It is my understanding that profiles are meant to be little pages where we're supposed to tell everyone about ourselves... I'll try my best to do this.

I write stories, and try to make them not suck.

I'm not a man of very many words

I like Heavy Metal, Castlevania, and long walks on the beach.

I can be a sarcastic person

I guess by default I'm a Pokéshipper, but I don't like the term Pokéshipper.

Why?

Because out of all the "shippings" in Pokémon, this one is the only one that actually seems plausible to me.

Although, from what I understand Contestshipping seems pretty plausible, but I didn't watch Advance Generation.

I liked Spider-Man 3. Don't like it? Make a blog about it.

Sometimes I watch WWE as an ironic pleasure.

I'm still waiting for a good fanfic that gives the Teen Titans t.v. series a proper ending.

My hair is so long, that when people see me and my girlfriend holding hands from behind, they think we're lesbians.

I don't like X Factor, American Idol, or any other singing competition t.v. shows.

However, I do like Simon Cowell. I find his cynicism hilarious.

I'm watching Face Off on the Sci-fi channel as I'm typing this.

Did I say Sci-fi channel? I meant Syfy channel.

I didn't like the comic "Spider-Man: One More Day".

I hate it when people send me a text that just says "K"

I found Batman Arkham City to be a pretty badass game.

I think Pokémon Light Platinum is probably the best Pokémon game ever made... And it's a ROM Hack.

If you haven't played it yet, you should probably go play it.

But have some spare time on your hands, it took me like 70 hours to beat it.

I was really pissed when Death took all of my weapons in Castlevania Symphony of the Night.

But I thought he looked pretty badass, so I made his portrait my profile picture.

I think High School fics suck. There are no exceptions.

I like to spel things correctily.

That's why I use spell-check a lot... I'm not ashamed to admit this.

My ex-girlfriend is a bitch.

I think your pretty cool.

No, seriously, I think you're pretty cool.

I have a very irrational hatred for songfics. I love music, but I hate songfics. Nine times out of ten, they're really cheesy and really stupid. I don't hate anyone who writes them, just don't expect me to read them.

At this point, I'm realizing I might indeed be a man of many words.

I'm realizing I spent the last thirty minutes making this profile when I should be doing something productive...

Oh, and I guess I should also say that my profile name is Mr. M.Mars, and I have recently discovered an interest in writing higher quality, well told stories for the amazing (and occasionally disturbing) community of Fanfiction.net. I hope that all the work I deliver to you is of top quality, and the best work I have to offer.

I think that's all I have to say about myself, and if I offended you at any point in my profile, I'm sorry.

By the way, did I mention I'm a sarcastic person?