To Guest (7/21/14), Fives is dead, shot by Commander Fox in I think Season 5, and I have no idea where Rex and Kix are. Rex probably deserted, same as Kix. Or they both died sometime before Order 66. No one really knows. I'll probably write something about them later. And SgtNumnum (love your name, by the way) there are far better stories than this, but thank you all the same. Edit: Now expanded with a few unnamed younglings.

Epilogue Two: Jedi

Eight year old Ben Skywalker ran down the hall, clutching a datapad to his chest, grinning from ear to ear. The boy tried to stifle a cackle as he pounded on the door of his cousin Jacen Solo's room. He couldn't believe what he found in R2's memory bank. It was the funniest thing he's ever read, and he wanted to show someone.

"Jacen, open the door! You'll never believe what I found!" He called. After a moment, it opened. Jacen stood with an eyebrow raised and arms crossed.

"What, Ben?" The boy shoved the 'pad in the man's face. Jacen jerked his head back a little, then took it out of the kid's hand. "What's this?"

"I found a list of rules in R2's memory! They're hilarious! And R2 says they were all true!" Ben's grin grew wider, if that was possible. Jacen humored him and turned on the 'pad. As he read, a smile gradually spread until he was full on laughing.

"Wow. Those guys were crazy." He handed it back to Ben.

"Did you see the ones Grandpa Anakin wrote?" Jacen nodded, the smile still on his lips. "It's kind of weird to know he actually had a sense of humor."

"Yeah, it kind of is."

"I think one of the rules mentioned our grandma. Not by name. It talked about the senators." Ben tilted his head to look up at him. "Why couldn't he tell people they were married?" Jacen hesitated.

"The Jedi were different back then. Attachment, marriage, wasn't allowed." Except in a few cases, which is complete...calm down. Can't do anything about it now.

"Well, that's stupid." Ben said, making a face. Jacen laughed.

"I agree. That's what messed everything up, actually."

"What do you mean?"

Well, stang. He'd forgotten Ben didn't know exactly what caused the Old Republic, and the Jedi, to fall. He only found out recently himself, having talked to R2, who apparently knew his grandfather when he was Anakin Skywalker. That's one old droid...I wonder if Threepio knew him, too?

"Um, I'll tell you when you're older. Or your dad will." Ha. Perfect save. Ben pouted. The kid actually pouted.

"'S not fair." Jacen shrugged.

"That's how it goes. Sorry." Ben scowled. Then, to Jacen's amazement (and slight fear, feeling the mischievousness flowing off him in waves), the kid smiled. Quite evilly, he might add.This can't be good. "What are you planning?"

"Nothing. Nothing at all," Ben replied, all innocence. He turned and walked away with a "See ya!" thrown over his shoulder.

Ben headed to the younglings' training room, spotting a few of his friends.

"Guys, you gotta read this."

"What is it?" A female Twi'lek asked, taking the 'pad. The others crowded around her.

"Something I found in my dad's droid's memory. Read them." The kids obeyed. All were rolling when they finished.

"So," Ben began, taking the 'pad back. "You guys want to try out a few of those rules?"

And I'm finally done! Whoo! I'm assuming the twins eventually found out who their mother was and told their kids later on. I know Jacen is over ten years older than Ben, but I'm not sure of the exact number.

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EDIT 10/14/2015: I went back and added or fixed a few things. I'm still around, for now. I don't really feel like adding on to this, other than the one-shots, so if one of you wants to write something about Ben and his friends raising absolute hell, go ahead. You don't have to tell me, but just do the credit thing so no one accuses you of stealing.

Sidenote: Over 100 freaking favs?! O.O Holy shit, guys, is the list really that funny...? Also...REX LIIIIIIIIIVVVVESEEEESSS! FUCK YEAH! Ahem.

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EDIT 1/16/2016: If anyone goes to my profile, just pretend that's not there. I will not take back what I said, but I will continue writing fan fiction. Might actually get to write a list for Obi-wan and Cody's group...hmm...

None of these fucking kids are canon. Goddammit, Disney. WHY?