There were two reasons Mia noticed him the first time he came around: he was new, and he had good manners. Sure he was cute, but you got a lot of cute guys near the beaches. Usually, the only people who came around were locals or family. NeveraCop!AU

Tobias never thought he had a type - and he didn't. He didn't prefer blonde hair over red, he didn't like petite over average, he certainly could care less in terms of eyes. But he liked her blonde hair, and her small frame, and he definitely had a thing for the way her blue eyes flashed grey every time he approached her. Yeah, he didn't have a type, but he definitely had a crush.

Sequel to Almost Lost. Sam, Kensi, Deeks, and Hetty take care of Callen during his recovery from all the injuries I gave him. No pairings - just a big dose of H/C.

Steve introduces DJ to Cody and makes an admission.

Steve puts Angie's animal knowledge to the test.

Tris Prior is a 25 year old Stunt Double, and has an audition to double for Nita Paolos in the new upcoming George Wu movie, "Four" (starring Tobias Eaton). Will she be offered the part? What else could this opportunity lead to? Four/Tris, Modern Day/AU, Rated MA (language/sexual content)

Tris & Tobias's relationship over the past ten years...and where will it go from here?

Angie delights some new friends with her antics and in the retelling, warms her parents' hearts.

Steve and Catherine discuss what comes next.

What will likely be a rather ridiculous collection of 1-shots (& some epic fails of things MEANT to be 1-shots which grew a bit but still belong here) based on a "word of the day", self-challenge. Expect friendship, whumpage, bromance, fun, potentially some comedy, hurt/comfort, codas. The usual, but with no rhyme or reason ... includes Codas to S7;23 & Finale S7;25.

The team is in pursuit of some dangerous suspects.

A Skype with Aunt Deb reveals that Angie isn't the first McGarrett to love trains.

Catherine and Angie help out a friend.

Coming home from a long day, Tobias has a less than stellar welcome home.

Steve finds it necessary to defend Danny's honor. Of course, his way is a little more physical than Danny would like. Cue epic Danny rant.

Catherine meets a new friend, proving Steve's theory that 'everyone' can tell how special she is.

9x12 coda/missing scenes piece.

912 Coda - what the heart wants is often a mess.

Nonna has an idea.

After Jadon shares some good news, Cody and Steve talk about friendship and brotherhood.

Sometimes you just get so tired. A 911 coda.

Steve has to face the prospect of disappointing Angie.

This is the sequel to the story I wrote previously entitled "Open Window". This will continue where that one left off as the Rangers have returned from their road trip and must now face a new challenge as they risk losing one of their own.

Lunch with Nonna brings up some more potty training talk and an adorable story or two.

"Tobias should care, but he doesn't, because Tris is sneezing again and this time he thinks she really is going to flip her chair and kill herself." (Or Tris is sick and refuses to acknowledge it until she's strewn over the toilet in her apartment in the middle of the night and a certain boss/best friend/partner in crime climbs in through her window and pulls her back together.) AU

In part 5 of the FIFTH annual REAL World Thanksgiving Marathon, while Steve and Catherine take a break after entertaining all their guests, Angie and Elizabeth enjoying outing.

Steve, Catherine, Angie, Elizabeth and Joseph fly in as a surprise to see Joan's Thanksgiving play.

Someone is stupid enough to kidnap Detective Danny Williams. The whole island goes into panic mode as they prepare for the destruction Steve McGarrett is about to unleash on them to get back his partner. Slash, fun fluff.

The Camaro is in the shop, so Danny borrows a car from his neighbor. Unfortunately, the loaner comes with an unexpected guest.

A birthday fic request for Cubit and for Auntof3 - some fluffy birthday wishes. After a horrific week at work and running on fumes, Danny is in a cranky, bad mood. All he wants is to be left alone in the peace and quiet of his own home. The question is - will Steve let him? A one shot featuring a little bit of everyone.

