Laxus groaned as he opened his eyes, allowing a shimmer of light to come in. What happened last night? He though as he remembered the drunken activities that took place on his bed just hours earlier. He looked over to the unconscious, naked, messy brunette laying on her D-cups. Huh. She's pretty hot. He thought. Good Job, per usual. He smirked, congratulating himself. It was yet another one night stand where Laxus banged a girl so hard she would still be unconscious for hours with bruises the exact size, and shape, of his hands on her hips when she woke up. What number is this? Laxus thought to himself as he got out of bed. 100? He asked as he made his way to the kitchen, not caring to put on a shirt or boxers. She wouldn't be up for hours anyways.

When he finally made his lazy trip down the hallway to the kitchen, he opened a drawer next to the fridge. The door was filled to the top with hand written apology letters Laxus had Freed print for him. His handwriting was better after all. "Fuck. What was her name?" He though aloud to himself as he scratched his head. "Tiffany? Jamie?" He thought about the brunette's name. "Shit." He said as he scribbled a combination of 5 names very messily so she couldn't read it at the top of the pre-written letter. "Whatever." He mumbled as he walked away from the letter on the table. Stretching his arms up high, he leaned in to smell his armpit. "Man, I have to shower." He said aloud as he walked towards the bathroom.

Laxus had been doing this routine for months now. He would go to the guild, stare at a certain card mage for a while, get frustrated, and go to a sketchy bar. The rest he doesn't remember much, but he always ends up with similar girls in his bed in the morning. They all had one thing in common- no matter how you looked at it, one distinct feature of theirs was exactly like Cana Alberona's. No mistake. Whether it was was her long wavy hair, or her perfect D-cups, maybe her big eyes that dragged him in, even her cocky smile that rivaled his. All the girls looked like her. But they weren't her. He had her once, and he remembers every detail. The way the sweat covered her cleavage, the way her boobs bounced when he slammed into her, the way she cried his name, the way she took charge when he was distracted, and the way her loved every minute of it, and every minute of her.

That was, until the morning.

Waking up after that amazing night was like waking up from a dream. Everything went bad. She was flustered, and regretful- the total opposite of Laxus, who was beaming on cloud 9. She told him to just forget it. To forget everything. To forget her. The love they made. Everything. Gone. But how could he forget! She was amazing. Like no one he had ever been with before.

As Laxus' mind went off on thoughts about his beloved Cana, Laxus Jr. was getting excited, and Laxus didn't have time for that. His hand slammed to the shower nozzle, and immediately brought it from medium heat, to that of Antarctica. "That should help." He said to himself. "Nothing good will come of thinking of her again." He said aloud. After that night, Laxus basically swore off love. He knew love existed- but not for him. Not for someone who went back on his guild, the people who cared about him most. He didn't deserve her. He didn't deserve anyone for that matter.

After he had cooled down, Laxus grabbed a towel and wrapped it loosely around his torso. He stepped in front of the mirror, and stared at himself for a moment. He was dripping wet, tattoos ablaze, biceps flexed. He was practically a sex god- women would do anything to have sex with Laxus. More like woman had done everything to sleep with Laxus. It didn't take much if he was drunk- any girl with big boobs would satisfy him for a night. But that was just it. Only a night. She, now she satisfied him for days. Maybe even weeks. But he needed her like a drug. The more he saw her, the more he wanted her, and the more he wanted her, the more he knew he couldn't have her.

"Why, goddamn it." Laxus punched his bathroom door, causing it to shatter and fly off the hinges. Groaning, he stepped over the mess on the floor and headed back to the kitchen. Food. Ripping open the fridge, Laxus' eyes scanned the shelves for anything relatively healthy for dinner. I guess there's nothing in here but booze. He concluded as he stared a brewery cooler in the face. Cans, upon bottles, upon a very precariously placed keg, lined the shelves of Laxus' fridge. Grabbing a can, he slammed it down on the counter, not caring for the noise. Tapping the lid a few times, he opened it with a hiss. "Its five o'clock somewhere." He said before tipping it back.

