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I've been writing there for the last four years, as Archive of Our Own is much more welcoming to writers and creativity than the giant coal heap that is FFnet. I learned a lot on this website, but A03 has pushed my writing into much higher levels. I'd be glad to see you there!
(Also its sorting algorithm is second to freaking NONE and I love it.)

I've been here for thirteen years now! Thank you to all my lovely readers/reviewer who have kept my interest in doing this! And thanks to all the great writers that I can't stop reading!!

So, as the above line says, I've been here for 13 years. I've done much growing in 13 years, and it shows in my writing. The older the piece, the lesser the quality. Please be aware of that. However, I will not take said pieces off the web, as they show my roots and where I have taken inspiration.

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5/17/07

The Eventual Truth

The Eventual Truth is that the meaning of the universe is 42 and that "The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" is real. Little white mice do rule the world and we are just puppets. Marrionettes with the strings of Time attached to our hands, feet and head. Our manipulator controling us high above our Earthly stage. Is out exploration of space really the universe trying to understand itself, or is it the unearthly tyrant blowing a raspberry and pointing? A tyrant who is just a child in the big picture of things. For why would an adult cause such pain and suffering to its creation?

Maybe it is the adult who is more immature than the child. The adult is unable to do anything without violence, while only the child can see the better solution.

-By Isis the Sphinx.

Quotes, from either real life or fiction:

"It went poof." ~me

"There are many different ways to die, not all of them are the way you think" ~me

"I ate it."~best friend

"Where's the remote?"~Mom "Somewhere,"~Me.

"Fantastic!" Doctor Who, 11th season.

"I'm the Doctor." Doctor Who. Pick a season, it's said.

Dalek: Am I alone in the Universe?

Doctor: Yes.

Dalek: So are you. ~Imprisoned Dalek to Doctor in "Dalek"

"Hmm...Coffee and tacos. So disgusting it just might work."~Gilmore Girls

"What is an Oprah?"~Teal'c, from Stargate SG-1

"O'Neill. Spell it with two L's!" And he holds up three fingers...~Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1

"Feed me!"~The plant in 'Little Shop of Horrors'.

"Yami smirked. 'Despite what Seto Kaiba may think, we have better things to do than be at his beck and call for Duels. The last time I checked, I did not have 'Property of KaibaCorp Research' stamped on my arse, and neither did you.'

Yugi giggled. "I think I'd've noticed if he tried that. --He's not going to leave us alone for long, though."~Yugi and Yami from "The College Years. The Different Story."

"Uh-huh. And I should be scared, why?"

"I'm gonna have a chocolate ice cream bar in one minute. ONE MINUTE!" Shane, from Survivor Season spring 2006. God, was that funny...

Yugi: "No Joey, wild mushrooms are poisonous!"
Mai: "So do us all a favor, and let him eat it!"

"In my dungeon, in my castle, in my realm, the only one who makes threats is me." Pegasus

Pegasus: "Oh, certainly Keith, I'll do whatever you say! Just give my body a moment to recover from the complete paralysis that your terrifying demands have shot me into!"
Keith: "All right wise guy, I'll give you till the count of three!"
Pegasus:laughing smile: "One two three!" :opens a trap door under Keith with his foot, sending him falling into the ocean:

Pegasus:"There is a bright side to having fossilized monsters, they make fine paperweights." :evil laughter. Yami Yugi remains silent.: "Hmmm ... tough crowd."

"Curse you Yugi Muto! You and your Kuribohs!"

This is all from the movie

Narrator: "Even eternity doesn't last forever." The narrator from Yugioh, The Movie.

Yugi:running for his poor dear life:
Tristan and Joey:in unison: "Yugi?"
Yugi:runs past them: "TALK LATER! RUN NOW!"
Joey: "What's with him?" :He and Tristan turn around to see a gang of mummies running towards them:
Tristan and Joey: "ZOINKS!" :Both run away:

"Anubis is gone. No one could return from a defeat so thoroughly devastating as that! Well ... no one but Kaiba that is ... I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?"

Tea: "Yugi?"
Yugi:opens eyes after having a vision of the future: "Tea... Would you read me the story about the bunny?"
Tea: "...I'm gonna pretend that's the concussion talking and forget about it..."

Kaiba:after duel with Pegasus: "That's all, folks."

More quotes, but from random places in the series... Kaiba: "Nooooooooooo!"

Pegasus: "Nooooooooooooo!

Yugi: "Nooooooooooooooo!

Yami Bakura: "Nooooooooooooooo!"

Joey: "Noooooooooooooooo!"

Ishizu:thinking: Destiny is served.

Rebecca: "Mmm. Goodbye cutie!" :kisses Yugi's cheek, making him blush:
Tea: "Grrrrr."

Mokuba: "Tell your stupid lizard to spit out my brother before I force him!"

Army Commander: "Now in the name of our king, we must fight to protect the peace!"

Mana: "I smell trouble!" :roar close by: "Now I hear trouble!"

Young Sugoroku Mutou: "In fact, if I ever lose a game ... then I'll exchange my tux for denim overalls and collect years instead of chips ..."

"You better make good on your promise to restore my brother. Because if you don't, I'll take great pleasure in separating your soul from your body in my own way!"

