Really, Avocado?

Ok, I was reading this on the train and everybody was looking at me like I'm crazy because I was LMAOing the whole time. This is hysteric - and brilliant! It is most definitely the best HP crackfic I've ever read.

hey there
Love this oneshot, it was just the thing I needed to make me grin.
nice writing, and expecto pineapple!
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Best thing ever. Thank you!,!,!,

Thank you. The first story of yours that I read was "You Promised" and it was almost too sad for me to want to read more of your work. But it was such good writing that I decided to read a few more. I'm so glad I did, I can't help but notice that comedy is where you shine. So, thank you for being brilliant and hilarious :)

Okay, so that was surprisingly hilarious. I'm usually wary of fics which are absolute parodies, but this was really good! The humour was flawless and I loved Harry and Voldemort's conversation about when they are free to kill/be killed. The twist ending was amazing!

This fan fiction is bound to put a smile on anyone's face. Sure, is utterly ridiculous and unrealistic, but so, so hilarious.

funny! good job

And not only was the story bloody awesome, I am here staring at the advertisement to the left of the review box and it has a pic of an avocado cut open while the banner states '3 harmful foods to avoid.'

THIS WAS WRITTEN AGES AGO OH MAN BUT—This is hilarious! I love how Voldy and Harry are so casual with each other HAHAHHAA, especially loved the bits about the jelly in the fridge and checking their diaries! Great job!

I'm laughing so much that I can't breath!

So funny!
I loved it!

OMG voldemort and aunt petunia! LOLOLOLOL!

hilarious

Sooooooooo funny!
Great ending and plot.

That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read