"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

A new Akatsuki joins the ranks! Everyone loves her! Written because I am sick and tried of all the OC's running around. Pure crack in it's highest form. Only for people who want a good laugh!

There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica

One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .

An engagement can be many things; a simple meeting, a deadly encounter, or the entanglement of two seperate lives, forever. The story of how Kakuzu met Hidan, ad discovered what a pain he was going to be.

A year's passed since the final battle of the Gurren Brigade. Viral's having trouble adjusting to civilian life, and a restlessness he's never felt before is driving him mad. Viral x Yoko

Kakuzu gets food poisoning, and apparently that makes him incapable of doing anything… at all. Slightly OOC.

Hidan and Kakuzu unravel the intricacies of bounty-hunting in a casino.

While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...

This night, however, fate was determined to show them that sleeping in the same room could not work when both occupants hated each other’s guts.

Kakuzu hated being a second wheel to Hidan. It was always the girls falling after that immortal jerk, and he had something to say about it. Rated M for cursing.

Kakuzu hates dealing with the aftermath of Hidan's and Deidara's fights.

Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.

Kisame wonders what Itachi could be so fidgity about. He's only going to be fighting Sasuke tomorrow; no big deal. Right?

because anything is worth money · slight kakuhida

What if Deidara needed his scope for more than just ranged fighting? Humour/Genfic with just a slight bit of crack. platonic!DeiTobi oneshot.

Life is a work in progress. Deidara's learning that the hard way...from a particularly annoying patron who doesn't seem to want to leave him alone. DeiTobi. AU.

Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!

Kurogane hates cookies. KuroFai.

Expressing my dislike for marysues in a Naruto context. The victims are Hidan and Kakuzu, enjoy.

[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.