Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!

Harry proudly accepted the title of 'Dumbledore's man through and through' but how little does he, do we realize that Dumbledore was 'Harry's man through and through? Their years together, now through Albus's eyes, see the bond that these two share.

Harry and Ginny are somehow transported 8 years back in time. Now they find themselves trapped in their 15/14 year old bodies with their memories intact, surrounded by people who have been dead for years, and did I mention that Ginny is still pregnant?

The twins are back for their third year, unfortunately for them an old adversary is also back with a score to settle. Part three in a series - Part 1: Surviving The Weasley Twins, Part 2: The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai.

What happened at Hogwarts when the Boy Who Lived disappeared?

When Azzanadra took a trip to the Jaldraocht Pyramid, he didn't expect to end up as a bystander in his own head, on a mission to uncover something that's existence is entirely unconfirmed with a bunch of people he didn't like. Life can be cruel sometimes.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.

In the end Voldemort always comes back to Severus. Bellatrix is his most devoted follower, Lucius is his most useful... but Severus is Voldemort's mirror. DH oneshot.

A series of letters from characters to JKR and WB Studios concerning the movies. Chapter 39: Fat Friar.

A series of one-shots from the marvelously long and loving lives of Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley. A sibling piece to "Oh, Harry" and "Honestly, Ronald."

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

"At eight forty-nine at night, when mothers are kissing their babies and telling them to sleep tight, a crying, pregnant woman slowly makes her way to the doorstep of an orphanage she knows of just a few metres away." :: In which Merope finds the last strand of determination in her to keep fighting.

Frank Longbottom writes a letter for Neville to read at age twenty that explains the positive and negative consequences of having been a very impractical man.

James, Albus and Lily are demanding a bedtime story - one they haven't heard a thousand times before. With Beedle the Bard thoroughly exhausted, Harry decides it's time to bring out the tale of daring Prince Harry and the beautiful Princess Ginevra... Oneshot.

Professor McGonagall is convinced that leaving Harry in the Dursleys' care has been a bad idea, but needs proof before she can act. She decides that the best way to gather evidence is to watch his everyday life from the inside. What happens when, disguised as the family's new pet, she finds out exactly what is going on at Number 4, Privet Drive? - ADOPTED BY potterhead1997 -

Snatched from her loving home at the mere age of 2 months, Ginevra Weasley is raised as the Dark Lord's heir, destined to defeat the Chosen One. Renamed Virginia Snape, brought up by her 'father,' Severus Snape, and trained by Voldemort himself, she is taught differently than any Weasley before her. But when it matters most, can she rediscover her Weasley heart, or is it too late?

Harry Potter is presumed dead but is actually trained by the Dark Side surrounded by lies. Now its up to Harry to realize the purity in his heart and do what's right. Harry-Order fight, especially Weasleys. Light Dumbledore. eventual H/G depends on review

The innocence of childhood can be not recreated by any means currently available. But it can be approached when you share some of those precious, golden moments with your child. Moments from the childhood of your favorite HP characters and their parents.

Harry gets a little help preparing for his wedding from Ron and Molly, and Ginny doesn't necessarily approve of their "improvements" on her husband-to-be.

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

Albus Potter always knew his dad was special. But he never expected this. As he embarks on the adventure of his first year at Hogwarts with his best friends Rose and Scorpius, he'll discover truths about his family he'd never have dreamed of.

Harry is having girl trouble, and doesn't know who to talk to. HP/RL bonding, HP/GW pairing with a very subtle hint of RL/NT. Enjoy! R&R

Letters, notes, and, of course, the occasional nudging of consciences fly during the summer between GoF and OotP. Is that romance in the air? Or perhaps it's just that speeding Bludger Gred and Forge enjoy teasing Ron about. HP/GW

A prelude of sorts to "Smile, Harry!", which will be up soon. "Ginny honestly hadn't expected such a fuss to be made - after all, she only wanted to send a letter!" Rated for creative threats and slight language. Ron/Ginny brother/sister, Harry/Ginny ship

All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.

