Age: 19

Favorite Pasttime: Writing stories for my friends to enjoy.

Favorite Subject in School: Le classe de français

About Me: I am a shy young woman from a small town. I hang out with the few friends I have whenever possible and try to make some new ones. I love to sing, play my instruments, and draw, but most importantly I love to write. If there is one thing even close to writing that I love, then it would be the French culture. Most of the time when I write, I usually include something about the French, either good comments or bad/crude jokes.

My Dream Job: To become an actress and to meet my role model

My Role Models: Jean Reno and Rhys Ifans

My Favorite Cartoon Movies: Flushed Away and The Proud Family Movie

My Favorite Live-Action Movies: Leon The Professional, Cyrano de Bergerac, and Little Nicky

My Favorite Actors: Jean Reno, Rhys Ifans, and Gérard Depardieu

A little block of very important information: Lately, I've been writing for two different sites; Fanfiction.net and Fictionpress.com, so any new chapters may take a while before they are added. I NEED YOUR INPUT ON THESE STORIES! If I don't receive any reviews an any of my stories, I WILL DELETE THEM WITHOUT HESITATION. ANIMATOWN and SWEET DREAMS, PENGUIN. SWEET DREAMS. both have become very popular, but FLUSHED AWAY II: LE FROG'S STORY and THE PROUD FAMILY MOVIE II have only received one or two reviews. FLUSHED AWAY II has fewer reviews than SWEET DREAMS, even though they have the same number of chapters. So, please write a review. I don't want to delete any of my stories, but I've already deleted AN EMPTY HEART: A SEQUEL TO LEON even though it was my favorite story. WRITE REVIEWS OR DON'T READ PERIOD!

Favorite Quotes:

"I think everyone's pain's funny but my own...I'm French, heh heh."
Le Frog from Flushed Away.

"Ah, the English girlie. She is so aggressive."(stretches down to Rita and takes her hand) "I like a woman with a little fire." (kisses her hand, then is slapped) "You will pay for that my little chocolate croissant! But first, a word from our sponsor. Marseille!"
Le Frog from Flushed Away.

"This obsession with the rats, it is not good for you. You are becoming what the French call LE FRUITCAKE!"
Le Frog from Flushed Away.

"My name is Carver, Y'ALL. You can call me Doctor C."
Doctor Carver the 2nd from The Proud Family Movie

"What'd I tell you about hanging out with boys? You are a boy aren't you?"
Oscar Proud from The Proud Family Movie

"On our way over, maybe we should knock over Fort Knox. It would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the CIA."
Franz Kreiger from Mission: Impossible

"Sure . . . why not?"
Adrian from Little Nicky

"You can't talk tough, Nicky. Even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment."
Adrian from Little Nicky

Stories Published Completed and In-Progress:

Animatown
A young girl born into her destiny must face the cartoon villains and a new foe, the Great One, to fulfill a prophecy. Characters from cartoons like Batman, Darkwing Duck, and Flushed Away make this story one to remember.

Sweet Dreams, Penguin Sweet Dreams
What kind of nightmares would change the heart of one of Batman's worst enemies?

Flushed Away II: Le Frog's Story
What happens when you take a cartoon French frog mercenary and a real-life American human author and throw them into the biggest adventure of their lives? The best Flushed Away sequel ever created, that's what!

Upcoming Stories:

Animatown II: The Next Dimension
Mia Demone returns in this awesome sequel to the well-loved original cartoon cross-over, only this time, she discovers a whole new world.

Animatown III: The Final Mission
The final chapter in the Animatown trilogy, this story will have you hanging onto the edge of your seat until the very end.

Mission Impossible: What You Didn't Know Or Didn't Want to Know
This story reaches into the past of one of the criminals from the first Mission Impossiblemovie, Franz Kreiger. Find out about his childhood and years growing up in France, his love life, and what caused him to go bad to the very end.