"I can't, Lou…" Steve whispered as soon as the woman disappeared from their sight, his voice so quiet that he almost missed it. "I can't be the guy who shoots his partner. I just—I can't be that guy…"

Joan is very excited to be having a sleepover in her cousin Angie's room. The first of many. Part one of the first annual Angie's birthday marathon.

After a surprise attack in his home, a concussed and slightly amnesiac Steve isn't so easy for Danny to manage. Not much plot and even less medical accuracy, but some bromance, whumpage and angsty comfort are on tap! Includes a little of Charlie Williams and Lou Grover.

Steve and Catherine are excited at a new word on Angie's first Easter morning, but one family member has always understood her perfectly well.

After a beloved pet dies, Danny comforts his daughter and Uncle Steve gets a little carried away in helping Grace feel better.

An unexpected utterance has Danny celebrating.

Cargument about chocolate. No plot, just fluff.

A short Christmas one-shot.

Danny has bronchitis. Even the medicine is pineapple flavored.

Episode 8x06 coda - My take on what happened a few hours after the episode ended.

Tag to 5x18: Danny returns with more than just a few bruises, but Steve isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

The moment Steve sees the body of the girl - dead with a bullet from Danny's gun through her neck - he knows this is going to be hard one.

Did a drunk Steve get kidnapped by aliens or did a concussed Danny imagine the whole thing? Case fic with bromance, a little Danny whump, and an honest to God plot. Updating daily until further notice. Set after the end of season 7 so no Chin or Kono. I'm so sorry! Rated T for some grown-up language. No slash.

Grace's school is hosting a father-daughter dance. But it's the same weekend that Danny has already promised to go on a camping trip with Charlie. Not wanting his favorite girl to miss out, Steve steps up and takes her himself.

Set after 2017 movie. It begins with Jason receiving a series of visits from Kimberly and the rest of the team. From there the team continues their new journey as Power Rangers. Along the way they'll discover new enemies, teammates and form new relationships.

This is Insurgent from Four's perspective, I'm sorry I'm not good at summaries. Sequel to Free Four: the full story.

He always hears them tell him not to...This is his silent response to the word DON'T. Steve's POV...

Time for Niblet's baby shower!

Charlie accidentally discovers Danno's fear of small spaces.

Not really a coda more an alternative ending for 722.

Steve considers Danny family, so when Grace calls her uncle for help there is no question he'll come.

Cargument for the sake of cargument. Outsider POV. Not intended as slash.

Calls after midnight were never a good thing. In Danny's experience, nothing good ever happened after midnight. So when Steve called at 2.56am, it could only mean trouble.

An addition to episode 7.20. I felt that there was still something Steve and Danny had to talk about after they were interrupted by Harry. Friendship, pure and simple.

Danny is attacked in his home, which probably wouldn't have been so bad if his kids weren't there.

Danny has a strange aversion to things being removed from his body, even if they don't belong there. Based off scenes from 3x10 and 4x19.

Steve spends Easter with Danny and the kids.

Grace is struggling after the events of her school dance. Tag to 7x08.

Planning gets under way for Catherine's baby shower but not without an unexpected hitch.

Danny has a problem and it's not his new partner. Can Steve help him? Or will Steve just make things worse? Set early season 1, one-shot.

"I didn't think I'd ever become whole again after I lost her. But Tris picked up the pieces, and made me realize that maybe everything I'd gone through was leading me to this moment, with her." Tobias loses his young wife tragically, but can the sister-in-law of his best friend help him mend his broken heart and love again?

ONE SHOT. Tris is dreading the wedding of an old college friend that happens to take place on New Year's Eve. She's against all of the New Year's Eve and wedding cliches, and can only imagine this wedding is be a waste of an evening.

How Danny gives advice: beer, stories, and an 80s movie reference. Which might be exactly what Catherine needs right now.

An unexpected betrayal for Uriah leads to an unexpected meeting.

The party was boring, filled with the same old people so Tris escapes to the roof.

Tobias initially resisted assisting his cohort of Pokemon Trainers until their paths cross with a rare and elusive creature. One-shot / meet cute, Modern AU.