Set in Harry's sixth year. One-shot. Harry and Ginny stay up all night. Babbling ensues. Somewhere in between Harry realizes that he's comfortable talking to Ginny. "Babbling isn't as easy as I make it out to be, you know." "You could sure fool me."

A young Fred and George are examining their recently acquired Marauders' Map when the discover something both shocking and terrifying. Who was that sleeping with Percy? And who was Peter?

Chicago, 1988. Tempe, 14 year old foster child. Seeley, 16 year old jaded junior. Can these two help each other and change each other's lives? BB, of course.

Five moments where Ginny Weasley helps Harry and the others during their Horcrux search and in the final battle, without anyone realizing. Set during DH and based on canon events, these are a series of missing moments revealing Ginny's vital hidden role.

Ginny Potter will always be grateful for what her mother-in-law and father-in-law did for her so many years ago. So every Halloween, she actually gets to show it.

Molly settles an argument and unwittingly starts the twins on their favorite joke. Oneshot, Humor, Purely for Fun and 'Aw'ing over little Fred and George.

Draco Malfoy finds an iPod. Hilarity ensues. New take on sonfics.

Harry isn't the only one who helped Fred and George achieve their dream of running a joke shop.

This is the story of Shannon and Kelly Gibbs. It is not case-centric; it's family focused. Gibbs makes a brief appearance; so does Mike Franks. It's a glimpse into the last-few days of their lives. Rated for some violence towards the end. Short MC.

By Mordicus Egg: Have you ever wondered what other Wizarding schools are like? Are you interested in knowing more about fellow Witches and Wizards over-seas? Then this book is for you! -a summary of wizarding schools all over the world-

In an argument when Skipper question's Julien's 'kingness', Julien mentions a Judith. A few days later a crate shows holding three lemurs, Judith, Madison and Mandy. Private, Marlene and the lemurs are wary...

Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.

"You should never die on an empty stomach." - Harry and Ginny, in one stolen moment during the Final Battle.

Lily Evans is pretty, intelligent, vivacious… and accused of murder. James Potter is privileged, arrogant, and conceited… and her best chance at avoiding Azkaban. If only he wasn't convinced of her guilt.

A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."

When Oliver asks Professor McGonagall to return Harry's Firebolt, the conversation does not go as smoothly as Oliver hoped and forces him to think about what really is worth dying for...Set during Prisoner of Azakaban.

About three things we are absolutely positive: First, vampires CAN tap-dance. Second, flashy costumes make the glitter that much prettier. And third, music makes anything ten times better. Written for twi-hards and twi-haters alike!

A wandering man is lost, and has given away his script. Spotting a main character, he stops him and asks if he knows where the man is supposed to be going. Crack poetry oneshot. No slash.

Poor Lord Voldemort has fallen to the common Muggle cold. Now, it's up to his two most loyal, devoted Death Eaters to make him well...it's not going to be as easy as it sounds. Work in Progress. R&R!

Sentenced to Azkaban for murdering Quirrell, Harry bands together with Sirius and later, Ginny, to bring the weirdest, most unqiue Azkaban story. With all those Quidditch posters in their cell, Albus won't know what hit him. It's Azkaban...Marauder Style!

"You've got to be kidding me." Waking up in a fairy tale world was the least of their problems.

On the life of one Metamorphmagus called Nymphadora Tonks. Canon.

I am the very model of a major Harry Potter fan.

My take on an old classic... the Weasley boys have a "talk" with Harry about their sister. ONESHOT

We officially love James Potter. The doctors say we have been diagnosed with James Potter Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or JPOCD

Voldemort is gone, but Tom Riddle is back - and his mission is to destroy Harry. This was written for the Takingitinturns exchange on LiveJournal. Thank you to Flyingcarpet for beta-reading.

Ginny told Charlie's friend, Darryl, that she's seeing someone, but he thinks she's lying to appease her overprotective brothers. She guesses he'll have to meet her boyfriend for himself... and suffer the consequences.