"All right Yugi. It's time to sink or swim."

Kaiba:after he awakens his dragon: "All right, I'm just about ready to wake up from this dream."
Dark Magician Girl: "Now join forces."
Kaiba: "Anything to shut you up."

Yami: "Say something!"
Kaiba: "Don't screw up!"

Babylon 5 quotes:

Kosh: They are alone. They are a dying people. We should let them pass.

Sinclair: Who- the Narn or the Centauri?

Kosh: Yes.

2

Ivanova: Mr. Garibaldi, you’re sitting at my station, using my equipment. Is there a reason for this or should I just go ahead and snap your hands off at the wrist?

2

Franklin: You’re a pessimist.

Ivanova: I’m Russian. We understand these things.

2

Londo to Vir: What do you want, you moon faced assassin of joy?

2

Ivanova: Don’t- you’re too young to experience that much pain.

2

Tu’Pari: Are you Ambassador G’Kar?

G’Kar: This is Ambassador G’Kar’s quarters. This is Ambassador G’Kar’s table. This is Ambassador G’Kar’s dinner. What part of this progression escapes you?

2

Kosh: We take no interest in the affairs of others.

2

Ivanova: Mr. Garibaldi, there are days I’m very glad I don’t have to think the way you do.

2

Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

2

Ivanova: I think I’ll just walk to and fro for a while, maybe over to my console. After that, maybe I’ll try pacing to and fro, you know, just for the kick of it.

2

Londo: How much justice can you afford?

2

G’Kar: The Universe is run by the complex weaving of three elements- energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

2

Kosh to Morden: Leave this place. They are not for you. Go. Leave. Now.

2

Ivanova: Why does my mouth always taste like old carpet in the morning?

Computer: Unknown. Checking medical log.

2

Sinclair: Morning Lieutenant Commander. Problem sleeping?

Ivanova: Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up- that is the problem. I’ve always had a hard time getting up when it’s dark outside.

Sinclair: But in space it’s always dark.

Ivanova (with feeling) I know, I know.

2

Morden: I’m not allowed to leave until you answer my question-so, what do you want?

2

When the station hasn’t blown up.

Ivanova: No “boom” today. “Boom” tomorrow. There’s always a “boom” tomorrow.

2

Sinclair: Enough people have played with my brain enough this year.

2

Ivanova: On your way back I’d like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra: Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova’s recommendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out.

2

Dr.Traski: What better way to go out than in the cause of advancing scientific knowledge?

Ivanova: Is this a multiple-choice question, because I have some ideas.

2

Ivanova, concerning Captain Pierce: Worst case of testosterone poisoning I’ve ever seen.

2

Zathras: You take-Zathras die. You leave-Zathras die. Either way, it is bad for Zathras.

2

Kosh: And so it begins. You have…forgotten something.

2

Londo: This is like being nibbled to death by…what are those earth creatures called- feathers, long bill, webbed feet, go “quack”?

Vir: Cats.

Londo: Like being nibbled to death by cats.

2

Ivanova: And if you’re not happy with the seating arrangements I will personally order your seats to be moved outside, down the hall, across the station and into the fusion reactor. Am I perfectly, absolutely clear about this?

2

Ivanova: I can only conclude I’m paying off Karma at a vastly accelerated rate.

2

Ivanova: Now you can give me something for the pain. Where were you when I was going through puberty?

2

Ivanova: Figures. All my life I’ve fought against imperialism. Now, suddenly, I am the expanding Russian frontier.

2

G’Kar: The future isn’t what it used to be.

2

Centauri Emperor to Kosh: How will this end?

Kosh: In fire.

2

Garibaldi to Franklin: Maybe someone should’ve labeled the future, “some assembly required”.

2

Ivanova: Welcome to Babylon 5- the last, best hope for a quick buck.

2

G’Kar: There are humans for whom the words “never again” carry special meaning.

2

Sheridan: Do you always worry when things are going well?

Ivanova: I don’t have time to worry about them when they’re not.

2

Kosh: If you go to Z’ha’dum, you will die.

2

Ivanova: Does the phrase “No way in hell.” Ring a bell?

2

Ivanova: It was the end of the earth year 2259, and the war was upon us. As anticipated, a few days after the earth-Centauri treaty was announced, the Centauri widened their war to include many of the Non-Aligned worlds. And there was another war brewing closer to home- a personal one whose cost would be higher than any of us could imagine. We came to this place because Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace. By the end of 2259, we knew that it had failed, but in doing so it became something greater- as the war expanded, it became our last, best hope for victory. Because sometimes, peace is another word for surrender, and because secrets have a way of getting out.

2

Ivanova: The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace.

It failed.

But, in the year of the Shadow War, it became something greater- our last, best hope for victory.

The year is 2260. The place: Babylon 5.

2

Ivanova: With all due respect, that was grade-A stupid!

2

Ivanova: I don’t want to get killed because of a typo- that would be embarrassing.

2

Marcus on how to stop the first ones from leaving: I’ll put a bucket on my head and pretend to be the ancient Vorlon god Booji.

Ivanova, suddenly getting an idea: That’s it!

Marcus: Fine, I’ll get a bucket.

2

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