Summary: Jasper and Bella both end up dead when Maria decides to pay a visit to Jasper in the North. Alice and Edward, heartbroken, band together to help raise Renesmee, but their feelings for one another soon begin to change.

Has there been one/eight fluff?
1. Has there been Blaine/Will fluff? God, I hope not.
2. Carlisle/Rosalie fluff? Blech. Again, I hope not.

Are there any stories on your list about eleven?
1. Well, Jesse will be highlighted as an ex-boyfriend in my fic 'Falling', but I don't have any stories with him as a main character.
2. Mike? No. I have literally no interest in him.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
1. Blaine and Santana are in a happy relationship until Sue runs off with Santana. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Jesse and a brief unhappy affair with Puck, then follows the wise advice of Finn and finds true love with Kurt.
Well, it's a little bizarre, but I suppose it could work.
2. Carlisle and Jasper are in a happy relationship until Renesmee runs off with Jasper. Carlisle, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Mike and a brief unhappy affair with Angela, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Alice.
Ridiculously unlikely.

Title/Warning for above fic?
1. True Love Is Hard to Find. Slash. Strange pairings. Rated M for a reason.
2. Seen and Unforeseen. Slash. Rated M for a reason.

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
1. Finn, Rachel, Santana, Blaine, and Sam are playing truth or dare. Finn asks Santana, and Santana says truth. Finn asks who Santana loves and Santana, after some prodding from Sam, confessed their true loves with Rachel. Rachel does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Sam. Santana is heatbroken and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Rachel and Sam run into the sunset together. However, Finn is secretly in love with Blaine and becomes so jealous of Santana, who after the comfort with Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine, and so Finn decides to murder Santana (unsurprising) but, is stopped in time by the police officer Sue and is sent to prison, allowing Blaine and Santana to contine their relationship.
That would never, ever in a million years ever even come close to happening.
2. Emmett, Bella, Jasper, Carlisle, and Esme, are playing truth or dare. Emmett asks Jasper, and Jasper says truth. Emmett asks who Jasper loves and Jasper, after some prodding from Esme, confessed their true loves with Bella. Bella does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with Esme. Jasper is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Carlisle, while Esme and Bell run into the sunset together. However, Emmett is secretly in love with Carlisle and becomes so jealous of Jasper, who after the comfort with Carlisle, becomes in a relationship with Carlisle, so Emmett decides to murder Jasper but, is stopped in time by the police officer Renesmee and is sent to prison, allowing Jasper and Carlisle to continue their relationship.
No freaking way.

Title/Warning for above
1. Crazy Love. Femslash, onesided. Rated T, but may go up.
2. Misery. Very AU-ish and slashy.

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.
1. Blaine/Jesse Hurt/Comfort--Awards Are Overrated, Anyway.
2. Carlisle/Mike Hurt/Comfort--You Can't Always Get What You Want.

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
1. If Rachel wanted to seduce Blaine? Rachel gets Blaine very, very drunk and manages to talk him into sleeping with her. (That sounds awfully close to the show, doesn't it?)
2. For Bella to seduce Carlisle...During New Moon, Carlisle comes back with Alice when they think that Bella has died. While Alice is hunting and getting clothes, Bella kisses Carlisle and manages to talk him into sleeping with her.

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?
1. Santana/Sue? I doubt it.
2. Jasper/Renesmee? Seems unlikely.

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?
1. A songfic about Puck? I don't know. Probably 'Operator' by Jim Croce, for him being in love with Quinn and Quinn being with Finn.
2. A songic for Angela...I don't know, probably 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift.

