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Monday
I've never kept a diary before, it's a sissy thing to do but Ryou insisted and when Ryou insists, you do. I learned that the painful way but I'd rather not go into that. At least he gave me a decent looking one, black leather cover with studs down the spine, it's quite nice actually, not that I will EVER let him know that. I have an evil reputation to maintain.
I was talking to Marik on the fellytone a moment ago; we were planning tonight's 'evil adventure'. We have an evil adventure approximately once a week (that's about as often as I could stand to see him). Of course I made the mistake of asking Marik what he wanted to do, I had to listen to a fifteen minute list of all the places and things that he wants to burn, bloody pyromaniac. In the end we decided that we will go to the cinema to see that new romantic comedy and totally ruin it for everyone else HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know, I know, that's not actually particularly evil but we all have our off days.
I am so bored! Marik isn't coming round for another two hours yet and I can't think of a single bloody thing to do! I haven't even got anyone I can pester 'cos the nerd herd have all buggered off on some 'friendship outing'. Wait, did I just hear a key in the door…
Ryou's back and he brought steak! Apparently they all had to come back early because Yami had a seizure, something to do with flashing laser lights. Must remember that, hehehe. Now, I must go and try to sneak that steak away before Ryou cooks it. I don't know why he insists on ruining perfectly good meat like that. I like my meat raw and oozing blood, or better yet, alive. Oh Ra I'm making myself so hungry. Must…get…meat…
It's mine! All mine! It was easier than I thought. All I had to do was throw Ryou's hamster's cage out the window into the garden and he went running. I don't know why he keeps getting these pets; I always end up killing them. I can't help it, it's my evil nature. Hm, I'm getting hungry again. I wonder what goldfish tastes like…
Not bad. I don't think Ryou's going to be too happy when he finds out that I ate his goldfish but he's up the vets with his hamster at the moment so it should be a while before he finds out. Oh, bloody hell! There's still another hour to go before the movie! Grrrr. Hang on, what's that smell. It smells like Marik.
It isn't Marik, the kitchen is on fire. Apparently Ryou forgot that he'd put his dinner in the oven before he went up the vets. I don't know what to do. Oh, wait, liquid right? Liquid puts out fire? Ok, here's some liquid, this should do it…
AHHHHHHHHHHH, why didn't that work! What the hell happened? I threw the liquid on the fire and half the kitchen exploded! What is this stuff? 'Low fat cooking oil'…oh shit, oil, now I remember. Marik said oil makes things burn faster. Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap. Oh Ra it's getting smoky in here. Oh, look the walls are spinning. I feel funny. Oooooh, Ryou is going to be so mad. What do I do, what do I do, what do I…do I…d…
Well, there you go, that's chapter one. Please let me know what you think, be it positive or negative.Yeah, let us know. We can take it. There'll be no repercussions for you...none at all.