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![]() Author has written 5 stories for D.Gray-Man, Rosario + Vampire, and Fate/stay night. what's up people , the name is Steven and i am guy and a giant fan of anime/manga,games and etc. age:20 gender:i am a Guy likes-dislikes: i like a lot of stuff for color its blue ,my personality is kinda ... strange , mostly because i am kinda hyper and crazy but i am good guy , i like peace and quite but i also like Chaos , i kinda dislike Yaoi pairings and most of all i dislike homework . personality: i am realist i prefer what is here and now but i got a very crazy imagination also i am smart but i act like an crazy idiot because i get to release a lot of energy that way. my favorite anime and manga are too much but here's a few Anime: Bleach , Naruto , Naruto Shippuden , D.gray-man , Hellsing , my top fav is Rosario Vampire both seasons. Manga: D.gray-man , Rosario Vampire , DearS , Shade and many more . about pairings if i see a Yaoi i will kill something Inner Moka x Tsukune Aono (Rosario Vampire) and others but can't remember... If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs. If you ever wanted to jump of a building because people annoyed you too much ,copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever thought that you have a double personality ,copy and paste this into your profile You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Calovan Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling. Heaven doesn't wan't me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.If this is true for you, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Maybe he went too far this time. Oh, well, shit happens, then you die, right? OU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done! FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it 7 reasons not to mess with kids Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”. Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples. RULES ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? No one is! LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Dim FAVORITES: 1. Number: 32 EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? ...No ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name? Steven FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Ivor CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Skin 5. Plans for today? sleep WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? taller HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? Can you even do that? DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? I filling this that's all you need Favorite quotes: 1. 'Rule One: Don't try to touch him or anything that belongs to him, or he'll kill you. Rule Two: Don't use lighters and/or matches in his presence. Rule Three: Don't cancel genjutsus when entering his room, that's what he wants you to do because he enjoys hearing people scream. Rule Four: Always smell the room before entering. If it smells like blood, call some ANBU to search the room. He usually hides bodies in the ceiling so they drop down on people. Rule Five: Watch out for any strings or wires. If you find any, do NOT touch them, just mind your footing and slowly back out of the room. Rule Six: There is never just one Naruto in the room. Don't try to find them all, because you'll always miss the one that's in the most obvious place: behind you. Rule Seven: Do NOT touch his sword! He won't kill you for it, but the sword itself will. Rule Eight: Do NOT mention the word "Rapist" in the same breath as his name, there are many other ways of commiting suicide that don't involve nearly as much pain. Rule Nine: Don't call him "Demon" or anything of the like. He'll just laugh at you, then slowly drive you insane by making your life a living hell. Rule Ten: If he seems even the slightest bit angry, leave the room immediately and contact Dr. Mirano or one of his personal staff. Rule Eleven(New): Don't try to hide anything, emotional or otherwise, from him. He will get suspicious and make it his personal mission to discover your secrets, whether it compromises your wellbeing or not. Rule Twelve(New): Don't come in with an optimistic disposition. Optimism annoys him. And finally, Rule Thirteen(New): Pay attention to EVERY shadow in the room. If it moves, even when the object casting it doesn't, leave the room. If he tolerates you, you'll never know about the shadows. If he doesn't like you, that's a warning, and you have ten seconds to get out of his personal space. Less depending on what mood he's in at the time." - Naruto 2. Naruto glared at the door. "When hell freezes over and the devil makes a snowman." Kurohane laughed and shook her head. "You're crazy." "Insane, psychotic, sociopathic, genocidal, take your pick." Naruto shrugged again. "Sociopathic for the win!" -Naruto 3. Naruto knew that somehow, listening to voices in your head was bad...but then again, they DID have good ideas. - Naruto (Kushina's Love Naruto's hate) 4. "The boss wants to go inside the seal and meet Sayuri-chan again." He explained. "But we have no idea how to do it. So we were thinking…the first time, it happened when baka Ero-sennin pushed us off a cliff." Clone 2 assumed a serious look, glancing at Ayame to claim her attention and then back to the unconscious Naruto. "He really thought he was going to die back