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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Deltora Quest, Shugo Chara!, and One Piece. Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. -Author Unknown Falling in love is like learning to play the piano, first you must learn to play by the rules; and then you must forget the rules and play from your heart -Author Unknown Name- Phoenix Black-Lestrange Hair color- Black Eye color- Amber Just a bit of advice I have learned recently: Stop dreaming start living Be yourself everyone else is already taken, Defy mediocrity, you are a victim of the rules you live by and most of all Love is infinite. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f*ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s*t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a*hole." Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a matress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?) On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her |
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