Reviews for 190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
thereisaredeemer chapter 19 . 6/30
Will you be writing more? Please do, you bring a little more good laughter into people’s homes.
thereisaredeemer chapter 18 . 6/30
When I read the books a few years ago I always wondered why no one ever flew up the girls stairs. Not that they should, but why no one had ever thought of it. During that snippet I could not stop laughing. The whole reason they did it was to slide back down! I also liked 550.
thereisaredeemer chapter 17 . 6/30
Pig Latin! Ha ha ha! You’re great at this, you know that?
thereisaredeemer chapter 12 . 6/29
The last one, who made it up? It is ingenious. As for an idea...what about:
I shall not slip two random students Polyjuce potion to make them look like me and then pretend that it was them who dropped a glitter bomb in the Great Hall while I appear to be innocent.
thereisaredeemer chapter 11 . 6/29
357 and 358 were definitely my favorites, I laughed so hard!
thereisaredeemer chapter 10 . 6/29
I can't find my review so maybe I didn't accidentally post it. If I didn't (and if I did) this is the idea I have:
I shall not use pink muggle spray-paint to write the words 'MALFOY IS A LAKEY OF HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED' in the great hall to frighten first years.
thereisaredeemer chapter 9 . 6/29
I loved 245, 253, and 254. I am also beginning to think that this story gets funnier the longer it gets. Oh, and I only just noticed that you began this in 2008. Wow, I cannot imagine 12 years of writing on fic.
By any chance do you not have the rule:
I shall not use pink muggle spray-paint to write the words '
thereisaredeemer chapter 8 . 6/29
My favorite from this chapter is 229. They definitely deserved it.
thereisaredeemer chapter 7 . 6/28
I totally loved the last one!
thereisaredeemer chapter 3 . 6/28
Comical! I liked the last especially.
thereisaredeemer chapter 2 . 6/28
I can’t stop laughing.
thereisaredeemer chapter 1 . 6/28
Oh, so hilarious!
Why chapter 1 . 5/14
Why is this a thing? Why is it so perfect? XD. This is just hilarious.
Meloncider chapter 19 . 3/23
I will not attempt to perform any prank I see in any book muggle or wizard
I will not attempt to persuade anyone or anything or peeves to perform any prank I've seen read or done before
I will not attempt to say any knock knock jokes to professor umbridge especially not : knock knock, who's there, you know, you know who, that's right AVADA KEDAVRA!
I will not attempt to clone peeves
I will not attempt to find another basilisk to petrify mrs norris and filch
I will not attempt to polyjuice myself into one of the teachers so that I can sit at their table
I will not attempt to teach myself or anyone parseltongue by filling up the common room with hissing snakes
I will not attempt to get muggle communication devices such as phones to communicate in detentions
I will not attempt to put a flock of live birds or 30 snakes in umbridge's bag so that they attack her when she opens it
I will not attempt to bring dogs to school and sell them to 1st years
I will not attempt to change the school book list to muggle story books
I will not attempt to sell failed skiving snackboxes cheap to anyone
I will not attempt to persuade the house elves to change all the foods in the opening feast to sweets, chocolate, butterbeer, firewhiskey and carrotsticks
I will not attempt to try taking pictures of myself in the middle of a polyjuice potion transformation
I will not attempt to use polyjuice on any of my teachers in the middle of any feast
I will not attempt to test any product on anyone including slytherins
I will not attempt to persuade the house-elves to dress up as gladiators and have a fight in the great hall at breakfast even if they enjoy it
I will not attempt to persuade 1st years that for the sorting you need to know different spells from the standard book of spells grade 3 and actually teach it to them
I will not attempt to apply CPR on somebody who's been stupefied
I will not attempt to make everyone receive spiders during owl post
I will not attempt to persuade the house-elves to transfigure all the slytherin desserts to mud pies that look like chocolate tarts
I will not attempt to ask any professor to pull out a rabbit from their hats
I will not tell professor Umbridge that the giant squid is better looking than her
I will not tell professor umbridge that one of the centaurs has a crush on her
I will not attempt to tell the 1st years that the restricted section of the library is the only part of the library where you are allowed to eat
I will not attempt to rewrite all of Hermione's books wrong so that she fails her next homework
Kawisdom chapter 1 . 12/30/2019
The first years as ornaments thing could have gotten the twins killed if Snape got there first. Luckily the first Professor on the scene was McGonagall.
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