Greetings, my most excellent and bodacious readers.

You wish to know of the one known in hallowed circles as MoonlitPuddle, alianael, Twit, and AstolatWonderland. Or you have a spare moment in your lunchbreak and decided to be nosy. Peeping Tom. I'm shocked.

The one known in hallowed circles as MoonlitPuddle, alianael, etc., lives in a small cave on the seashores of England. She eats mussels and winkles, despite being terribly allergic to shellfish, and writes stories in the sand with quill pens pulled from the bottoms of herring gulls and porpoises. Only the sea reads these stories, and no one knows what the sea thinks.