The life and times of SGC officer Dean Winchester. Takes place in SPN, SG-1 and Atlantis 'verses. Stories include: The Stages of Grief, First Impressions.

I'm not this Dean Winchester guy. My name's Priestly. Always has been, always will be. I've lived here my whole life, and never set foot in Missouri. Or Milwaukee. I went to Chicago once, but there's no power on Earth that can make me tell you /that/ story.

Life returns to normal after the movie. Well, normal for Priestly.

Professor Minerva McGonagall was quite right in her description of what had occurred in the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, and her statement of what she saw was an entirely accurate summation of events. What she didn't see was what happened after. Something involving a dementor, a woman, a watch and a promise. HP4/DW3x08

When the shows of the CW decide to stretch out and accumulate audiences from neighbouring shows, it can only end one way: War. A series of adverts the CW didn't air, but should've. Multiple Crossovers, crack!fic.

Sam and Dean in PotC. Crack!ed.

Sam's last-ditch effort to save Dean didn't work as well as he hoped. Season 3 AU.

They knew it was a hoax; hell - everyone knew it was a hoax. But when the reports start to increase in frequency, Dean listens as Sam tries and convince him that maybe - just maybe - there might be some truth to the Bigfoot story...

I rewrote the lyrics to ABBA's "Dancing Queen" in a Supernatural context. And I'm not apologising, either. Pure crack at its finest.

When I told Dad I was afraid of the thing in the closet, he gave me a .45!" - Sam, Pilot.

Karen Eiffel thinks its safe to return to writing death stories. Little did she know... Stranger Than Fiction X-over.

John returns from a hunt to find that the once quiet town has turned to hell-in-a-handbasket. He goes to keep order while Sam [13] and Dean [17] hold down the fort. Jumanji Crossover.

It seems Priestly isn't the only one who doesn't know what the hell's going on. A SPN/Ten Inch Hero Crossover, but you don't have to have seen the movie to understand. I haven't and I wrote the damn thing.

Ben is so much like Dean, you can't deny they're related. In fact, you could say it's in his genes.

What if Cordy and Xander's conversation in The Prom had gone a little differently?

With less than a week to save Dean, Sam's running on empty for a solution. What he gets isn't what he was hoping for. Wings!fic.

Lily finds out she's pregnant, and remembers a little bet she made with James in school...

Ever notice how the boys always seem to be hunting on a Thursday? This is why. crack!fic

An account of each and every interesting thing that happened in Filch's life.