After the events of the Season 6 finale, Steve tries to find out what happened on the plane, and why it's haunting Danny. A 'missing scene/episode tag' to Ke Ali'l Wale No Ka'u Makemake.

Normally, Tris hated it when women sent their boyfriends to buy feminine care products, but this trip proved to be more than a little different. Currently a one-shot that is rated T for "minor suggestive adult themes" but might change to M if I add more chapters later.

"I enter the bathroom to see the white stick lying against the counter... the plastic that can possibly throw my life upside down. I take a deep breath and open my eyes to see a pink plus sign. Well fuck, I'm pregnant with my best friend's baby." A/U Fourtris.

A quick coda for 6.18

Tobias bets Tris that she'll enjoy shooting tequila with him.

Tobias Eaton is preparing for the World Cup and gets a visit from someone special.

In typical Steve and Catherine fashion, they discover what they're seeking has found them. Part 10 of the 2nd Annual Christmas REAL McRollathon!

Tris reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date, and it turns out ridiculous, just as she suspected. However, the guy she ALMOST has a blind date with, she can't seem to get off her mind. [Fluffy/romantic Four/Tris] *Modern Day/AU. Rated M/MA (language/sexual content)

Memories can be our friends but sometimes we wish we could forget. When one brother is lost, another is there to help carry the weight.

Steve stays with the Allens while Catherine and Jenna enjoy a relaxing day and night away.

Tris is mourning the loss of her parents. After arriving home from their funeral, she breaks down desperately seeks solitude and fresh air, which she finds on the rooftop of her apartment building. But trespassing on the private property leads to more than just find a peaceful place to escape for a while. It leads to a unique friendship too. Modern Day/AU. Fluff/Smut. *Rated M/MA*

It's picnic time!

Clan Toretto takes in a racer from Brian and Rome's past, and decide to keep her despite the trouble she brings, because you never turn your back on family. Excerpt: "Who is she?" Dom asked. "Brian with tits." Rome answered around a mouthful of hamburger. One look from Mia and his mouth snapped shut. "Family." Brian answered.

Meet-cute prompts. A bunch of one shots done for fun on the different ways Tris and Tobias could possibly meet in the modern day. To be updated in between stories.

Inspired by Milner's new "The First Time" story, this is a modern-day one-shot where Tris and Tobias meet in a very unusual manner.

DRABBLE COLLECTION – Life isn't all major plot points and dramatic story twists, in fact for most of the time life is just a series of filler chapters.

Steve and Catherine host the inaugural barbecue on their new deck.

Set after Fast Five. Dom realizes that he doesn't actually know much about Brian O'Connor's past. After all, the last time he'd questioned his little sister's boyfriend, he'd been interrogating a shell named Brian Spilner.

Steve wasn't the only one who liked fixing broken toys.

Story prompt from Irene Claire "He imagined death would feel cold instead of…" NOT a deathfic!

Danny winds up looking after Steve as he recovers from a supposedly minor wound. Mostly bromance, minor Steve whumpage and Danny doing what he does best - worry. Bromance/hurt/comfort/angst.

Danny, up until this exact point in time, had been having a reasonably good day. Steve would just like to state, for the record, that this time it wasn't his fault. Well, not entirely...

"If Mia proposes to Brian," Dom said crossing his arms. "I won't drive for a week." "A month," Letty countered. "Two weeks." "Three!" "Deal." "And if Brian proposes?" Letty asked.

Grace was only twelve but she knew four things; 1. Catherine and Steve wouldn't last forever. 2. Danno cared about Uncle Steve just as much as Steve cared about him. 3. Kono was really good at teaching people how to surf 4. Favours were stupid.

AU! After her parents are killed in a break in shooting, Tris has to cover the funeral and last expenses costs. She starts waitressing at a bar, Divergent, to make ends meet. Soon she acquires a regular customer, who never says more than four words to her but tips very well. Perhaps actions do speak louder than words...