Closing his eyes, he felt the cold liquid cascade down his throat. The chill it left on his tongue could almost wash all his sorrows away. But as soon as the liquid ran out, so did that sweet moment of contentment. Shaking the can to listen for the last drop, Laxus' face fell as he crushed it between his hands, and threw it behind his head. Listening for the clatter of the can hitting other cans, he smirked when he realized he made the basket. Just like every other time he made the basket- which just so happened to be every time.

Realizing he had no plans for today, Laxus stood in his kitchen. After all, what could he do? Freed was probably ogling over Mira at the bar per usual. Bixlow obviously was somewhere with Lisanna. As for Evergreen, she was most likely shamelessly hitting on Elfman. All his friends had lovers, and he was just a bachelor.

And a bachelor had to have a pad. Laxus was no exception. The way larger than necessary lacrima screen was stacked on top a shelf of a movie collection that was strictly action. There was no need for a mini fridge because his fridge was giant enough- including a wealthy supply of beer and frozen chicken wings. The sports channel was the most popular channel obviously, and he couldn't count the amount if times hes had to pick up thrown articles of clothing form the living room because he was just too impatient to get to the bedroom. The color scheme was basic, Laxus didn't care much for his living space, this was a bachelor pad after all. And the most important room on a bachelor pad was the bedroom.

To say the bedroom was fancy was an understatement. The bedroom was grand- no- royal. It could rival that of a princes'. The bed was obviously the focus, it was larger than necessary placed prominently in the middle. The sheets were made of fabric so soft that a baby's bottom couldn't even compare. The gold sheets shimmered in the sunlight that came through the windows, passing over sheer curtains in the morning. The fluffy gold and white pillows that stacked high were crested with a cursive 'L' for personalization. And that was about the only thing personal in this room. The walls were generic white, with a gold band around the top for decoration, as was the carpet. There were minimal paintings and personal belongings around the room. All his clothes were inside the dresser or the closet. Even his shoes were tucked away nicely. It was neat. It was bland. And it was clear that this room was made for one thing. Sex.

Sighing, Laxus contemplated what to do with his day. Nothing particular coming to mind, he walked towards his room to get dressed. Opening the door slowly, he peeked his head in. She's still passed out. This time opening the door wide enough for him to fit through, Laxus strutted into his room and went to his closet. Scanning the shelves, Laxus grabbed some clothes at random and threw them behind him. He placed his right leg into a pair of simple silk black boxers, followed by his left. Grabbing the t shirt off the floor, he whipped his arms through, and pulled it over his head before tugging it down to his navel. Reaching for his pants, he sat on the edge of the bed, putting them on just as his boxers- right, then left. Standing up, he jumped a few times to get snug in his jeans that hugged his package almost too well. Looking into the mirror, Laxus admired himself.

I guess its just one of those days. And by one of those days, Laxus meant everyday. Another day for him to fawn over a drunken girl who was apparently too drunk to distinguish Natsu from Gray, yet sober enough to know not to sleep with him. Sitting at the edge of the guild at an empty table was great and all, but he wanted to get closer to her. Today is a good a day as any to take a chance. He thought to himself as he grabbed his leather jacket. I guess its off to the guild hall. He thought as he slammed his front door shut.

Laxus sighed as he walked into the guild hall. Searching around, he noticed Natsu and Gray head to head in the corner, Lucy talking to Levy who sat next to Gajeel, Juvia eying Gray, and Erza eating strawberry cake while Mira watched ever them all. None of that really mattered to him, because after his eyes locked on her, he knew where he was headed. Standing up straight, Laxus swaggered over to the bar. Leaning against the wood, Laxus looked at Cana who wasn't looking back at him to his dismay. Looking away, he watched her through his peripheral vision. She still didn't notice him. Getting impatient, Laxus placed his fist on the bar with a bang, grabbing her attention.

"Hey there, Sparky. Long time no see." She said sarcastically.

"Like wise, drunkard." He snapped back before regretting it immediately after.

"Woah, whats with all the black?" She looked him up and down. "Training to be a ninja?" She snapped back just as fierce.

