gertie-flirtyhide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Big Bang Theory, Glee, Lupin III, DC Superheroes, Psych, Doctor Who, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, Legend of Korra, and Sherlock. Female, mid-twenties. Surely too old for fanfiction. Mostly into Big Bang Theory right now. Sheldon/Penny is my OTP. That's about it for now. I like other things too, but I haven't been on proper in a very long time, so this is what you get. I have an lj. If you want, you can friend me on there. IT'S AWESOME, ERRRYYYYYYYYYBODY JOIN IN. |
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Solace With Cherries by VlightPhase reviews
Akane takes a training trip to learn a new martial arts form and puzzle out her recent nightmares. Post-manga.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The White Knight by Lady Whitehart reviews
The way HP should have ended. Rowling broke it, fandom wanked about it, I fixed it. Or maybe I broke it more. Intentionally cliched, OOC, OTT, and just plain ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Kenan and Kel: Anacondas of the Night by mezzaninex reviews
Kenan and Kel get in trouble, this time with the Aryan Brotherhood!
Kenan & Kel - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
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Waste of a Young Heart reviews
Asami has always been a fighter, and doesn't give up when things get tough. When Iroh asks her to help train him and the others in non-bending defense techniques, she begins to realize her own worth and how it affects her relationships with others.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Asami S., General Iroh
The MacGuffin Virus reviews
A dropped petri dish leads to a long situation. Written for arilover10 for Paradox's A Very Merry Saturnalia exchange. Prompt was "Amy, Sheldon and Penny all attend a science conference. Sheldon and Penny end up having to sleep in the same hotel room."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
We Salute You reviews
Ficlet about Neville, his Gran, and Dumbledore's Army in the aftermath of the battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Well, Well reviews
Penny suffers a fall and then things get ridiculous. Written for dashakay and help japan . Prompt was simply: "Accidents will happen."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Physicist reviews
Written for ladyhouston and the Write For Relief meme. Prompt was: "Turns out Sheldon's a Time Lord. He takes Penny along as a companion."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
Ain't It Crazy
Write for Relief fic for the fabulous courtney beth. Based on a prompt that read: "Americone Dream and Cherry Garcia are in their mid-twenties and couldn't be more different. Americone is your typical advertising, suit-wearing guy, while Cherry is a free
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Let's Hear It for the Boy reviews
Written for echaperouge at the Rewrite History meme over on fictorium. Prompt was "The Doctor meets young Rory instead of young Amy."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Rory W. - Complete
On the Side reviews
Burton Guster meets up with somebody who he shares a common interest with. It's not always easy being second banana. One shot, complete.
Crossover - Psych & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Burton G./Gus, John W. - Complete
Lobo Kills Christmas reviews
Lobo doesn't like Christmas very much. So he takes it out on everybody. Rated M for violence. One-shot, complete.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
A Christmas Caper reviews
Lupin is in trouble, and Zenigata and Jigen have to save him. Jigen/Zenigata/Lupin. One-shot, complete.
Lupin III - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Jigen, Zenigata - Complete
I Really Can't Stay reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate the holidays together, and it leads to something more. Fluff. One-shot, complete.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not So Cold After All reviews
Saturnalia rolls around again, only this time Penny doesn't have any idea what to get for Sheldon. He, however, might have found the perfect gift for her . . . one-shot, complete
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Proposition Proposition reviews
Sequel to "The Milestone" and fourth in my "Ellipse of the Heart" series. Penny and Sheldon reach a turning point in their relationship, then Penny runs away to Nebraska. COMPLETE
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Milestone reviews
Sequel to "The Problem is the Noble Prize And Also Leonard ." Penny tells Sheldon something important, and he has no idea how to react. Complete!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Problem is the Nobel Prize And Also Leonard reviews
Sequel to 'The Marital Observation.' Sheldon and Penny are dating, but they face some obvious problems. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Marital Observation reviews
Sheldon Cooper is marrying Amy Farrah Fowler, but someone breaks up the ceremony at the last second. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
