Oh my gosh, this is HILARIOUS! And everyone perfectly in character! Lockhart's DID ME IN, I tell you!
(Dumbledore's joke: I know what happens in it. The dragon eats the chicken. But I don't get how that's funny?)

Hilarious! I love it. Only you can write like this...

ja ja ja ja .. super great!

Very original story idea! I enjoyed it a lot. All their responses are perfectly in-character, can totally imagine them saying it. Some that I especially like are Mad-Eye Moody's, Fleur's, Bellatrix's and Umbridge's! Absolutely brilliant story!

Lol! This was amazing! Weasley Twins, Ron, Dumbledore, Bane were too good! Love it :D

Severus, Umbridge and Bellatrix

I laughed so hard when I read the teachers' part! Definitely Umbridge, Snape, McGonagall, Moody, Voldemort and Dumbledore were the best. You did a great job with this.

The chicken is suicidal. "The other side" is a euphemism for the afterlife. Its a play on words. The chicken may want to get to the other side of the road and have a party, but the suicidal chicken wants to be run over by oncoming traffic and get to the other side.

These responses are so very much in character

This made me giggle, I'm really not someone who is prone to giggling.)

This was too funny. Seriously too funny.
I laughed my ass off xD
CHICKENS!

That. Is. PRICELESS.

Seriously, that's just a hilarious piece of writing. xD Everyone's PERFECTLY in character, and through only a spot of dialogue! :O That's hard to do, but you did it excellently, and just... The responses were top, deffo.

My favs were Snape's, Fleur's, and Firenze's and Bane's. Not only am I glad you remembered the centaurs, but there was actually a hint of angst there, what with Bane's response coming as a direct remark against Firenze's. :'))))

In short, bloody brilliant!

-mew-tsubaki B)

This was genius! Everyone was so spot on! I was expecting Snape's to be snarkier though :p

Trelawney made me Lmfao, so funny

awesome!