A/N: I don't own Harry Potter and Co. (as none of us lowly fanfiction writers do) and neither do I own Potter Puppet Pals (unfortunately). Just a stupid little fic I wrote after I saw "The Mysterious Ticking Noise". If you haven't seen it, please go watch it now, ( ) and then come back and read this; it's rather amusing and this will make much more sense.
Hermione, Ron, and Harry sat gapping at Hermione's laptop. The top of the web page read "Potter Puppet Pals; The Mysterious Ticking Noise". Ron turned to his friends with a pained expression on his face.
"Please…. PLEASE don't tell me I talk like that."
Harry laughed. "What? You're not gay? Would've never guessed it." He imitated the movie, "Ron, Ron, Ronald WEEEEZLEY!" and was rewarded with a punch in the stomach. "At least I don't spazz out. 'HARRY POTTER!HARRYPOTTER! HARRY POTTER!HARRYPOTTER! HARRY POTTER!HARRYPOTTER!'" retorted Ron, now imitating the puppet Harry. Hermione snorted. "At least they got your gender right. I sound like a guy in that." The three paused for a moment. Then Ron asked "What's a pipe bomb?"
Minerva McGonagall found herself unable to control her laughter as she watched Albus Dumbledore's face contort into that of great horror as he watched a movie called "Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise" on their computer.
"I. Do not. Go around. Acting. Like. A hyper. PRARIE DOG!" said Dumbledore, a little upset. "And I most certainly don't pop up randomly naked." McGonagall continued to laugh. "If I poke in the right spot at certain times you most certainly do."
Dumbledore glared at her.
"Go ahead and laugh. I'm sure you won't be laughing if they ever make you into a ridiculous looking puppet!"
Severus Snape took a strong sleeping potion and went straight to bed in hopes of not remembering anything of the ridiculous movie in the morning.
Lord Voldemort smiled evilly as he watched the last part of a video titled "Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise".
"Hm… I like it. I blow up Hogwarts and I get a catchy theme song…"
He pulled out his wand and started tapping it on the table in front of him.
"Voldemort, Voldemort, Lord Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort…"