Talking To Yourself is A Major Headache: A Jean Reno Tribute
Characters from a variety of diverse movies meet each other for the first time as an inquisitive Jean Reno fan asks each and every one in order to learn more about her role model, but how much can she take from these guys before she looses her temper . . . and her sanity? A comedic tribute to Jean Reno and his accomplishments.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17

Had gone to visit some friends one evening

And time passed quickly as each shared

Their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned,

and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid

because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,

Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short

cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man

Standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray

Asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her

She felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley

She walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper

That a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her

She began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman

She decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

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First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1.) Adrian (Little Nicky)
2.) Jasmine (Aladdin)
3.) Vladis Grutas (Hannibal Rising)
4.) Mina Harker (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
5.) Nigel Gruff(The Replacements)
6.) Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)
7.) Penguin (The Batman)
8.) Xenophilius 'Xeno' Lovegood (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
9.) Gadget (Rescue Rangers)
10.) Irene Adler (Sherlock Holmes)
11.) Steelbeak (DarkWing Duck)
12.) Acheron (Dark-Hunters Series)

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Kairi/Steelbeak) fic? Do you want to?
Um . . . I've never read one like that . . . and I'm not sure I want to, either.

2.) Do you think Four (Mina Harker) is hot? How hot?
Well, looking at her as an observer would, she is attractive and beautiful. However, she is not hot enough to turn me homosexual.

3.) What would happen if Twelve (Acheron) got Eight (Xeno) pregnant?
Acheron get Xeno pregnant??? Well, I really don't see that happening, to be honest, though if Acheron really wanted Xeno to become pregnant he could. After all, he is an Atlantean god.

4.) Have you read any fic(s) about Nine (Gadget)?
I have read a few Gadget fics, mostly by Cartoonatic55. Those I enjoy very much. ^_^

5.) Would Two (Jasmine) and Six (Kairi) make a good couple?
Um . . . I'm gonna have to say . . . noooooo.

6.) Five/Nine (Nigel/Gadget) or Five/Ten (Nigel/Irene Adler)? Why?
I'm going to have to go with Nigel/Irene Adler. I'm not too big on beastiality.

7.) What would happen if Seven (Penguin) walked in on Two (Jasmine) and Twelve (Acheron) in bed together?
Hmmm ... other than wondering why Acheron was in bed with Jasmine instead of his wife, he would probably just back away slowly and shut the door.

8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Vladis/Irene Adler) fic.
Vladis meets this strange mysterious Irene, then wonders why there's this weird warm feeling inside. (Best I could come up with.)

9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Adrian/Gadget) fluff?
Dear Lord, I hope not!!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Penguin/Acheron) hurt/comfort fic.
"Come What May"

11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Mina Harker) to deflower One (Adrian)?
Mina deflowering Adrian?!? Ha ha ha ha ha! I mean . . . I guess it could work . . . if it were Adrian's first and Mina was getting blood in exchange . . . and even that is pushing the limits.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Penguin) slash?
I dunno. Probably not, though.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Vladis) slash?
Um, I don't think so.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Steelbeak)?
Um, no one I know of, other than myself.

15.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jasmine/Mina Harker/Nigel Gruff)?
No, and hopefully no one ever starts!!!

16.) What might Ten (Irene Adler) scream at a moment of great passion?
Um . . . 'Great Scots!' I dunno.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Xeno), which song would you choose?
"Stranger than Fiction" by Bad Religion

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Adrian/Kairi/Acheron) fic, what would the warnings be?
“WARNING!!! READING THIS FAN FICTION MAY RESULT IN UNNATURAL URGES, SUCH AS HAVING A GOD-LIKE COMPLEX!!!!"

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jasmine) to use on Ten (Irene Adler)?
1: Gross. 2: Why? 3: What happened to Aladdin and Holmes?? 4: Too wrong and mentally disturbing for me.

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Nigel)?
I haven't really read any fics about Nigel. *sniffs* Which is sad because he's so awesome.

21.) What is Six's (Kairi's) super-secret kink?
Haven't figured it out yet

22.) Would Eleven (Steelbeak) get in bed with Nine (Gadget)? Drunk or sober?
I don't think that would happen . . . Steelbeak's too full of himself. XD

23.) If Three (Vladis Grutas) and Seven (Penguin) get together, who tops?
O.O ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!? EWWWWWW!!!!!!!! NOT HAPPENING!!!!!

24.) What title would you give this fic?
"Beware of the Strange and Bizarre"

25.) Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
No one would and I think Cartoonatic55 would try to behead whoever did that to Penguin.

26.) Name one person who should write it.
Look above for the answer. Are we done yet?