Harry, you asked the exact question I wanted to ask - 'what would spoiled, pampered, bullying Dudley have been forced to hear' when faced with the Dementors?

no slash, crack! In which Uther finds something that may just help him eradicate magic forever... A MR. CLEAN MAGIC ERASER! MUHAHAHA!

Harry is filled with insightful guidance that he shares with his friends and family. A series of chapters where Harry is married to Ginny and shares his advice with anyone who asks.

Early one morning, Ron and Hermione have a heated but hushed discussion over Ginny's sleeping arrangements. It does not go quite as planned... One-shot.

It's back! More bugging Snape on the elevator! Sequel to Snape's Elevator Adventures.

When Ron and Harry got into their fight while out hunting Horcruxes, Hermione ran after Ron leading to some unintended consequences. Even with the best of intentions, things can still go wrong.

Sometimes, Harry thought Ginny could see through the Invisibility Cloak. One-shot.

George gives his speech at Harry and Ginny's wedding. NOBODY expected it. I can't tell you more without ruining it for you.

They're still here. -A quiet moment between Harry and Ginny in the dark at the Burrow turns into something more. One-shot.

What are Bill, Charlie, Fred, and George's reactions when they find out Ginny and Harry are dating. Some language. One-shot

What happens when Albus is bored and Ginny is in the mood to cause trouble. A silly dialogue only one-shot.

This is a one-shot of the Weasley Brothers the summer before the seventh book, and what possibly could have happened when they found out about Ginny's relationship with Harry after the fact! Please read, enjoy, and REVIEW! Rating for 1 or 2 words...

Ginny never expected Christmas dinner to be so quiet, so empty. Oneshot set during DH, with mentions of Ginny/Harry.

During story time at the Burrow little Ginny Weasley announces she will marry Harry Potter, a few of her brothers are a bit doubtful.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

What was it about Harry that made Professor McGonagall want to break the rules and allow him to play Quidditch in his first year? Was it his flying ability? His reputation? Or was it even about him?

Draco loves Ginny who is happily married to Harry. What will happen when Draco finally gets the courage to go to the Burrow and confess his feelings? THIS IS FOR HUMOR'S SAKE ONLY! Co-written with my best friend Natalie!

As stated by Rev. Alden: "We're only finite. God is infinite in his wisdom. I can only tell you that your daughter was chosen for a very special reason." Pa's prayers were answered: Mary is sighted and married to Seth. But what about Adam?

"All he wanted, right at this moment, was to break the man who had broken the woman he loved." Booth fills Max in on what his abandonment cost Bones. My first Bones Fic. Don't own them but oh, how I wish I did.

If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?

Love was the power Voldemort knew not. As I kissed Ginny Weasly senseless I knew that if Voldemort was to come right then, he wouldn't win. Harry and Ginny Fluff, Fluff. Fluffity Fluff. Got to love it

The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.

He knew Sirius Black was looking for him, and he'd cause a huge scene in the middle of the street. But little was the man to know that Peter was about to cause one of his own. Ah, Sirius, he thought snidely. I'll finally prove my worth to you!

Ron and Hermione are kidnapped and they decide to show Voldemort that Harry isn't the only thorn in his side. Major RXHer with a little HXG at the end.

Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.

From the producers of Secrets of the Barrows Brothers comes The Gods' Show, where we find out all the secrets of the six gods of RuneScape... Not that they want us to tell people that... WARNING: NOW THOROUGHLY OUTDATED, but still mildly amusing.

Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. He just wanted to rule the world - is that too much to ask? Instead, he has to deal with incompetant Death Eaters, pitchy high notes...and don't forget about crazy Bellatrix Lestange! You know the story...or do you?

This is the story of a kooky reporter who decided to delve into the very murky waters of Iban's origins. She's not really sure she found anything, but you can make your own conclusions, and maybe even get to meet a few rather odd characters along the way.

Something's going on in the Potter household, and James Sirius is just the person to find out what it is. Next Gen, but with a good healthy dose of H/G fluff.

