A/N: Ok. This is my first Max Ride fic thingy, so don't be too harsh. I tried my best. I really hope you like it. Slight Faxness. But not too much. Oh yeah. The voice is in italics and underlined. Max's thoughts are italicized.

A/N 2: I'm rewriting a lot of this to make it a better read. And while I'm thinking about it, there's a lot more Fax than I let on earlier. xD

Warning: Most likely OOC. It's a humor fanfic, people. This isn't going to happen in the books, so it's going to be OOC. Deal with it. And really, after 30 plus chapters of this, it's become more of a crackfic anyway.

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride or anything else you may recognize.

Chapter 1-Truth or Dare

Max's POV

Great, just great. A storm. We're stuck huddling together in the world's smallest cave because it's too wet to fly.

We have about ten feet to move around, so tt's more than a little uncomfortable. Nudge, Gazzy, Angel, and Total are all in a tight circle. Lucky me, I'm sandwiched between Fang and Iggy.

You know you like being this close to Fang.

I do not! He's like my brother; I don't like him like that.

Sure, sure.

If you say one more thing about me liking Fang, I will punch you so hard-

I am in your head. You'd be hitting yourself.

Oh shut up. For once, it listened to me. What a nice surprise.

"Hey Max, I was wondering since we're stuck here till the storm ends and all if we could play Truth or Dare. I heard about it when I was at school. I mean it sounds really fun and it could help pass the time and-,"

"Sure Nudge. We'll all play."

Fang gave me a glare that clearly said, 'Thanks a lot.'

"You're welcome," I said with false cheer. It's not like I wanted to do this either. But at least it got Nudge to shut up.

"Max, since it was my idea, can I go first?"

"Sure thing."

"Okay. Max. Truth or dare?"

Oh crap. Despite my lack of a social life, I learned enough to know which to pick. "Truth."

"When you went on that date with that guy Sam, did you guys kiss?"

I blushed. I didn't want anyone else to know about that. In my quietest voice, I answered a small 'Yes'.

"I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!" Nudge shouted.

"Ok, moving on. Um, Iggy. Truth or dare?" This is to back at him for always playing tricks on me.

"Truth." Well. I hadn't planned on that. What to ask, what to ask. I could--no. Not that. Umm... Got it!

"Where do you hide all of your explosives?"

"Not that Max. Please? Anything else but that!"

"Nope. Where do you keep 'em?"

Iggy let out a dramatic sigh. "My backpack."

"Is that the only place?"

Again, he sighed. "No. My, er, my boxers...," he admitted.

I burst out laughing. No wonder I'd never found them before! Well, I know now, but I wish I didn't ask. Bad mental image.

"Ok, Iggy it's your turn now," Angel reminded him.

"Gazzy. Truth or dare?"

Of course, my little trooper picked dare. Poor thing. He's a little too brave for his own good. Iggy dared him to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" while dancing with Total. So funny!

I wish Iggy could see it. That boy has a knack for thinking up dares.

Next, Gazzy decided to torture Fang.

"Fang, truth or dare?"

Fang caught my eye, giving me a look that said, 'Do I really have to do this?' I nodded. With a disapproving grunt, he said, "Dare."

Gazzy grinned like a madman and rubbed his hands together just like the bad guys in cartoons do. "I dare you to wear Max's bra."

Fang's eyes widened considerably, breaking his "show no emotion" rule. My face had to have shown a similar look.

"No backing out, Fang. You have to; you picked dare. It's the rule," Gazzy said.

Seeing how the mutant kids on the run don't have the time or money to get more than one set of clothes, I would have to take off the bra I was wearing. I groaned internally.

Cursing my inability to resist the Bambi eyes, I piled all of our belongings into a wall in front of me. I quickly took off my bra and went back to the others. Tossing Fang my bra, we shared a look of impending doom.

Fang's POV

This could not be happening. This cannot be happening!

Max walked out from behind the wall of our stuff and handed me her bra. It looked extremely uncomfortable. Underwire and lacy. This just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

I pulled my shirt off and attempted to put the thing on. Why did Max make me so this? I wanted to scream, but that would be breaking an unspoken Fang rule.

Of course, me being male and not having to wear bras every day left me clueless as how to get it on.

"Max, he's having trouble. You should help him," Angel said. Great, just great. Blushing, Max scooted over and got it on me. I caught her ogling my chest. That's one upside to this whole ordeal.

Damn my teenage hormones.

Gazzy started laughing uncontrollably.

"There. Happy? Can I take this off now?"

"Nope. That was only part one of my dare." When this is over, Max is so dead.

"You can't do that!" I protested.

"We never said we couldn't when we started."

I huffed. "Fine. What's the second part?"

"You have to kiss Max." Oh. My. God. Sure, there might be something there between us, but I don't want to find out in front of the whole flock! This can't possibly get any worse.

Max's POV

"You have to kiss Max." Oh. My. Gods. Do they want me to keel over from embarrassment?!

"You have to," Gazzy so kindly reminded us.

Fang scooted closer and hesitantly brushed his lips across mine. He tastes so good, I found myself thinking.

So Fang wearing my bra and kissing me in a cramped cave in front of the others wasn't exactly my idea of romantic, but that's what I got.

We pulled away, each of us sporting a shade of red.

"There's not a third part of the dare is there?" Fang questioned, half joking, half serious.

"Of course. You have to dance for us, too." Gazzy is truly a mastermind. A cruel, demonic mastermind. But I love him anyway.

Groaning, Fang got up and showed us his moves. Which, in my opinion, weren't so good.

But man, you have not lived until you see a hot--, I mean a guy, normal, regular guy in a lacy bra, dancing badly in a cramped cave. Oh, god, it's hilarious.

Fang's face got redder by the second. Boy, he sure is breaking a lot of "Fang rules" tonight. He finished up and sat down quickly, covering his face with his hands. It was Fang's turn next, and he was out for revenge.

He looked up and stared at me, an evil flicker in his eye. Oh crap. That's not good.

I looked for something, anything that could get me out of this. I glanced at the mouth of the small cave. At least it stopped raining. That's it! It's not raining anymore! Yes!

"Hey look, guys! It stopped raining! We can leave now!" I shouted.

I gathered everything up, and Fang put his shirt back on, apparently forgetting he was still wearing my bra.

I'll get it back later. If we don't leave now, I'll have to face the wrath of a Fang with an injured pride. Not good.

"Let's move!" I called, leaping out of the cave and into the afternoon sky.

Fang flew up next to me. "This isn't over, Max. You'll pay. Not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you will eventually."

Knowing Fang, he'll never forget about this, not in a million years. But it's not even my fault! I felt like shouting.

But it is your fault, Maximum. You made him participate.

So you're against me too? Great.

It was silent, of course.

We flew for another three hours, finally finding an abandoned warehouse to crash in. Thank god this is over, I thought to myself before falling asleep for the night.

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