A simple trip to the mall turns into a drama for Danny. Of course it does. (DWOCD forum members, this is for you, you horrible bunch of enablers!)

Here's a series of Carlisle/Esme one-shots about their years as a couple, as parents, and as individuals. Some fluff, some angst, and lots of stories from various points of view. Hope you enjoy!

An anthology series based on beer and quiet nights with Dom and Letty. Some will be short & sweet others will be long and drawn out.

He's been called Uncle Steve plenty of times, but now he finally understands what it means. One-shot. No slash.

This is a slightly AU version of the end of 2x22. I don't think that Danny getting taken by the CIA should've gone that way. Here's what I would've liked to have seen. There will be whump! Rated T. I don't anything but the plot I came up with.

Steve teaches Kono to use the sniper rifle, a McKono Smut Sunday fic. (Re-upload)

Silly little oneshot. Danny is baking for Grace and Steve just can't help himself. Special thanks to CinderH for such a super fast beta!

Inspired by "Neverisms – A quotation lover's guide to things you should never do, never say, or never forget" by Dr. Mardy Grothe. So, here's my try on some little one shots, mainly featuring Steve and Danny, there will be whump, friendship and bromance, hurt/comfort, humor… but definitely no slash because that's not where I see our two lovely guys.

After the meal had been eaten at the end of 'Furious 6', Brian remembered something that he had been meaning to talk to Dom about. Spoilers for Furious 6

Danny doesn't do unnecessary crazy things. He genuinely gets sick at the idea of putting himself in harms way and risking not being able to come back home to Grace. But one day a year, all bets are off. One day a year, Danny likes to just throw caution into the wind and simply live. THIS year, Danny is finally ready to let someone who can understand that, come along for the ride.

"You, my friend, are a goof," Danny shook his head as Steve walked into the kitchen. "So I've heard," he murmured in reply, shaking his wet-hair out like an unruly dog. "No, no, this time I mean it Steven, you sir, are the goofiest of the goofs, the King of the Goofs, Mr. Gooferson—" McDanno. Pre-Slash. Complete.

As Danny awaits the results of his custody hearing, he starts to realize that home is where his heart is…and that's changed a lot in the last couple of years. A missing-scene fic for 3x14 – 'Hana I WaʻIa' (Scandal) – from sunrise to sunset and beyond. Chapters 1-7 re-posted after complete DVD review. Several new vignettes & more backstory. Carguments, angst and bromance. No slash.

Steve found out a long time ago that some names are special. Spoilers for 3.20 Olelo Pa'a. This is a stand-alone story even though it's part of a series revolving around nicknames.

"Marshmallow. Dwarf. Stork. Whizz. Bunhead. Claws. Googly Eyes. Unibrow. Knock Knees. Perv." I rub my hands together. They look terrified – primed and ready. "Let's get this party started." Humor spinoff from "Inked." Four asks Zeke to teach the Stiffs how to fight. Zeke's POV. You can read this fic. You can review this fic. But you do not talk about fight club. Or this fic.

A tag to Mai Ka Wa Kahiko, season 2, episode 15. The day was bad enough, and then the night got worse. Danny breaks and Steve steps up.

When a traumatized Army Corporal takes hostages in the TAMC emergency room, Steve and team must come to the rescue of a little girl, the ER Doctor and an injured Danny. Featuring my OC's Doctor Ramirez and wife Ellen from my earlier stories (Rabbit Stew, etc). Loosely based on an old H50 original story line that was very unsatisfying since it just "ended" so abruptly.

Dom and Letty growing up with the rest of their team.

"Even when she's pissed as hell at him, she has to know. He's never gotten so bent out of shape, drunk off his ass over anyone else but her. Never had a jealous fit over anyone but her. Never been so crazy, so stupidly in love that she could ask him to wear a dress and take Samba lessons with her and he'd probably eventually give in."