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
1. Artie, Sam, Rachel, and Jesse are at a bar when Sam makes a drunken confession that he is in love with Blaine. Artie is secretly in love with Sam and plots to abduct Sam to keep Sam away from Blaine, but is stopped by Rachel and Jesse. However, Artie is so crazed by this point that he needs constant watching to make sure he doesn't go after Sam again, and Rachel and Jesse volunteer to do this. As they work together, Rachel and Jesse develop feelings for each other. They are so disctracted by this that Artie escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Sam and Blaine from untimely deaths, Santana magically appears and vanquishes Artie forever.
Unlikely.
2. Edward, Esme, Bella, and Mike are at a bar when Esme makes a drunken confession that she is in love with Carlisle. Edward is secretly in love with Esme and plots to abduct Esme to keep Esme away from Carlisle, but is stopped by Bella and Mike. However, Edward is so crazed by this point that he needs constant watching to make sure he doesn't go after Esme again, and Bella and Mike volunteer to do this. As they work together, Bella and Mike develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Edward escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Esme and Carlisle from untimely deaths, Jasper magically appears and vanquishes Edward forever.
Actually, it could work if you switched Edward's and Mike's places. Interesting.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?
1. Insanity on Wheels. Insane amounts of crack; considerably AU-ish.
2. The Problem With Love. AU; all-human; rated T for some violence.

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
1. How would Will react if they found out that Finn and Sue were meeting for a threesome with Kurt? He would probably freak out. I know I would.
2. How would Rosalie react if they found out that Emmett and Renesmee were meeting for a threesome with Alice? I'm not sure, but it would probably involve some killing of whoever suggested it.

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
1. Artie sees Sue naked. He'd probably try to find a way to bleach his brain.
2. Edward sees Renesmee naked. I don't know what he'd do, but I don't think it'd be that big a deal to him. I mean, he is her father.

Would 12&6 make a good couple?
1. Puck and Artie? Nah. They'd be better off just friends.
2. Mike and Edward? Hell no.

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
1. What would I do if I found Blaine and Rachel in a closet with a rubber ducky? Most likely I would assume they were drunk and try to make sure neither of them tried to eat the duck.
2. What would I do if I found Carlisle and Bella in a closet with a rubber ducky? I'd try to figure out who put hallucinogens in my food.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
1. Sam kills Santana, but he just says, "Well, I still love Quinn, and it's not like any of you guys really liked her anyway."
2. Esme kills Jasper and apologizes profusely to Alice.

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story
1. A title for a Will/Sue fluff story? I don't think Will/Sue fluff is even possible.
2. Rosalie/Renesmee fluff? Ewwww.

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?
1. A good pick up line for Puck to use on Rachel? I haven't the faintest idea, I'm horrible at that kind of thing.
2. A good pick up line for Angela to use on Bella...If I'm a witch and you're a freaky Virgo, can I join your party?

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
1. Sam finds Rachel and Santana kissing? Sam would probably be surprised but, because he's a straight guy, eventually he'd probably just shrug and say "Hot."
2. Esme finds Bella and Jasper kissing? She'd most likely go tell Alice and Edward what was going on.

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
1. I find Emma going through my closet? I'd get her away from my closet before she had a heart attack from the mess, and then try to make friends. I like Emma.
1. I find Jacob going through my closet? I'd haul his out of there before he could start making fun of my clothes or something.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.
1. Um. Well, thanks, but Kurt's gay, so...
2. Thanks, but I'd rather shop with Alice than date her, frankly.

FAVORITE QUOTES
*Because I am a lover of many fandoms, I obviously therefore have a lot quotes from them that I like, but the ones listed here are my absolute favorites.

SUPERNATURAL

Dean: Team Free Will--an ex-junkie, a high school dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there.
Sam: That's not funny.
Dean: I'm not laughing. The Song Remains The Same

Ellen: What are you, allergic to givin' me peace of mind? Good God, Y'all

Gabriel (as Trickster/Japanese game show host): Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels! Changing Channels

Sam: Wow, it's just like 'Grumpy Old Men'.
Dean & Bobby: Shut up, Sam! The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester

STAR TREK

Spock: You are an excellent starship commander, Captain, but as a taxi driver you leave much to be desired. TOS, A Piece of the Action

Kirk: Are you afraid of cars?
Spock: Not at all, Captain. It is your driving that alarms me. TOS, A Piece of the Action

Kirk: There's a...thing out there. We've been ordered to investigate.
McCoy: Why is any object we don't understand always called a 'thing'? Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and ever shall be yours. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Kirk: Gentlemen, your performance today has been outstanding. I intend to recommend you all for promotion--in whatever fleet we end up serving. Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

