Name: Ma-chan, Chopper or GreenSan/GS works just fine

Age: 18 (don't wanna! TT^TT)

Height: Circus 1.60 cm... I'm short XD

Gender: Female. At least I think so (sweatdrop)

Bio: Uhm... I'm orange XD As in the color. And a hamster, according to current reasonings... Never knows quite when to shut the fuck up and tells people too much about myself, does my best to respect everyone I meet and loves a good friend who is there for me when I fall down. Which I do quite hard, when I do. In return, I will always be there to give back tenfoldth! I'm also bi with a broken heart, but I'll get through it and find a guy/girl who can stand all my talking and moodswings.
+ I'm a poet and a lover of words.

Fave authors: J R Ward (Black Dagger Brotherhood), Stini-sensei (the Lore serie X3) and Eiichiro Oda (ONE PIECE) are my current loves

My kind of music: I live by the belief that there are at least ONE song by every artist which I can enjoy, so I can listen to pretty much anything. But I always enjoy Nickelback, Vocaloids and a song with a good beat X3

Recomended books: BDB, the books Stini will give out (even if I haven't read them, yet), The Mammoth Book of Vampires/Monsters/Supernatural, Women of the Underworld

Recommended movies: Avatar, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Transformers, Mamma Mia!, Watchmen, Happy Feet!, RENT (Broadway version), Moulin Rouge

Recommended animes: One Piece, Sousei no Aquarion, Loveless, Junjou Romantica, Ayashi no Ceres, Ookami Kakushi, Simoun, Revolutionary Girl Utena etc.

Fave manga: ONE PIECE! (IMO the manga is much better than the anime), Fairy Tail, The World God Only Knows, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Bartender etc.

Loves to do: Read, write and help. I especially loves to write poems, they are like small stories for me and helps me get through this life~

Things I can't stand: People who are trying to change my looks without my consent (trust me, don't try if you want to keep your balls/other loved body parts), the stench of surstromming and my own weak self.

Words I live by:

"Everyone won't love you and you can't love everyone." My dad taught me this, he also taught me that respect is so much more important than liking in some cases.

"Why be normal?" Found it on a needle... Loves it!

"I am because you are." An African saying which I simply adore.

"To believe is to know without proof." I don't need proof for what God does, since the miracle called life can't be explained anyway, right?

"There's always a way; the fucker is just bloody damn good at hide-and-seek!" It does work out, flowers and stories, if I just work with it and try to see it in a different way... XP

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Please visit this site if you wanna see the whole deal; http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1440859/

MY FRIENDS: (Ya ain't many, by ya is PRECIOUS!!)

PrincessXD: I love her. That's the first thing I'll say about my very best friend. She got an AWESOME BRAIN which she HAS to put into the game and use to write even more awesome fics~~

A little pirate at heart: My God, what to say about my beloved sensei? Thanks for always telling me when I do something wrong and what I could change? Thanks for always telling me the reason to why you're offline? Thanks for reading 'Monsters' there in the hard beginning? She's also amazing and I admire her soooo much! Her Lore stories are some of the best I've ever read and I can't wait for the updates.

SlowSunrise: Another Swede! She's my funny fangirl whom I am a fangirl for, who should get her butt in gear to write on 'Dark Sun' some time soon! *rage* No, I'll be nice now. She's funny, proud and don't let things beat her (just like 'A little pirate'). I'll so visit her this summer!

Far away yet so near: My biggest fangirl, I think. She's the one calling me an orange hamster and the one whom I can talk with without cares, she's so like me even if she is so far away XD

Note: You know that you are my friend if I let you try to change me.
Note 2: And even more if I've written a poem for you. Or, as in SlowSunrise's case, a story.

My favorite fanfictions:

Betting: As I told Gecko-chan, this story is one of the best out there! It holds almost everything I love, AU, gangs and hot ZoSan *drool* And she's about to upload some more goodies to, like one where they are models, a craving of mine which finally will be sated!! But now back to 'Betting'. It's well written and has an amazing character usage, just like Lore, which I IMO makes or breaks an AU.