Danny is sick with a fever in Hawaii... Steve likes planning tactical assaults - even if its a just a run to the pharmacy

Letty's sick of Dom's flirty ways at party and races. Add Mia and a dose of alcohol into the mix and Mia comes up with an idea that is set to give him a dose of his own medicine. With the help of Mia and some friends they put the plan into action that's guaranteed to put Dom into a jealous rage. Rated M just to be safe and will only be a couple of chapters long.

Cute Dotty one shot! Letty's a little under the weather and doesn't like anyone looking after her when she's sick. Concerned for his girl Dom's going to pull out all stops to make her realise that he's going to look after her, sick or not, whether she wants him to or not.

'"If you touch me, I swear to God..." "Still not touching you." Danny wagged his finger in a circle and that was all it took. Steve sprung from his chair and tackled Danny backwards, chair and all. The men grunted and growled as they rolled across the floor in a tangle of limbs.' Steve learns the hard way that he should never let Danny get bored. Rated for a few bad words.

Coda to 3.10. Danny had a gunshot wound and then ran around the jungle to find Steve and Lucy. Surely there would have been consequences.

What did it take for Steve to realize that he couldn't do the job right until he got some answers about who or what Shelburne really was? (set between episodes 2.19 and 2.20)

A day out at the beach with Grace doesn't quite work out the way Danny planned! Of course Danny should have expected it since the pineapple infested hell hole hated him!

A collection of vignettes that will most likely come in waves – sometimes related to each other, sometimes not - featuring all the characters and more.

DRABBLE COLLECTION – Which is the greater number, one or five? The five separate digits or the one hand you hold? Or maybe they're all strong in their own way. – For fivealive123

Chin teaches Grace the art of building sandcastles, while she works on healing his heart. Spoilers for the premiere of the third season.

Six months after telling Danny to move to Vegas, Steve shows up on his doorstep ready to bring him home. Lot's of friendship, lil bit of angst and some humor.

"Is this about Mr. McFlirty Hands?" Steve and Kono are not talking to each other. And Danny is deeply sorry, but it's driving him crazy.

ONE SHOT – At times it seems like they have been best friends forever, and she trusts him with everything, he just can't trust himself with her heart.

While working a case, Steve and Danny get trapped in an elevator.

Octane fuels Kono's blood, the same untamed rocket fuel in McGarrett's. That's why Kono asked her boss if he'd train her as a sniper. Set early Season One

Danny becomes deeply depressed when he learns Rachel's baby likely isn't his child. After helping to deliver another man's child, things escalate. The problem is - he's in a dark place and he didn't tell anyone where he might go or for how long. Loosely based around Season 1 Ep 24 Oia'I'o and Season 2, Ep 14 Pu'Ol

Danny goes for an unexpected swim; Steve feels guilty.

Danny had a record to maintain but it doesn't last when Steve gets involved

Steve still has a thing or two to learn about partnerships. Danny whump plus a little team whump.

Rule Number 3: And last of all...always, always remember to check the area before your partner walks into a bomb zone. Season 1.

Danny once said that if Steve was 'going to be the shoot first and ask questions later type of a guy' that he would like to be consulted, so he knows when to duck. So, when such a situation arises, Steve consults.

Danny has a acute reaction to an over the counter cold remedy.

Just what it says in the title! 26 individual stories of ways Danny gets hurt! Why? 'Cos it's fun! All team members will appear throughout.

Danny takes inventory of the stuff Steve has put in the trunk of DANNY'S car.

The team is throwing Steve a birthday party. Will Super SEAL enjoy his surprise? Written in response to Runner043's challenge to write a story for McGarrett's birthday.

Steve picks Grace up after Danny is hurt in the line of duty. The elevator stalls and the lights go off. One thing Danny never mentioned about his beloved daughter? She was afraid of the dark.

Steve's only task is to go home and recover from his nasty cold. Things don't go as planned. Really I just needed an excuse to mess with McGarrett a little bit.

After an encounter with a suspect leaves her shaken, Kono relies on Steve and the rest of her teammates to teach her how to fly again.