27.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Penguin/Xeno) was canon?
I would wonder who in their right mind was so sick as to write such a disgusting piece of literature.

28.) Have you ever read any Six x Eight (Kairi/Xeno) stories? If not, are you interested in reading one?
No and no . . . Unless someone is trying to get Xeno listed as a pedophile, this holds no water.

29.) Do you think Five (Nigel) is hot? How hot?
Yes; I think Nigel is extremely hot and sexy, but it's a tie between him and Adrian from Little Nicky (same actor, different movie) What can I say? I have the hotts for Rhys Ifans. ^_^

30.) If Ten (Irene Adler) got Three (Vladis Grutas) pregnant, how do you think they would react?
Um . . . Irene getting Vladis pregnant? Did someone not learn how the baby-making process works?? Even if by some miracle Irene managed to impregnate Vladis, she wouldn't live long before he came after her. Poor, poor Irene . . .

31.) Have you ever seen any stories pairing Twelve (Acheron) with anyone?
Actually, other than his own Dark-Hunter book, Acheron, I have never read any stories.

32.) How do you feel about Seven x One (Penguin x Adrian)?
Ahem . . . Penguin/Adrian?? How sick do you people think I am??

33.) Which pairing do you prefer, Eleven x Two (Steelbeak/Jasmine) or Eleven x Four (Steelbeak/Mina Harker)?
Well, I don't really prefer either. If I had to choose between the two because my life depended on it, I would select Steelbeak and Jasmine, simply keeping it within Disney.

34.) If Nine (Gadget) accidentally walked in on One (Adrian) and Six (Kairi) kissing, how do you think Nine would react?
I think she would honestly give them the stink eye, like "Are you serious?"

35.) Please write a short description for a story regarding Twelve x One (Acheron/Adrian).
“And Acheron thought Striker was bad . . . now he has to deal with the devil himself.”

36.) Any chance of One (Adrian) hooking up with Eight (Xeno)?
No; no Adrian and Xeno . . . that's wrong on soooo many levels . . .

37.) If Three (Vladis Grutas) and Six (Kairi) are lovers, who do you think would be the one who'd break up first?
Probably Kairi . . . not even she could be around him THAT long.

38.) Please create a title for a story which pairs up Four (Mina Harker) and Twelve (Acheron); will it be a sad or happy story?
Well, I think it would start off sad, as Acheron's wife must have died, plus they are two immortals watching as the ones they love die away while they live on. It would end happy, wit the two immortals having someone they could spend eternity with together.

39.) In what situation would Two (Jasmine) scream their head off?
Probably if Aladdin were to die, especially if it were a tortuous death.

40.) If you have to pick a theme song for Ten (Irene Adler), what will the title be?
Not sure on that one . . .

41.) If you wrote a Twelve x Five x Four (Acheron/Nigel/Mina Harker) fanfic, what would you write as the warning?
Borrowing this from Cartoonatic55: “WARNING: READ THIS AND YOU WILL REGRET IT GREATLY!”

42.) If Six (Kairi) was only allowed to say one sentence to Nine (Gadget), what do you think it would be?
"Watch out for the Heartless and Nobodies, they will be coming top your world soon."

43.) Under what kind of situation would Eleven (Steelbeak) kiss Three (Vladis Grutas)?
Wow, that's different . . . Well, I guess if Steelbeak were kissing Vladis (WTF?) it would be kissing his boots, either to suck up or to beg for his life.

44.) Do you know anyone who has ever read a story pairing Five (Nigel) and Ten (Irene Adler)?
No because they don’t exist.

45.) What kind of secret does Six (Kairi) seem like they would have?
What her true feelings are for Sora and Riku. I mean, seriously, which guy would she dig more??

46.) Would you still read fanfics if Eight/Twelve (Xeno/Acheron) was the official pairing?
Xeno and Acheron? How sick are you people. No, I wouldn't read fanfics ever again . . . unless asked politely by Cartoonatic55.

47.) Two(Jasmine) and Nine were lovers(Gadget), until Nine ran away with Four(Mina Harker). Two(Jasmine) was depressed, and then had a one-night stand with Ten(Irene Adler). Two later had a brief and unhappy relationship with Five(Nigel). Finally, after getting some advice from Eight(Xeno), Two was able to find true love with Seven(Penguin). Please create a title for this story.
"Tainted Love"

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