"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Pure crackfic. Everyone in the Jedi temple wakes with a start, Anakin acts too rashly and chaos ensues.

Well, I was told that I was going too far with my pranks and rule breaking with my partners-in-crime; Jason and Robin; and the League told me what I couldn't do, but I told them I have a short memory span. They wrote a list. Challenged me to try to forget it and break all the rules. Needless to say, the challenge was accepted.

(In the tradition of Tolkien, I'm trying to expand the world of my story with little cultural songs.) I imagine a young Megatron learning to sing this while slaving in the mining pits of Kaon.

Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.

He was hit with the sudden realization that Himawari was also Hinata's daughter.

Dad jokes and drunken Edward parenting aside, the Kenways have a serious issue. Young Haytham wants to be a Templar, how will his father react? One-shot, derpy family humor for the hell of it. *Updated a little side note at the end

Superboy finally has enough of Superman's cold behavior towards him. Robin suggests revenge on him and the Dark Knight. With the help of Lois Lane, the Team, even Alfred, the Future World's Finest prove that revenge is best served with humor...and a lot of rumors. Rated T for swearing and sexual references or innuendos. NOT Slash! Part of the "Humorverse." Crack fic and OOC (sadly)

A sort of spiralling collection of thoughts and memories, some before the war, some during, some after the restoration of cybertron. Soundwave waits in the shadowzone, Rafael refuses to go home, Knockout adjusts to life as an autobot, Ratchet grieves, and more. Spoilers for basically everything, great liberties taken with backstories.

Red-X stared down at Raven, growling. "Can't you fly or something?" Her large, childlike eyes just stared up at him and she giggled. Of all the things he could get stuck doing for the Titans, how was babysitting Raven under a spell one of them?

"The house was too empty." There were some aspects of Nini's story that Kya didn't share with her daughter.

Wherein Elias' wife sends him what might just be the cutest thing anyone at work has ever seen, and Gabriel isn't ever going to get to do his paperwork.

Rex and Ahsoka are on a secret mission to take out a Separatist weapon when disaster strikes. Rex is sent off to Kamino, but the medship carrying one hundred doomed clones never arrives. Includes graphic descriptions of battle scenes and romance. Not for young audiences. Features many canon favorite characters. Story continues on in both "Rex II" and "Ando."

Lamar reminds Franklin about the finer points of gang life. Franklin would have taken him more seriously if he hadn't broken into song.

What's this? Matau has gotten everyone Mata-chatroom accounts! What sort of internet chaos will ensure? Humanized!Bionicle, AU.

Originally just one fanfic- now several! Characters question the twists in the Star Wars saga (eg Padme about her death, Luke and Leia about their kiss in ESB). Complete, but kind of sort of up for adoption. Read inside.

An amnesiac in the attic, a war outside and Silena and Beckendorf in the middle of it all. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.

It's a hodge-podge family of unconventionals. Arrow Family. Zany's gift fic

The YJ's mentors got turned into babies! What would the YJ team do!

When Tim investigates the locked room near his and Dick's rooms, he learns a bit more of a boy who was never mentioned in the manor; Jason Todd, the lost Robin. Soon afterwards, a mysterious vigilante known only as "Red Hood" shows up in Gotham, who seems to know a lot about the deceased boy. However, any investigation must be put on hold due to a small problem; The Joker's loose.

Jinx swears that this has got to be the dumbest idea in the history of dumb ideas! Christmas plus teenage delinquents equals 'what could go wrong'. Yeah, don't ever ask that. Featuring the Hive Five and others. One-shot

"Jason! Roy! Wally! Get down from there!" Bruce yelled at the swinging children. "No way, José!" Wally yelled back. "Megan! Not you! Dick, get down from there right now! Conner, don't do that!" And Bruce looked at his only hope, his son Kaldur. "Want to join the fun?" And wise gray eyes looked back at him. "I believe you have enough problems already, father."

The mileage is high on these old Autobots as they rust away the day. Hope this brings ya a laugh. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)

G1 The Dinobots and their guardian, Repugnus, fight the medical staff for Snarl's life. Meanwhile, Snarl fights an internal battle against attempted possession by a Quintesson's ghost.

TFP Seaspray and Wheeljack are on their way to rendezvous and they chat and catch up some. Based on the small mention from Wheeljack in the episode Loose Canons. No warnings.

Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.

Starting high school is a hard thing but especially for the sons of the Prime! They and their friends are going to have to cope with all the problems of school life...

Captain Rex's armour has been stolen! The boys of the 501st are up to no good but they'd better make sure he can't pin it on them. Meanwhile the Captain is on the war path!

Barricade wants revenge for Frenzy's death and attacks Bumblebee when he has Sam, Mikaela, and Miles. Miles has a nervous laugh, meaning he laughs whenever he's extremely nervous/and or scared. Of course this would be when a Decepticon is attacking. Sam sighed, "He is literally the only person who could turn a Decepticon good through laughter." also in my Drabbles story collection

TF Prime. After discovering the truth about his origins, Knock Out forces Breakdown to confront the past. Final part of 'My happy ending' trilogy.

"See those masses of screaming girls, Loki? They're all your fangirls, just waiting for you to step out so they can mob you and maybe – but mostly likely – molest you. So you're essentially screwed. Ready to accept surrender?" Crack! Inspired by Artemis-aka-Diana's picture called Loki, Beware of Fangirls on DA. R&R!

