An: Well bringing back this story so enjoy it, it will be short.

Chapter 14.

(Hokage Office)

"I don't know what possessed you to go chasing after Naruto and his daughter like that Anko, but it was not healthy for this village, nor it was productive and I would like an explanation for it." said the Sandaime Hokage with Anko restrained to a chair while Naruto was sitting on his daughter's lap.

"He ruined my dango and sake were ruined by this brat!" hissed Anko angrily at losing her favorite treat and would kill anyone for ruining her favorite snack.

"Naruto...is this true?" Asked Hiruzen with Naruto now pouting as his daughter mirrored his pout.

"Yeah, it's true. But I wouldn't have done it had she not wronged me last week!" Naruto said pointing a accusing finger at Anko.

"What the hell did I do!?" Said Anko with the sandaime raising a eyebrow at him with the same question popping in his head

"You knocked me over, spilled my ramen I just bought from Ichiraku, and you laughed while telling me to watch where I was going. You even kicked dirt on me!" said Naruto with the Hokage looking at Anko with curious eyes with Hachishaku looking back and forth at Anko and the Hokage.

"I did no such thing you little brat!" said Anko, but the fact was she had gotten wasted that night and didn't remember most of anything from the whole day, and what she did was fuzzy.

"Do you have any proof of this Naruto?" said the Hokage while knowing the boy would have only done this prank on Anko in the event he had been wronged.

"Nothing I can use. Wait! I heard in class that there is a clan that walks through people's heads. Have them go through hers or mine!" said Naruto since he had heard about the clans of Konoha and how one of them could enter another person's mind to seek out the truth.

Hachishaku nodded at this since she paid attention in class too.

"W-What? You can't be serious?" said Anko while starting to sweat a little nervously since this kid was willing to go so far to let a Yamanaka enter his head or hers just to seek out the truth.

"Are you sure that's really necessary Naruto?" said the Hokage though he really didn't want to call Inoichi out from his duties at the flower ship to settle this dispute between these two hyperactive...people.

"Why not? I'm not lying! I swear on my love of ramen I'm not lying so bring on the mind probe or whatever you want to call it!" said Naruto defiantly with the Hokage looking at the nervous looking Anko and knew she was hiding something.

When Naruto swears he's not lying on his love for ramen...chances are he is not lying.

"Anko? You want to swear your innocence on your love for dango before I break the tie by calling in Inoichi to see which one of you is lying?" said the Hokage with Anko now looking sheepish.

"The thing is Hokage-sama, I um...kind of got wasted that day, and can't remember most of the day so swearing without a doubt on my love for dango is not possible," said Anko with the Hokage narrowing his eyes at her.

"I see. Anko, you do realize because of that admittance, Naruto's case against you just got stronger, and the reason for his prank being justified?" said the Hokage with Anko now nodding while having a sinking feeling she was screwed.

"Yeah. Though the gaki still shouldn't have gone after my dango," said Anko with some defiance in her voice.

"You knocked over my ramen. You came out of the corner with your eyes closed while munching on the stuff while I was heading straight home to eat. It was your fault hands down!" said Naruto before sticking his tongue out at her.

"I'll give you hands down when I get free and wail on your ass!" said Anko before she struggled to get free from her bindings, Hachishaku narrowed her eyes leaking small killer intent at the woman but a fist came down from the Hokage, and made both her and Anko stop

"Enough! Anko, I must admit to you that Naruto has never lied to me when it comes to his reasons for pranking people, and has always hated being called a liar. Same with you though for different yet similar reasons. When Naruto swears on his love for ramen, the chances of him lying to me are lower then zero, and the fact he's willing to swear on his love for the food while you won't for your own just gives him more support," said the Hokage with Anko looking nervous.

"But I can't remember what happened the day of that particular week due to drinking so much!" said Anko with the Hokage sighing.

"I know. However, Inochi can retrieve the memories despite your intoxication, and find out the truth in highly unlikely chance Naruto is lying" Said Hiruzen though as Naruto and Hachishaku pouted together Naruto would sooner do something stupid then put his love for ramen at risk.

