Gosh I haven't updated this in a while.

I'm 34 and have my Master in Library Science and I just created my own website. Click the link and check it out, it's an online library of some of my favorite fanfiction. All stories are complete so you don't have to worry about being left high and dry with no ending. Come see.

I work in a Community College Library.

Sooo I love to read. I've been into fanfiction for at least the last 8 or 9 years. I love the freedom it allows. I've just posted my first story and I hope everyone likes and reviews please.

I'm a huge Supernatural fan Jared and Jenson both Rock. I"ve loved Jared for Gilmore Girls, and yes I'm a Narco all the way.

I love Veronica Mars, Bones, Las Vegas, NCIS, NCIS LA, Castle, Hawaii Five 0, Nikita, Grey's Anatomy, Fringe, Buffy and Angel. I'm your basic all around Joss Whedon junkie. Firefly RULES! Fox network execs. are morons.

Pairing's

GG - R/D NARCO RULES. I mean Tristan was there for three seconds and was a jackass the entire time. I mean how very kindergarden to call a girl names to get her attention. How in the world could you turn that down in favor of a guy that pays attention to you and builds you a car and orders 3 different types of pasta so you don't have to choose on your anniversary. Call me crazy. I also hated and I mean hated Jess at first. He skips town after trying to force Rory into having sex with him when she wasn't ready and never calls. BASTARD! So he read a book Whoop de doo. And Logan don't even get me started on Logan. Augh!

VM - LoVe OMG Logan is so HOT! Donut is a doofus. Sure say I love you by implicating your girlfriend in a felony kidnapping of your ex-girlfriends love child that you told her nothing about. Not to mention sleeping with her while she was druged and you thought she was you sister. That's one love story I'd want to be over.

SN - My favorite show on TV. I mean OMG! Jenson Ackels and Jared Padalecki. It's like eye candy heaven. Not to mention the humor, the horror, and the drama. What an amazing show.

Quotes:

Julia: Imogene, I'm terribly sorry. I'm gonna have to ask you to move your car.

Imogene: Why?

Julia: (pulling her towards the door) Because you're leaving. The only thing worse than all these people who never had any morals before AIDS are all you holier-than-thou types who think you're exempt from getting it.

Imogene: Well, for your information, I am exempt. I haven't lived like these people, and I don't care what you say, Julia Sugarbaker, I believe this is God's punishment for what they've done.

Suzanne: Oh yeah? Then how come lesbians get it less?

Imogene: That is not for me to say... I just know that these people are getting what they deserve!

Julia: Imogene, get serious! Who do you think you're talking to? I've known you for 27 years, and all I can say is... if God was giving out sexually transmitted diseases to people as a punishment for sinning, that you would be at the free clinic all the time! ... and so would the rest of us!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

'Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver'

There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and its gone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few by observation, and the rest to test the electric fences for themselves

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Some examples of why the human race has probably progressed as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, when else could I possibly do my hair??)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (And you were expecting...?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm... not entirley stupid if you think about it)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to... what?)

On a food processor: Not for other use. (but i was gonna use it to vacuum my bedroom)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)