there, but then it happened. He was in his mind or whatever. So he thought maybe he had to do something similar." "It was either this or jump off the Hokage Mountain, but I didn't feel like leaving the house again." "Naruto!" "Hey." The fully awakened Naruto grinned and let his clones help him get to a seated position. "Any luck, boss?" "Nah, just blacked out for a moment. Bring out the kitchen knives." "Knock it off already, Naruto!" -Naruto :Genkyouien 5. "My apologies." She uttered, her tone not reflecting her words in the slightest. "Allow me to introduce myself first, Master." That last word almost kick-started the engine in Naruto's brain. Emphasis on almost. She continued in the same automaton-like voice that Naruto would (have to) become used to. "I am your humble, devoted slave from this day onwards." "Eh?" "My name is Higashiyama Yurimi, but you may call me 'slave', or any other way you would prefer." "Eh?" "I would be particularly pleased to be called 'you sexy thing you'." "Eh?" "I have no experience, but by your age I would infer you do not have either. I hope we can learn to enjoy each other together." "Uh?" "I do not know if I will find it unpleasant, but if you so desire, I would be more than happy to swallow." "…eh?" -Naruto :Genkyouien 6. You know how the bad guys always wear black, right? And practising the dark arts is a bad thing and the light side is the good guys. Smith is the person who makes smithy things, so is being called blacksmith some kind of moralist statement?" Cause he could see how Buddhists thought that making weapons was wrong. Maybe their propaganda had infiltrated the shinobi world's unconscious. Not the kind of unconsciousness that left you lying on your back with bump in your head, but the not-conscious-level-of-thinking unconscious… Or was it subconscious? And now everybody was looking at him. Fū-san came within a hair's breath from running into a tree and from ANBU that was something. "Sometimes I really wonder how your mind works," Sai spoke his mind. Naruto shrugged. "Lots of people do. My thought processes made the psych ninja cry once, in the Academy, when they were making sure we weren't going to go nuts and kill people on them if they taught us something. Or it could've been the wasabi I put in her coffee. I'm not sure." - Naruto:Uprooted 7. Naruto gave him a deadpan look, "I have made concerted efforts to attempt to mentally block out any and all dumbass remarks I ended up making while in the Academy. Needless to say, due to the potential of overlapping layers of stupidity, there was some mental fratricide. I don't remember." - Naruto: The Sealed Kunai 8. "Kiba, would you like to hear what Itachi Uchiha told me that inspired my work ethic?" "Why not?" Kurenai replied for him. Itachi might have been a traitor, but his skill was beyond question. It couldn't hurt to hear it. ""Fate is fickle, Destiny is Insane, and Karma is a Bitch. Shut up and get to work" were his words exactly.", Naruto recalled, cheerful smile in place. - Naruto: Aria of the Moonless Night 9. Hidan of Akatsuki had absolutely no moral restraints regarding the people he killed; slaughter was his religious calling and he took pleasure in making his opponents' deaths as painful as possible. Sai was among the lower-level fighters here and already badly wounded. Yet the best he could muster was annoyance. Then Naruto opened his mouth. "Hey, aren't you the guy with the evil bunny god?" - Naruto: Uprooted 10. "Well look whose here." Madara announced as he was now surrounded by the five kages themselves. Along with multiple shinobi who accompanied them. "Where's Naruto Uzumaki Madara?" Tsunade asked while looking at the elder Uchiha. "I don't know a Naruto Uzumaki but I do know a Naruto Namikaze if your interested." Madara answered while shocking almost everyone that Naruto was the son of the Yondaime. I knew it was something about him. Ei thought to himself while remembering his attitude. I guess that's where he get's his looks from. Mei thought to herself while remembering his appearance. So he was Minato's son after all. I knew it of course. After all their not to many blondes in Konoha after all. Which leads me to ask who was Minato's wife? Oonoki thought to himself while pondering his beard. It was bound to get out eventually. Tsunade thought to herself. I guess that explains where you get your determination from Naruto. Gaara concluded while thinking about how Naruto was able to stop him. "That still doesn't answer my question." Tsunade said with rage in her voice. "Well I sent him away." Madara said in a simple tone drawing looks of confusion from everyone present. "What do you mean send him away?" A voice questioned as Sasuke Uchiha appeared a few feet away from the group of allied shinobi's. "Like I said my grandson. I sent him away." Madara answered once again. "You can't just send him away." Sakura said in disbelief. Naruto had helped finished the war only to be sent away by Madara Uchiha. "I did it a few seconds before you guys showed up." Madara replied as his eyes were now black. He guessed whatever was left of his chakra was just about gone. "Where did you send him?" Sasuke asked with an aggravated tone. "I don't know and that's the beauty of it. Now if you don't mind. I'm going to die now." Madara stated before closing his eyes. naruto young justice crossover - second chances |