"I know a thing or two about nightmares." It amazed Steve that the same case that brought such peace to his own troubled spirit, brought nothing but borrowed terror to his partner's. 2.11 tag.

A 'slice of life' scene with Danny and Steve, set in Season Two prior to episode 2.10

Just a small oneshot of a sweeter Dom/Letty moment. Set around or before the first movie. Please read and review!

Danny is thrilled to discover a website that adds some much-needed insight into Steve's life as a SEAL. And if it causes his partner any embarrassment, well... that makes it even sweeter!

A storms keeps Danny from picking up Grace. When Steve jumps in to help out, he doesn't imagine the consequences.

Steve McGarrett learned long ago that if you get someone shot, you apologize. But what if it was yourself who pulled the trigger?

Danny suddenly takes violently ill. Steve worries. For all the Danny whumpers out there.

"Steven," he began as he placed the bags as far away as possible from the objects of his horror. "Why are there two pineapples sitting on your kitchen counter?"

"Steven, you are paying for the repairs."

Danny has nothing to do for Christmas since his only family is across the world for the entire week. Somehow he finds himself at Steve's door and gets more than he came for as he is introduced to a traditional McGarrett Christmas.

Grace makes some special cookies for her Five-0 'Ohana'.

Grace is playing with her Barbies and Danno has a question for Steve. "Do you want to tell me why my daughter is playing tea party with GI Joe hiding in the background, ready to attack at any moment?" Sequel to Boys Are Weird.

It may not be a dog tag, but it still meant the same thing. Missing scene and spoilers for 2.10 Ki'ilua.

After all he's been through, Steve needs to realize that it's okay for him to stand down now. Missing scene and spoilers for episode 2.10 Ki'ilua.

The Ten Commandments according to Detective Daniel Williams as directed at/to his partner .

Tag for for s1x20 Ma He Kahakai Shore . Following doctor's orders for the care of a broken arm is probably a good thing.

A story about what happens when the team discovers us - the readers and writers of fan fiction. Sam, Callen, Kensi, Deeks, Nell, Eric, and a "touch" of Hetty.

Steve's thoughts upon being rescued and taken home. He knows who he can trust, and now it matters so much more. Tag to 2x10. Oneshot.

Steve's sick, or so everyone tells him. Danny is overbearing. Kono reads a book.

Because sometimes even Letty has to let Dom take care of the situation…

Steve has a very serious talk with Lori. Enough said. Oneshot

Kono thinks that since the boys don't break, neither should she. But she's seen more than most rookies ever would, and it's starting to weigh on her. Luckily, Steve's always got her back.

A one-shot based on Lori's comment after the fight on Monday night's episode. Has to be Steve and Kono though.

Part of the "Bad Timing" 'verse. Steve and Danny are imprisoned and held in adjacent rooms, where Steve is forced to listen while Danny is being tortured.

Steve and Danny have to chase down a suspect. Afterwards, Steve brushes off Danny's comments about having chest pain and shortness of breath as his typical exaggerations-until Danny collapses.

He would do everything to stop that pain. He didn't know how much longer he was able to endure this. He slightly bent his head when he heard footsteps coming closer. "Boss?" There was a sharp intake of breath and then a whispered "Oh my God!"

4 Things Steve & Chin Don't Know about Danny and 1 Thing They Do Know

Danny learns the hard way that it's okay to ask for help sometimes.

Grace tries to eat an orange and have an introspective moment, but only partially succeeds. Tag to 1.15 Tidal Wave.

What Danny might have been thinking after Steve gave him a three day stay for the weekend with his daughter in the pilot. 1x01

She's seen her daddy be a hero and save the day. Now it's Grace's turn.

Danny is captured and given truth serum to make him talk. His captors don't know what they're in for. Rated T for some swearing.

NO SLASH. Everything's FUBAR as usual when Steve makes a suggestion that sets Danny off. "NO! Just, no. Nuh-um. Hell, no," he swore. Muttering quietly, he added, "I can not believe he just went there. Even for Steve, that's just too far."