At East Blue High, you’re either in one gang or in another. Otherwise you’ll end up hurt. Here, everyone take sides. You’re either from the slum neighborhoods in the Water 7 section.. YAOI ZOSAN :D

Memories: I didn't read it at first, since I thought it looked to depressing on the summary. But boy, was I misstaken? It totally blew me away, and I think it was one of the reasons to why I managed to get my ass in gear and work on my own ZoSan. This one has gansters, angst, hot love, UNDERGROUND FIGHTING! All of which I love~
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a fiend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, boysecks

The Sun's Dark Secret: My birthday-gift which I managed Kurks to make into a Urban Fantasy one with Aztec/Mayan-flavour~ Yummy! If you like crime, check it out, she writes an AMAZING Smoker X3
1943, New York, New York. The city is ruled from the shadows by mysterious creatures, and alone stands a Dark Prince. A tale about people who never were supposed to meet, nor fall in love. Urban fantasy,yaoi, het. SmoAce, ZoSan, LuNam, etc.

The Dark Knight of GLU: Once again a story I didn't read 'cause of the summary but is soooo happy I did read! If it wasn't for the fact that I'm about to write something set in Japan, I would so read this about five times more to help me getting into the game!
When Zoro gets sent back to the States to finish college, a chance encounter with a gorgeous blonde in a dark alley changes his entire life. Either Fate and Karma have decided to have fun at Zoro's expense, or it's just pure bad luck. Yaoi; crack humor

Here's my stories!

Heaven in Hell; Can not belong to you; (Completed) In a world of Hell, a young woman is chosen as 'the Bride', and must choose between Heart and Duty... Heaven or Hell.

Heaven in Hell; Give me back my heart; (Completed) A Child of fire meets with a Child of Ice, a meeting fated to be filled with emotions. But will they be able to handle them? Prequel to 'Can not belong to you'.

Heaven in Hell; For you I will; (Completed) She knows he will stop at nothing to claim her, but will she be able to accept him for the price of peace? Sequel to 'Can not belong to you', and the end of 'Heaven in Hell'.

This is a serie divided in three parts as you can see. 'Can not belong to you' is actually the middle story, but that's what will come up first, to give you all a taste of it. I hope you will enjoy it!

Heaven in Hell; The start of something new?; (In progress) The course of one evening can change the fate of many, when love is in the air everyone wants to find some happiness...

Okay, so I came up with a short "story" in a Vantage Point inspired mood for my 'Heaven in Hell'-serie. Eight different pairings meets during party, which ones will last a lifetime?

My theory about...; (Still writing/posting) One piece is an amazing serie, and I got a bunch of theories about the current chapters which I want to share with others! Crack

My God... My own Crack serie XD

The wonders of alcohol; (Still writing/posting) Alcohol gives you the courage and power to do what you never could before, alcohol fucks up your life royally. Z&S, 1&2, L&N, Sm&A, A&S

Tell me if you want me to write a specific pairing/setting!

These familiar streets; (Still writing/posting) After almost three years in Tokyo, Sanji now returns to Kyoto to fight in that war again. Problem is, now he also has to face the lover and the life he left behind.

For Kurks' (SlowSunrise's) birthday... She wanted a ZoSan and I wanted to post something about Japan, so I'll do something inspired by 'I'd come for you' by Nickelback and Fushigi Yuugi in modern Kyoto.
If you've ever been to Kyoto, please help me!!

Beneath a sky of steel; (Completed) Ace committed such a mistake such long time ago, but now, as he has sold his soul to a war he doesn't feel anything for, he might be able to straighten it all out...

My first try on AceLu, a Challenge my nee-san Veronica gave me which I think turned out pretty good.

Please read the stuff! Otherwise it would be pretty pointless for me to write it, ne?
Since; I am because you are