His mother Kushina was the same.

"Bring him here Hokage-sama. While I'm sure the gaki is telling the truth and to be honest... I want to be sure too." said Anko with the Hokage nodding.

"You do realize that if Naruto's allegations about the spilled ramen by your own hands are in fact true, then his prank was justified, and the destruction you caused during the chase is yours alone to take. The punishment I give will be severe," said the Hokage with Anko nodding.

"I can take it," said Anko with the Hokage nodding and paged Inoichi to come into his office.

"You wished to see me Hokage-sama?" said Inoichi seeing a bound Anko and a happy Naruto.

What did he just get dragged into?

"Yes. There is a...dispute between these two and only looking through Anko's mind can we learn the truth. I need you to look back into her memories relating to last week when she got intoxicated and see if she ran into Naruto with the result of the boy losing ramen he had just purchased," said the Hokage knowing due to Naruto's situation, the Yamanaka Clan's Jutsus for mind walking were risky at best, and deadly at worst on account of the Kyuubi chewing on any intruders that entered.

"Okay. I'll do it. 'Mind Transfer Jutsu!'" said Inoichi, who grabbed a chair first, sat in it, and then used the clan Jutsu on Anko before his body slumped.

"That's so cool!" said Naruto seeing Anko tense up and her eyes rolled back into her head like she was possessed.

"Indeed it is Naruto," said the Hokage before Inoichi got back in his body minutes later.

"Well, it wasn't easy. Anko here did get pretty hammered and the images of that day were fuzzy even after I worked on recovering them, but the boy's story checks out, and he lost his ramen by bumping into her. She even kicked dirt on him afterwards though probably because he stuck his tongue out at her," said Inoichi with Naruto pouting and crossing his arms in front of himself.

"Told you I wasn't lying," said Naruto with Anko now coming around.

"It's true?" said Anko with the Hokage nodding and waited until Inoichi left.

"I'm afraid so Anko," said the Hokage, who sighed while rubbing his aging forehead, and then looked at the woman currently getting so close to reaching Special Jonin in just a few years.

"So what is my punishment then?" said Anko with the Hokage thinking this over.

"Well...to be honest, Anko, the punishment I give you can only be given if Naruto was unable to give it, and since that isn't the case... it's up to him," said the Hokage seeing the woman pale and then look at Naruto and Hachishaku who are currently looking surprised.

"Really? I get to choose her punishment? No matter what it is?" said Naruto curiously while Anko paled knowing this kid possible had her by the sensitive female parts of her body.

Hachishaku had a wide smile just hoping what kind of punishment will her father place upon Anko.

"W-Wait! Hokage-sama...surely you won't let Naruto decide my punishment? What if its cruel? What if its inhumane?" said Anko with the Hokage looking between the two of them.

"Well... according to the Konoha Laws, as long as the punishment itself doesn't involve committing acts of murder, treason, genocide, or anything that could possibly endanger the entire village in general...anything goes!" said the Hokage with Anko going pale in the face and looked at Naruto to see his reaction.

"Sweet! So the punishment can be just about anything, right?" said Naruto while grinning evilly and it made Anko nervous since such a grin made her former sensei's own look like a joke.

Even the Hokage thought so, but the Sandaime dared not speak it and decided to keep such things in his head in the event it provoked the boy to unleash that pranking mind on him. Hesitantly nodding, the old Kage of Konoha wondered what cruel punishment

'Don't deprive me of dango. Don't deprive me of dango. Don't deprive me of dango. Don't deprive me of dango,' thought Anko knowing she would go insane without it.

Well... more insane!

"Since this crazy snake lady loves dango so much...I hereby ban you from ever having dango. FOREVER!" said Naruto going right for the jugular in the figurative sense with Anko weeping and the old Kage shuddering since the boy was cruel in terms of dishing out punishment to anyone that scorned him.

Hachishaku's smile grew wider at this she could definitely learn from her father.

So much like his Mother, it was scary!

"No, No, NOO! Please! Anything but that! I'll do anything for you! Don't deny me of dango please!" pleaded Anko as she fell on her knees before the boy weeping at the loss of eating dango.