McCoy (to Spock): You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death? Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Kirk (explaining Spock's odd behavior): Oh, him? He's harmless. Back in the sixties, he was part of the free speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Kirk: If we play our cards right, we may be able to find out when those whales are being released.
Spock: How will playing cards help? Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me! You're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Spock (as Kirk is climbing El Capitan): I do not believe you realize the gravity of your situation.
Kirk: On the contrary, gravity is foremost on my mind. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Spock (holding Kirk upside down by the ankle: Perhaps 'because it is there' is not sufficient for climbing the mountain.
Kirk: I am hardly in a position to disagree. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Kirk: I could use a shower.
(brief pause)
Spock: Yes. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

McCoy: It's a song, you green-blooded Vulcan! The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it.
Spock: Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time?
McCoy: God, I liked him better before he died. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Computer: Le-le-level?
Kirk: Bridge...I hope. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Kirk: Dammit, Spock, God dammit!
Spock: Captain, what I have done--
Kirk: What you have done is betray every man on this ship!
Spock: Worse, I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.
Kirk: Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your goddamn ass!
Spock: If you think it would help.
McCoy: You want me to hold him, Jim?
Kirk: You stay out of this. (to Spock) Why, Spock, why? All you had to do was pull the trigger.
Spock: If I had pulled the trigger, Sybok would be dead.
Kirk: I asked you to defend your ship.
Spock: You asked me to kill my brother.
Kirk: Look, the man may be a fellow Vulcan, but that doesn't mean--
Spock: No, no. You do not understand. Sybok also is a son of Sarek.
Kirk: You mean he's your brother brother? (Spock nods) You made that up!
Spock: I did not.
Kirk: You did too. Sybok couldn't possibly be your brother because I happen to know for a fact you don't have a brother.
Spock: Technically, you are correct. I do not have a brother.
Kirk: There, you see? See?
Spock: I have a half-brother.
Kirk: ...I gotta sit down. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Spock: This is a new brig, Captain. It is entirely escape-proof.
Kirk: How do you know?
Spock: The designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape.
Kirk: This...person didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
Spock: He did have pointed ears. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Spock: Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Spock: Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be 'go to hell'...if I were human. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Chekov: Course heading, Captain?
Kirk: Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Spock: Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a photon torpedo?
McCoy: Fascinating! Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Kirk: I'm going to sleep this off. Please let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Kirk: You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
Harriman: It doesn't arrive until Tuesday. Star Trek VII: Generations

(Data finds a drink unpleasant for the first time ever)
Data: I hate this! It is revolting!
Guinan: More?
Data: Please! Star Trek VII: Generations

Data (using profanity for the first time as the Enterprise is about to crash): Oh, shit. Star Trek VII: Generations

Worf: Romulan ale should be illegal.
Geordi: It is. Star Trek: Nemesis

B-4: [singing brokenly to himself] Never saw the sun... never saw the sun... never saw... the sun...
Picard: [helping along] Shining so bright.
B-4: [singing brokenly to himself] Shining so bright... never saw things...
[hums the rest of the line]
Picard: [helping along] Going so right...
B-4: [singing to himself] Going so right... Star trek: Nemesis

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

On my elbow: from my dog, when I was, like, 10. She saw another dog, got excited, and proceeded to drag me some 20 feet across a dirt road (I wasn't very strong at 10, okay? :P)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Blue paint and a bunch of those glow-in-the-dark stars. I love the night sky.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

Talk in my sleep. I've been told I've actually had conversations with people while sleeping, but no one will tell me what I said.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

A little bit of everything except rap and most country.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

I actually have no idea. If I had to guess, though, I'd say around 8 or 9 at night. That's my favorite time of day.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To hang out with my friend.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My dogs.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

I have this really beautiful midnight sapphire ring that I love. Also, this t-shirt that says 'Dog is friendly, beware of owner'. :)

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Five three and three-quarters, but usually I round up to 5'4".

