Sometimes lying is all you can do to make someone feel better.

Blaise Zabini is eight years old when he witnesses his first murder.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.

HPGW. When Harry reacts to her mother's 'hints' at the subject of marriage with a less than flattering bolt for the door, Ginny is less than impressed. Never mind that she has no desire to walk up the aisle herself.

You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...

Trying to balance a job at the hospital with Tsukino Usagi at home requires a head full of patience and...a little distinction. So when an up and coming baby threatens to meld the two worlds together, can Doctor Chiba become Daddy Chiba on demand? Rvsd!

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

Things didn't turn out quite the way Severus had planned.

When Remus leaves, Tonks starts to fall apart. With the unexpected help of Snape she begins to pull herself back together, but is left wondering how to move forward and how to help Remus when he keeps pushing her away. HBP sequel to The Rookie & Drifting

Summer before book 6, events of dawn and early morning following a full moon. Lupin checks in with a fellow member of the Order of the Phoenix after his transformation.

Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.

Arthur Weasley's first day at the Ministry.

All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!

Archive no.11. A damaged copy of the bestselling romance novel Tamer of her Heart, authored by romance novelist Fifi LaFolle. Rating higher than usual. Beware!

A long conversation between Albus Dumbledore and Igor Karkaroff that, regrettably, never took place.

::Oneshot - written after book 6:: We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...

In an attempt to modernise, the Island of Sodor gets its own tiny army squadren. The only problem is that the military vehicles have left their brains back at the battlefield, so to speak. How on earth will the engines cope?

Herpo the Foul, basilisk breeder of yore, winds up unconscious and nibbled by gnomes behind the Burrow. Ginny really finds Parselmouths in the oddest places, doesn't she?

MWPP: A shopping trip in Knockturn Alley leads Wormtail to consider the possibilities of power.

Luna must have seen someone die to have seen the thestrals.

“We’ve set up Headquarters somewhere undetectable. It’s taken a while…” Remus Lupin to Harry in OotP - Here's the story of the rebuilding of the Order, bridging the gap between GoF and OotP from Sirius's point of view - all canon. COMPLETE!

A saga of the Potterverse in the 19th Century. Opens at Hogwarts in 1855, with the Dumbledore brothers and Julius Marvolo, grandfather of Tom Riddle. Pre-HBP AU. Muggle-born Dumbledores. No Gaunts.

It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?