What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.

Leshawna and Bridgette get into an argument. Their boyfriends need advice to stop it but from who? Gwen! But where is Gwen? In Duncan's dorm room! ...What are they doing in there? ...Read to find out!

TF Prime. With a little help from a ghost, Knock Out seeks to find out what lies within what organics call dreams. Sequel to 'My happy ending'.

"I'm Primus! Your Creator!" "Yeah and I'm a headless chicken from Mars." A/N: Where's the 'Primus' character tag!

TFP. Knock Out was the medic and Breakdown his assistant. Nobody understood the true nature of their relationship, but five minds from the past may have an idea.

Epps and Lennox weigh up how much sanity they will lose this year on the Autobot's annual Vacation...

This is a lesson the world gets when the Brotherhood and Deadpool get WAAAY too much sugar. Suck at summeries! I was writing this on a sugar high! REVIEW PLEASE!

Fruit Ninja is ever so addictive to normal people. What happens when our resident ninja gets a hold of the game? Fruit lovers beware; there will be carnage! One-shot! R&R!

A list in the common room. Goes from Marauder's Era to next gen. :

After making amends with his origins, Thundercracker is forced to deal with long hidden doubts that will lead him to question the Decepticon cause and look for his true identity. The biggest transformations happen inside. Sequel to my fic "Purple rain".

Sixty-four glimpses into the lives of the Combaticons ranging from happy and silly to serious.

50 sentences for Chromia

The latest installment to Kafeteria Kombat. The biggest food free-for-all of all time. But will Lunch Time survive the wrath of angry Elder Gods?

Zack's suffering from extreme boredom and comes up with a list of 350 things he can do...This can only mean trouble for everyone else. Crack, NO YAOI! Implied ZackxAerith and CloudxTifa.

Who am I? A poem written about a certain black and jacked character. My friend wrote it for English, he actually got a 100 on it too.

The twins finally revenge-prank Jazz on Halloween but a real terror arises that threatens their very lives. An ancient evil thought to exist only in legend has arisen-and its out for one sole purpose. His mission-to taint and darken the innocence of the youngest spark in the Autobot ranks-Bumblebee. COMPLETED! Please R&R! NO SLASH

This is what happens when you watch Shrek, read Romeo and Juliet again, and have a dream of Altair acting like a total goof. Aha.. Yeah.. I rate this M for how ridiculous it is and to be safe . Altair/Maria of course.

Blaise likes pranks, he's friends with the twins. He doesn't like being messed with and when Draco sticks his homework to his desk he does just that. Blaise's psychological prank warfare will be released. Draco won't know what's hit him. Blaise in 5th yea

Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.

Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.

Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".

TFA. Jetfire and Jetstorm aren't like other Autobots: but what burden can a pair of wings possibly amount to? Watching them celebrated on the battlefield and shunted away at home, Jazz knows all too well, even if Magnus' flying freaks don't have a clue.

TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.

A collection of one-shots including Will, Epps, Sarah, Annabelle, and sometimes Ironhide. Chapter 7: Sarah finally carries out her plan to drive Epps out of the house, but will it work?

Post-TF:TM, the mechs left behind have time for some introspection over what - and who - they've lost.

Random funny Ter/X friend one-shot. Rated for the usage of "hell" in the dialog of fighting teenagers, and mention to sexual content magazines and ... gays. LOL.... I warned you.

At last, the long awaited sequel to "Jazz's Bipolar Prank". It's the infamous prankster twins...and no one outpranks them and gets away with it! Please R&R! COMPLETE

AU--The Protectobots are caught up in the war far ahead of schedule, but how much will it cost them? First Aid pays the price for their first battle.

The Joes find out more about Quick Kick than they ever wanted to know.

Jazz finally decides to get even with the twins on Halloween night. NO SLASH! Please read and review!

Some people haven't learned their lesson . . .

Ratchet doesn't talk about the Great Wars. He doesn't talk about old friends turned traitor or acts of violence that scar 'bots for life... and he certainly doesn't talk about it to a tiny female organic, even if she IS a friend. Ratchet-Sari bonding! TFA

G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.

Draco Malfoy was an ordinary wizard, until he finds a book in his friends library. Now, a girl called Mary Sue is narrating his life, inaccurately and with a poorer vocabulary. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.

G1. Not even the ruthless and cruel Decepticons are exempt of certain male rituals. Warning: Robot nudity and lots of macho attitude!

It’s been eight years since the second Bang. Static and Gear are in Gotham hunting down a killer and the only other living Bang Baby is trying to keep his family out of the line of fire even as he's dragged straight into the heart of the blaze. Finished!

G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot

[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.

MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

G1ish: Brawl gets his Alternator upgrade. Run, Swindle, run.

Quick Kick and Short Fuse pester another victim for an interview and get more than they bargained for.

Ebon learns the hard way that it's not a good idea for Metahumans to drink chemicals they don't understand.

Despite popular appeal, Short Fuse and Quick Kick take to the airwaves again for an exclusive on Falcon and Jinx's relationship. They get more than they bargained for including a trip to the intensive care unit.

Quick Kick and Short Fuse interview everyone's favorite mine detector! Actually he's their only mine detector...

Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.