XXXIV The Chaos Comes To An End

341. Appear to cloud wearing a pair of pink over sized novelty sunglasses and clown trousers and act as if he's always worn them

"What?" he asked when Cloud raised an eyebrow.

"...You're weird"

342. Barricade yourself in Angeal's bedroom claiming you have a women in there and his own room was a mess.

Very disturbed by even the thought of what was going on in there, he left the apartment to go get new bed sheets.

343. Challenge Aerith to a kissing contest

He was actually a little surprised that it worked, but he didn't complain.

344. Steal clouds clothes and sword replace with a rifle and grunt uniforms.

When he showed up to see his reaction Cloud just glared at him.

"What? I'm just making sure you don't steal my identity again..."

"Uh huh, sure."

345. Spread rumors that genesis is directing Loveless on ice.

When he heard them he took it as a challenge. It was the best show in Gaia of the year.

346. Walk around in a strait jacket

"Genesis tied you up again didn't he?" Angeal asked.

"Yeah..."

347. Lock Yuffie in Vincent's coffin

Vincent was just starting to fall asleep again when, THUMP!, Yuffie was suddenly dumped on top of him, and the coffin slammed shut.

"Hey Vincent!"

"..."

He was VERY tempted to just shoot her right then and there.

348. Dye Clouds hair silver in the middle of the night. The next morning, go to him and say that you were sorry because it was to late, and you couldn't save him. Proceed to disappear, and let him look in the mirror. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Well HE thought it was pretty funny watching his friend completely flip out, but Aerith and Tifa didn't. In short, he got a long lecture and bonked on the head from his girlfriend, and when he went to go apologize to Cloud Tifa slugged him right in the face.

349. Post signs in Cloud's room that say "Emo corner"

Cloud just rolled his eyes and began taking them all down and tossing them in the recycling bin, but quickly found out that he put them EVERYWHERE and also layered them.

350. Repeat.

"Please tell me you're kidding" Angeal told him.

"Yeah right, you think I made this list for nothing?"

Author's Notes

Yep, it's over now. I hope you all enjoyed this, and I'd like to thank every one of you that reviewed and gave me ideas. If I didn't get to all of your suggestions I'm sorry, but I was reading them and noticed that they'd actually fit well in Things Banned from ShinRa so I'll put them in there ok? I'm actually working on it right now, so it should be up soon ^_^

341-344: HazzaTL3

345: Zerowing 206

346-348: Sunny Lighter

349-350: Me