Author's note: As usual I don't own Freddy Krueger or anything related to him. This is just a funny thing I thought about today. Don't know if this will turn out to be a good story. The email addresses are pure fictional, as least I hope so, so please, please don't use them in real! If you have any suggestions in which this weird email contact should develop or which questions Sarah should ask next just write me! And now have fun!!!
EMAIL FROM HELL
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From: [email protected]
Dear Mr. Krueger (or may I say Freddy?),
My name is Sarah McAllister. I'm a sixteen year old teenager from Springwood. I live in 2235 Elm Street since my parents moved here for about six months. I heard many rumours about you, what you did when you were alive and even when you were dead already. I'm not sure if all this stuff I've been told is true, so I decided to ask you directly by writing this e-mail to you. Is it true that you slaughtered more than twenty kids over two years before police caught you? And that the parents burned you alive after you had been released from court due to some kind of illegal arrest? And this dream-thing, what's all about that? What are you doing if you're not in someone's dream hunting and killing? I hope that you can and will answer my questions, because if you can't then nobody can, right?
Eagerly waiting for an answer, yours sincerely,
Sarah McAllister
From: [email protected]
STUPID BITCH! WHERE DO YOU HAVE THIS EMAIL-ADRESS FROM? HOW CAN YOU DARE TO WRITE ME, PIGGY? I'LL KILL YOU NEXT TIME YOU SLEEP, AND IT WILL BE A PAINFULL DEATH! ONE-TWO, FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU…
From: [email protected]
Dear Freddy,
I'm a little bit disappointed of the hostile way of your answer. I had just a few polite questions, but the only answer I got was full of vulgar threats. I'm definitely neither a bitch nor a piggy! By the way, I found your email address with Google. Never heard of email directories in WWW? If you didn't want to get emails then you should change your email-alias to something not containing your real name and actual place of living.
Beside this, I would still appreciate if you answer my questions. Why did you start killing children (I mean when you were alive)? It seems to me as if you have quite a low frustration tolerance. Today they have good anti-aggression-programs for people like you. And another question I'd like to know: where did you get the idea of making this really strange glove-device?
Sincerely yours,
Sarah
P.S.: Writing in caps-only is impolite, too. Like if you were shouting all the time. Just a small hint, you know? ;-)
From: [email protected]
Didn't I tell you not to write me again, damn brat? If we ever meet in your dreams I will teach you a little special lesson what it means to annoy me. You wanna know why I killed all this piggies? Because they were as ditsy and bothering like you, and because their parents deserved it! It was a fucking fun to hear them scream and to torture them to death one after one. If they hadn't caught me by mere chance and burned me later I would still do my work in real world. They thought they'd defeated me, but I am forever! Now I take their gals in the dreams, and it's even more thrilling than before!
Well, I warn you again not to bother me again, or you will see how low my frustration tolerance is indeed.
Sweet dreams, piggy,
Freddy K.