"Anything?" asked Naruto with a grin of the devil as the Hokage knew at this moment Anko had just opened Pandora's Box

"Yes Anything!" said Anko pleading with tears

"Hmm, okay! In exchange for being allowed to eat dango, you must be me and Hachishaku-chan's Sensei! And will teach us! Also, you will be our personal Slave!" Naruto declared Seeing Anko's eyes threatened to pop out her sockets.

She was not Teacher material! And much to her horror she's this boy and his daughter's slave.

Hiruzen didn't know whether to laugh or not at how this turned out

"What about dango...?" She asked with a small voice

"Be a good slave and sensei and maybe I'll get you a whole box of the stuff to help keep the cravings down. But if you act like a bad slave you won't be getting any, maybe I'll let my daughter eat your dango right in front of you, keep up any bad behavior you won't be getting any dango for a month or several weeks afterwards." Naruto said talking like any parent would setting down rules to their child as Hachishaku licked her lips at wanting to eat Anko's dango

"Anko, are you sure you want to go through with this?" Hiruzen asked

"I can't help it. I can't live without dango I would die if didn't have any of my precious dango and the kid's punishment of depriving it from my mouth is absolute torture! Ibiki himself would be impressed by the kid's way of doing things if he wasn't so busy all the time. Besides, I've been under the thumb of someone far worse, and if it means being under the gaki's to eat it...I think I can manage."said Anko while Naruto petted her head like she was a dog

"Very well. Naruto, as witness to this event, and your punishment while harsh is indeed satisfactory to the crimes Mitarashi Anko committed. I hereby declare her your slave, butsince she is also a Shinobi, I have the right to enlist her for missions, and defend Konoha overall from harm using the unique talents she possesses. Do you understand?" said the Hokage with Naruto nodding and continued petting Anko's head.

"Don't worry old man. I won't let Anko-chan lose her job. If anything, she can help teach me and Hachishaku things the Academy can't about being a Shinobi, and aside from the occasional house cleaning at my apartment...I don't think we'll have any problems getting along with one another," said Naruto with a foxy grin and the Hokage almost shuddered knowing that grin meant.

Anyone from the Uzumaki Clan was not to be crossed or taken lightly when they dished out punishment to their foes. Jiraiya found that out the hard way with Kushina and even a certain extent with Tsunade given the Sannin's Uzumaki ancestry on her Grandmother's side of the family.

"Okay. I have the means of making it all official, which is this slave collar that when put around her neck, and your blood smeared on the tag will then activate the seals to 'bind her' to you Naruto. This practice hasn't been done since the time of the Second Hokage, but even then it was rare, and only done by a few," said the Third, who gave Naruto the slave collar, and he put it on Anko before putting some blood on the tag after biting his thumb.

Sure enough, the seals activated on the collar, binding Anko to her new Master, and was soon free from her restraints by the kid.

"Come on Anko-chan. We need to head home. I want my house cleaned up by the end of the day," said Naruto with Anko nodding and following him out the door while hearing his other commands involving making him ramen for dinner.

'That Naruto. He's truly unpredictable, I shudder at the thought of Anko teaching him and his daughter... I'm more concerned about his daughter I believe the two of them will be a force to be reckoned with.." thought the Hokage while taking a drag from his pipe, looking out the window, and wondered how this would turn out.

(With Naruto)

Now Happy that he and his daughter have a slave and future sensei to teach them Naruto could not wait.

Hachishaku was carrying her father in bridal style with Anko now following who couldn't this was happening she obviously didn't want to know how her friends Hana Inuzuka, Yugao Uzuki and Kurenai to react to this.

It was all on her now to keep this boy and his daughter happy

She noticed Hachishaku Uzumaki been eyeballing her quite sometime now and the special jonin couldn't help but shiver at the girl's creepy look.

To be continued.

An: Well there we go this was the best I could come up with. Know You guys are expecting another update which I will try, next chapter will involve Naruto and Hachishaku introducing Anko to Michiyo.

So... Until next time