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Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon, and Harry Potter. Aura is the name, welcome to my Profile! There is not much going on right now in the way of right Fanfiction, still trying to find both time and motivation, but I still read plenty of stories so my favorites page is still slowly growing. My Favorite Fandoms include Harry Potter, Star Wars, Marvel, the Arrowverse (specifically Legends of Tomorrow), Doctor Who, and Avatar: TLA. I like plenty of other shows, but you guys can check out my favorites list for more details. I am also an avid gamer, playing Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Fortnite, and random card games when I'm bored. My favorite activities are reading, studying policy, and hanging with my family. Speaking of Family: check out my sister's profile, GirlinPink44, she has some great stories. My favorite fics so far are: you guys are not lazy enough where you can't scroll down. I am also an avid watcher of TV, I spend most of my time on Netflix and Hulu though. Some of my favorite TV shows are: West Wing I think, therefore I get a headache. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them. It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered? We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it. When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be crazy like us" type of thing... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" I'm not so good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" I'm not clumsy! I'm just currently having a fight with gravity" The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?' and walk away. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!! (To Sunshine, Princess, The Wood, and Smiles) ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place ...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures The trouble with life is there's no background music The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. Weather Forecast for tonight: dark 'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!' 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (a lot), copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools. There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say, “What happened?” Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it. Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. Having voices in your head is normal. Listening to them, common. Arguing, acceptable. However, when you lose the argument, you’re in trouble. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier’s face: Priceless! We have fought for our freedom, and then we begin to accumulate laws to take it away from ourselves. I refuse to have a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent. There is a thin line between genius and insanity and I have erased it. Aerodynamically the Bumble B. Shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble B. Doesn’t know it so it just keeps on flying anyway. Why do they call it common sense if it’s so rare? Smile…It confuses people. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back. Everyone has a photographic memory… Some just don’t have film. I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. My life is one of those YOU HAD TO BE THERE jokes. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. If you have something to say, please raise your hand and place it over your mouth. Walking into a restaurant… Waiter: Would you like a table? Me: No, we came to sit on the ground… floor for five please. Me when parents are sleeping: shh they’re asleep. My parents when I’m asleep: Let’s vacuum for three hours. Never apologize for saying what you feel cos its apologizing for being real. I’m not immature…i just know how to have fun. Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they’ll think you’re on drugs! May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Don’t believe any rumor until the government denies it. “THE IMPOSSIBLE…” what nobody can do until some body does……. Teacher : If your friend wants to borrow $5 and you gave him $10. How much will you get in return? Student : Nothing! Teacher : You don’t know Maths. Student : You don’t know my friend. Most Popular things to do in an emergency… 60% Update Facebook Status 15% Record a Video, then upload it on Youtube 15% Update Twitter Status 10% Call Emergency Services I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Do it today, it might be illegal tomorrow. Meaning of CLASS: C = Come L = Late A = And S = Start S = Sleeping… Many of them don’t know the exact meaning. Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so I go back to being me.:p Dude! You’re scaring me…Stop Smiling Our parents blame it on the generation but do they think about who raised us. Amateurs build planes professionals built the titanic, how do you feel now? Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can’t fix it, you have a serious problem. With great power… Comes great need to take a nap. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. I had superpowers until my therapist took them away! Who invented Mondays, I’d like to have a word with him. Diplomacy is telling someone to “Go to Hell” in such a way, that they look forward to taking the trip. When life gives you Justin Beiber, ASK FOR THE LEMONS BACK!!! THINK its not illegal yet You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. Of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war. “Killer Attitude” Teacher : why are you late? Student : Does it really matter? You still get paid !! =P |
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