Danny doesn't remember the bullet hitting him. Shameless/plotless Danny!whump. Rated for violence and language.

Danny thought that he knew what a SEAL in action looked like. Turns out he was wrong. 2.03 coda

Prompt fill for Hawaii 50 hc commentfic meme – kristen999's prompt. After the adrenaline rush is over, even will power can't keep Steve from crashing.

Place one divorced, devoted detective in a hospital waiting room, add a disaster prone partner, devious doctor, a dog and an impending date for one very interesting Saturday evening.

Carlisle and Esme's wedding night-there are so many versions of this particular episode in Cullen history that I love that I thought I'd try my own...

"Danny had known this all his life, but that didn't make it any easier. Steve knew it too, but had never before experienced it like this"...There's a first time for everything and everyone. Drama/friendship/family. AU oneshot nonslash .

Danny's sick, alone and in need of a friend. Sick!Danny. Rated T for swearing.

This time, Danny does have a gift for Steve... Season 1, Episode 14 Postscript

Plotless story that breaks 5th wall. Not for anyone who doesn't want to admit H5-0 is just a show. Exerpts: "Hi, my name is Sparra, and I have a problem." ... "Save a wave, ride a Five-0! It might have to become our new motto."

There's no plan. Adrenaline and anger dictate his actions. Danny reaches the door. The fact that it's unlocked, that he's deemed not a threat, fuels his rage.

There are skeletons in Steve McGarrett's closet and he hates it when they start banging on the door ... Rated T for Bad Language and Minor Sexual Scenes. No romance between named characters.

One way Danny drives Steve crazy.

Cargument where Danny explains to Steve the finer points of criminal organization. One-shot

Danny's got appendicitis. Steve's got a case. He kind of freaks out when he realizes Danny's sick.

Just a little banter between two friends over beer on the beach: "Don't be insulting," Steve huffed. "That's one of the SEAL mottoes." Danny: "Oh, and what's the other one? "If you're not crazy yet, we'll train you"?"

They are water-boarding a SEAL. It might be a little ironically comical if it weren't for the fact that Danny is being forced to watch.

When Danny and Steve get too competitive, Chin proposes a sandcastle building contest.

The day had finally come and Danny had to face facts. The Camaro was getting a new owner.

Steve is stuck in the car.

Danny has an abundance of lists and rules. And isn't afraid to share them.

Slight extension of a scene in the Sarin episode. Steve's expression grabbed me and wouldn't let go until I put it to words.

Everyone knows what a cargument is. Well, everyone except for Steve. And poor Danny gets to explain it to him.

Sometimes there is a good excuse to be absent from work. Danny whump, Steve angst and fried chicken...

Danny stubs his toe and Steve does his best to help him.

A robber tries to hold up Kamekona's shave ice shop when Steve and Danny are there. That's cold, brah!

Danno would do anything for his little 'monkey', even if it means going to the dreaded beach.

Steve and Gracie have to spend the night alone in his house when Danny gets stranded at the office during a tropical storm.

ONE SHOT DRABBLE. The guys of Five-0 go all big brother. Please Read A/N.

Danny is sick and his Ohana takes care of him

Danny has a condition he never bothered to tell Steve about.

Steve had a great idea, which causes Danny a huge headache.

Steve's in Rambo-mode, and this time, Danny threatens to resign. A heated argument ensues. One-shot. Rated T for mild language. Slightly edited on 5/12/11.

Danny's face goes white. "Oh my God. Look at you. With your Rambo paint and hardware from the latest issue of Guns and Ammo. You're in Super-Seal mode! Please don't tell me those clowns were right and that you're the strike-force?

Danny enjoys pushing Steve's buttons, until Steve pushes back. A bantery cargument fic based on a dream I had. Warnings for mildly naughty language and silliness.

New job, new partner...it's only fitting there would be new traditions.

Danny is lonely. Life hasn't turned out the way he expected, and he is having a hard time adjusting. His friends eventually intervene. One-shot.