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Not usually, although I have once or twice.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Thankfully, no.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

This person I have crush on. Although in their defense, it wasn't actually anything they did that made me cry.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

Jessica McClintock lily of the valley perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

I've always thought hair color was pretty much irrevelant to me, but lately I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to red hair. I am, unfortunately, something of a sucker for brown eyes, though I also like hazel.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

In upstate NY, by a waterfall.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pepperoni and feta cheese (yes, together).

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A Homewrecker burrito from Moe's Southwest Grille, with a strawberry Fanta. Yum!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

I've never even owned a goldfish.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

Hmm. I guess it would have to be a tie between a porcelain doll I got from my grandmother and a sterling silver mirror/hairbrush/comb set my aunt got me. Mainly because I can't remember which one came first.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

No, but my brother is.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

None in particular. Just whatever catches my fancy.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Yes, a dark blue betta fish named Snoopy.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

He's a veiltail betta fish.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Well, it's not like I could really control it, so yeah, I guess.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

By saying 'I love you'.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

18.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Brunettes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My best friend :D

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Off the top of my head? Constant whistling and homophobia.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yep. Mexico, Haiti, Jamaica, and Canada.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Fanfiction, brown eyes, the person I have a crush on...

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Livingston Taylor. He's, like, semi-famous, I think--he's James Taylor's brother, and he's also a singer.

37. FIRST JOB?

Selling Cutco knives. I hated it--I'm really not much of a people person, and it payed by commission. :P

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

No, which shocks and appalls even me!

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

Playing Bubble Bash 3 on my phone.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Yeah, I had my wisdom teeth out a little over a year ago. It was awful.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Usually it's something about the way I did my hair, or else something I'm wearing.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Yes, I did, for almost four years.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

A Neon Trees cd.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

4 or 5.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Not that I'm aware of.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Only shooting ones.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Pantene, but I'm thinking of switching to Tresemme.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

No. It's so bad sometimes even I can't read it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Tuna. Is that even considered a lunch meat?

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

I frequently bend the truth, I'm constantly picking at zits, and I get obsessed with stuff fairly quickly.

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Um. Probably the 'Anastasia' soundtrack?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Probably, if I had the patience to get to know me.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Nah.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Wii boxing. Or crying.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

The house of a family friend.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

A stuffed gray seal who, for some reason, was never named.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

57. Geez.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Embarrassingly, yes.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Yeah. Kind of a lot.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mac and cheese, fo' sho'!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

A good sense of humour, outgoing, kind and caring, loving, helpful, and willing to let me be myself.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Rose, Nimnut, Zipperhead, Dean, Jerk.

67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

Train, Neon Trees, Of Monsters And Men, Simple Plan, The Killers, Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Adam Lambert, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Fun., Evanescence, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry. Oh, and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I think that about covers it.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Supernatural, Glee, The Big Bang Theory, Suits, and White Collar.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?

I never saw the point in taking the ACTs, and, no lie, I forgot to sign up to take my SATs.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Passionate PB Cup, found at Cayuga Lake Creamery in upstate NY. It's pb ice cream with chocolate and pb swirls and pb cups.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

Yesterday morning.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

...yeah, there is.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

I think like 85? Not positive.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Only if they feel like it.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

All These Things That I've Done by The Killers.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My supervisor.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

Level of cuteness. Before I start a conversation, anyway.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

Little Talks by Of Monsters And Men, Carry On by Fun., If I Die Young by The Band Perry, Half of My Heart by John Mayer

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Green vegetables and spiders.

82. FAVORITE MONTH(S) OF THE YEAR?

May and September.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Gemini's are fun.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Light brown, with natural gold and red highlights.

86. EYE COLOR?

Hazel. They look different colors depending on the light and what I'm wearing, but the base colors are green, golden brown, and blue.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?

McDonald's.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Eh. It's not awful, but it's certainly not my favorite thing.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

The Big Bang Theory, last night.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

My birthday.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

I used to play the French horn. I still know a little bit.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Democrat.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Depends on the person.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

See #95.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Starburst.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

I don't actually have one yet, but I'd like to get a Corvette at some point.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

I'm currently re-reading Twilight. (Don't judge me.)

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Dead.