Tom Riddle is delighted to find another victim writing in his diary...but this one seems strangely knowledgable about his life. with a sinking feeling Tom faces the fangirlish Mary Sue who seems convinced that he is her sweetheart.. TR/V and Mary Sue

What exactly will happen when Sirius decides to help Harry entrance Ginny with his magnificent advice on how to get girls to fall for you? Much hilarity, friendship, fun, embarrassment and romance, that's what!

Bill acts as a go between for Harry and Ginny while Harry is at Shell Cottage. One Shot.

Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.

“You want to marry Ginny.” It was not a question, it was a statement. Harry sat for a minute, staring at the man, his breath hitched in his throat. Harry nodded just slightly.

Set before the fateful Quidditch game of HBP...a secret meeting is going on in the Hufflepuff Prefect's bathroom, that involves a certain red-headed witch. **Completed**

Hermione reads a textbook, Ron plays chess, and oh yeah, why's Harry calling Ginny by her last name? Harry/Ginny hinted Ron/Hermione.

In which the Brotherhood of Weasley has a little chat about a certain Mr. H Potter, and recieves some free advice from an unexpected source. Takes place during DH, Harry/Ginny.

What happens when Luna meets Voldemort......

If you were wondering why Harry was so afraid of Ron, while he was lusting after Ginny for all these weeks before he finally kissed her, here's the answer. HBP compliant

All Snape wants to do is get home by taking the elevator, but several people are showing up and giving him long detours.

While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!

HBP Missing Moment. Remus recognizes similarities between Harry and James, including taste in girls. The Weasleys end up wondering if Harry could ever be suave or a model and ask questions about him, Cho and who he wants now. One-shot. Pre HG - Christmas.

Harry and Ginny had a good reason for not showing any sign of love when they dropped off the boys at the Hogwarts Express. They had just wanted to win their daughter a little money. After all, she was the only child who believed her parents' self control.

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

What really happened to Arnold the Pygmy Puff?

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Fred's Final request from his family. Cannon following DH

James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead

In a detention in the dungeons, Harry and Ginny get locked up...with Professor Snape. Interesting outcome.

EDITED/EXTENDED. Harry is back at the Burrow at the beginning of the Deathly Hallows. He is with Ginny when Fred and George walk in on them! Oneshot. First fanfic!

The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.

You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

The Weasley brothers find an unusual picture while searching Ginny's room... Set in the summer before Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.

Ginny and Harry get stuck in a confectionary factory once owned by the Weasley twins. There they must face giant chocolate frogs, killer Bertie Bott Beans, carnivorous Pumpkin Pasties and their biggest fear: their feelings for one another! (EDITED 11/2013)

Ron studies. No, not his school work, he studies the effects of one Ginny Weasley, his sister, on the great Harry Potter. HPB oneshot.

When baby Ginny is first born, how do the Weasley twins react?

DH missing scenes, Ginny's POV. In the course of the final battle, Ginny learns how precious the gifts of life, love and the right to have them freely, can be. HG

Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]

Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.

Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE

Harry decides to help Ginny recover from her experience in the Chamber of Secrets, causing a special bond to form between them. Rating is for violence in the later chapters. A French translation called Si tu peux l'aider is being written by Sined

So if Snape really is responsible for the capture and murder of Emmeline Vance, does that not mean that he IS evil after all? My take on what could have happened just before JKR's HBP. Warnings: Character Death

Ginny Weasley takes some friendly advice on how to be a hero's one true love.

AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.

Harry goes to a flower shop to find the flowery scent he smelled from the love potion in Slughorn’s dungeon. What happens when Ginny enters the shop too? Will Harry figure out the scent?

Harry and Ginny walked out of the Common Room, leaving behind a bewildered Ron, and a very touched Hermione. [HBP Missing Moment]

The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

Ron was to use a tactic recommended by Fred and George to get a hint of how Hermione feels about him. Thanks to Ginny and Harry, this only confused him that he ended up confessing in a very, er..confusing way. One shot a bit long, but worth it, I promise!