After helping Grace with her homework, Danny starts talking in haiku. Needless to say, Steve is not pleased. Can you say "bantering in haiku?" This is a silly one, just for fun, guys. :

A tag to 1.08 Belief, and a sequel to Unity. As he comes to terms with Meca's death, Danny finds comfort in a very special place. Steve/Danny friendship

A speculative tag for 1.23 Until The End Is Near. When your little brother is sick, it's a big brother's duty to be at his side. Steve/Danny friendship

One shot: Post-case Danny gets a call that post-case hurt Steve is not where he should be. i.e. In bed, resting. Instead... he's on night manoeuvres.

A tribute to Danny's favorite inventor — with snipers. Just a little one-shot. Minor Danny whump. Hardly a whump at all, really. Updated for egregious spelling error. I hate typos.

Prompt #5: Sprain: "Oh really? Because last time I saw a joint looking that bad it was my own with a torn ligament!" Danny doesn't yell really, just presses his point home loudly, the hand holding the phone jutting out accusingly at Steve.

Rule number one. If you get someone shot, you apologize.

This isn't the first time Steve's had a gun pointed at the back of his head and judging by the buoyancy of the speeding vessel, there's a twenty percent chance the shooter will miss. Pretty decent odds.

Danny assumes that "working the other side" means being a sniper. How wrong he was... T for language and classic Steve whump.

Steve was scared. He was scared the day Hesse called him, the day his father died. He was scared of losing what little he'd gained, scared of failing his partner right when he'd started to figure out what it meant at all.

Danno has lost a brother - but he's also discovered a host of friends. One more post-ep for "Loa Aloha."

They both know he can never replace Matt. That's probably a good thing. There's not a whole lot of difference between brothers and partners, anyway. But that small variance makes all the difference in the world. Missing scene from Loa Aloha.

Danny needs time to think. Breathe. Sort out this new twist in his life. And Steve will make sure he's not alone whether he likes it or not. Post-ep to "Loa Aloha"

Drug overdose isn't a laughing matter...or is it?

When the hospital dismissed Steve at 3:00 am with a swollen knee, stitches in his head, and orders to rest, Danny knew it was up to him to make sure the orders were followed. Because left to his own devices, Steve would always get into trouble.

One-Shot : Danny suffers repercussions from his day. Tag to E Malama

After a particularly bad day, Steve is surprised by a little visitor. Quadruple drabble. Just a little plot bunny that cropped up at lunch and wouldn't leave me alone.

Steve has the mother of all colds. He just won't admit it. Danny is not amused. Not much in the way of plot. Just something I wrote during my lunch break here at work to make me happy.

Danny finds out Steve's been hiding an injury.

It doesn't snow in Hawaii, but flu season still makes the rounds.

Danny and Rachel are kidnapped by criminals playing a wicked, deadly game. Danny can't stop himself from protecting Rachel; Steve races the clock to save them both.

For dragonfly sg1 who wanted Steve whumpage/Danny comfort. Hypothermia is possible in Hawaii. Google says so.

If being asked to risk his life on a daily basis was annoying, being told he wasn't allowed to risk himself when he was clearly committed to doing so was infuriating. Missing scene to 1.12.

When Danny seems to have lost confidence in his game, Steve shows him what friends are for.

What had possessed him to let Steve talk him into doing this? Probably the fact that he trusted him.

Grace sets Steve straight.

Steve's learned Danno-speak.

Because Danny used a lot of words, but he said more of what really mattered with his hands. Steve just had to learn to listen.

Danny and Steve have a talk after the events of 1.07.

On most Wednesdays, Danny goes out with Batman. Steve heard it on good authority.

"This is Steve" Gracie stated as Steve nervously shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "He's my daddy's new health risk."

When Carter is chatting with Frank after his lunch date with Kerry and Susan, his enthusiastic comment "Susan looks great!" stuck with me and got me thinking. Here's where the muses took me.

Spoiler-ish through S9-1...very Carby though ;)