"Checking me out are we?" He smirked, flashing his smile.

"You wish, bug zapper." She laughed before taking another sip of her beer. Laxus watched as her lips pressed lightly around the ring of the cup, separating them to allow the liquid to enter. The slight slurping noises filled his ears as he gazed at her. She let out a satisfying ahh as a light trail of beer trickled down her chin. "So what are you up to today? Come to challenge me at a drinking match?" She winked as Laxus laughed at her.

"You wish. I learned my lesson last time I woke up on my front steps." He chuckled at the memory before deciding to sit on the bar stool next to her.

"Then what are you in for?" She asked while hailing Mira to refill her glass, and to grab one for Laxus.

Nodding a thanks to Mira, Laxus threw back his glass. "I thought Id just come for a visit, you know?" He said. "Its not everyday I can come down here and drink my weight in booze." He said, poking fun.

"I'm not here everyday." She smirked. "Sometimes I'm too hungover to get out of bed." She laughed as Mira came over to them with a slip of paper in here hand. "Oh god Mira, please don't tell me you need me to pay my tab right now- I haven't had a job in weeks!" Cana groaned.

Mira smiled. "Thats exactly why I came over here!" Mira giggled, and Laxus could tell she was up to no good. "I have a job, and I think you two would be perfect. Cana, its just enough to pay off you tab once you split the reward in half!" Mira squealed excitedly.

"What do you mean you two." Cana asked sceptically.

"You and Laxus of course!" Mira smiled.

Cana looked at Laxus, who looked bored per usual, and back to Mira. "I guess I can hand out with this lightning rod for a few days- wheres the mission?" Cana asked.

"Oh good!" Mira clapped her hands together and placed the paper on the bar. "Its only one days worth of travel and the job is placed near the beach! You'll be staying in a fancy hotel, and I think there's even a water park! Wont that be so fun! They have slides and-"

"Mira." Laxus interrupted. "That's great and all, but whats the job." He always stuck to business.

"Oh." Mira said. "Sorry about that. The job is to stay in the hotel- under cover of course. They think that some guests and faculty are actually from a dark guild and they're not sure why. People have gone missing, a lot of things have been going wrong in the resort, and they're loosing customers fast. They just need a few wizards- that's you guys- to stay there for five or six days and hopefully catch the bad guys!" Mira said all to excitedly.

"Sounds easy enough." Laxus said lazily.

"Oh, but that's not even the best part!" Mira giggled.

"Why do I know I'm going to regret accepting this mission?" Cana groaned as she took another sip of her drink.

"You two will be posing undercover as a newly wed couple!" Mira clapped her hands together.

"Definitely regretting it." Cana said, to which Laxus laughed.

"All I have to do is play house with this drunkard for a week and I get a reward?" Laxus laughed. "That's too easy, I'm in."

"How much is this reward?" Cana asked. Mira just smiled, and pointed to it on the paper. Cana gasped and looked to Laxus who raised an eyebrow as he silently asked if she was in. "Oh, I'm in."

"What time does the train leave?" Laxus asked Mira.

"Well." She checked the time. "If you leave now, I'd say in an hour!"

Cana almost spit her drink out. "An hour! Jesus Mira, give a girl some time to pack will you!"

"Meet at the train station in thirty." Laxus looked to Cana.

Swallowing the last sip of her drink, Cana slammed the mug down. "In thirty." She repeated as they rushed out of the guild hall.

"They're just too cute." Mira sighed as she watched the two.

"You better be careful, Mira." A smooth voice said.

"Oh hush up Erza. They belong together and they just don't know it yet."

So, ive been wanting to write a Laxana fic for sometime- and then this came into my head! I tryped it monday and was going to wait till I finished Neko Tail t publish this- BUT I GET EXCITED AND HAD TO PUT IT OUT THERE BECAUSE I PLANED THE WHOLE THING OUT AND I THINK ITS GOING TO BE GREAT- AND IM WRITING IN CAPS WHOOPS. So. Thank you for reading! Please leave a review if you like it! ~Hana