We all know how Harry felt about his kiss with Ginny in Book 6, but what were Ginny's thoughts as the event unfolded? And what exactly did they do afterward on the grounds? An HBP missing moment.

Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic

Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.

Is Voldemort really a big evil Dark Lord? Are Lily and James really dead? Meet the prankster Tom Riddle. OneShot.

Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.

What happened when Fred and George found out that Ginny and Harry were going out? A funny, all dialogue piece, very short.

HBP Missing Moment. Exactly why did Harry receive a number of Bludger injuries during Quidditch practice? There was only one person to blame: Ginny Weasley.

What exactly is James' worst fear? A Boggart reveals. JamesLily. One shot.

“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!

What is behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries, and how will this help Harry to finally defeat Voldemort? One thing is certain: Voldemort will never be the same again.

Bellatrix and Lockgart meet, and no good can come out of it. This is in response to an old challenge by Tikvah Ariel. complete

Harry reflects upon some of the friendly moments he and Ginny shared

When the Weasley house falls down and needs to be repaired, the whole family is invited to stay at Hogwarts. How will the school cope in the sticky hands to the twoyearold Weasley twins?

James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT

When Draco and Ron are trapped in a broom closet, they discuss the romantic possibilities of Harry and Ginny. You know you're intrigued.

Harry can't wait to play the Playstation Mr. Weasley has just brought home, but when an sad and unexpected visitor comes in the night, feelings erupt and Spyro...runs into a tree.

"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic

[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.

Eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves, Ron Weasley." One-shot.

James Potter was suave, cool, and collected. He was never clumsy, and he never stuttered...He was also no idiot. That, however, may not be said for his friends...Specifically one Sirius Black. [ONESHOT]

Harry's mind hates him as he drowns in memory of that fateful night at the Department of Mysteries. It's going to take a strong-willed Weasley to snap him out of it. HarryGinny fluff. Most likely a two shot. Rated for language.

At the end of the summer before her fifth year, the twins offer Ginny one of their new products: a Forget Me Do Chew, a troublesome little sweet that she's all too tempted to use on Harry...HG oneshot with some RH! Written before HBP's publication.

Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...

Harry has wanted to tell Ginny how he feels for a long time. He doesn't have the courage to do it when she's awake, but one night when he finds her asleep he begins to talk. HG Fluff - Complete!

A ball is upon Hogwarts once more. Harry desperately wants to ask Ginny, but will he succeed before it's too late? A oneshot with fluff and humor! Mostly HG with some RH. Written Pre HBP.

When Ginny is taken to the Chamber of Secrets, her brothers learn just how a broken heart feels.

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

When karma strikes, it drives a person to insanity. Harry Potter learns it the hard way. OotP spoilers!

Lily and James adjust to married life, with their best friends attempting to help. Alas, Sirius' definition of help is 'behave as insanely as possible'. Sequel to Meet the Parents.

After being defeated in the Chamber of Secrets, Voldemort reflects on all the things he'll do to Harry. *Dark*

The twins decide to set up Harry and Ginny. So they try their hand at making potions. This is a one-shot fic.

Lucius Malfoy, as we all know, is capable of some downright evil deeds. But no one ever expected...this. Includes a horrified Narcissa, a rather rowdy Dumbledore, and a Dark Lord who just wants his mummy.

Ginny comes facetoface with a Boggart and realizes that not all fears can be laughed away.

In PoA Ginny gives Harry a singing get-well card. This is the missing scene, and then a sort of follow-up two years later.

Four years after getting hit with the memory charm Mr. Magical Me himself is back! And, with no idea he is a wizard, is looking for a job. Muggles beware, Gilderoy could be working at YOUR local salon. *COMPLETE*

Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.

The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.

Takes place during CoS. One of the many adventures of Hogwarts' most adored DADA teacher: the one and only Gilderoy Lockhart!

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

Epilogue added 22 April Ginny Weasley becomes the new Gryffindor Chaser and the voices in Harry's head take over.