"You don't understand!" Chopper shouted with tears running through his fur. "Robin's lost her mind! She's literally been driven insane!" DISCONTINUED! Please stop following; I am already wracked with guilt!

Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!

A rainbow of colors, five girls and their five Other World counterparts, caught between shared identity, difference and sameness, and love. Short stories and as a whole, one long story of real self/Other Self, and yes, that is a pairing slash. Yuri.

Sentences regarding the One Piece universe - humour, love, death, and life springing forth from one word prompts. Challenge me, I dare you! Chpt. 25 - Pirates vs Ninjas, sorta.

It started with a ten foot billboard, it followed with Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka working together, and it became so much more than they ever had thought it could be. Yuri/rated M for explicit scenes in the later chapters. [dropped]

"I mean, yes, we're sinking. But the music is exceptional." — Franky/Robin.

Retellings of some fables, myths, and tales concerning the supernatural and strange with the Strawhats involved.

"You are a loquacious, meddling, impudent woman. I don't like it," she stated bluntly. I could not stand this kid's attitude. I really thought we would never get along. And then I started thinking out loud.

In the wild, animals hide evidence of pain, in order to avoid appearing to be easy prey. So does Robin.

Categorized as a parody, because "crap" wasn't an option. And as Crime, because it is such, against humanity.

Me: Tired of shitty fanfics? Yeah I am too, and that is why I am writing this story. This is basically a collection of one-shots that kind of flow like a plot.

This package contains a freeze-dried collection of humorous short stories. Just add water. Keep out of reach of children.

The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!

A set of crossover drabbles. Different crossover per chapter. Mostly crack. Lots of yuri. Chapter Six: Kick reason to the curb, Madoka!

Oh my dearest, you should know better than to fall in love with the sea.

It all begins with blood. The death of Sakuya Izayoi. ::RemiliaxSakuya, of course. Guest starring MokouxKaguya!::

On the sixteenth night of April, under a full moon, the Devil claimed the life of a human. The birth of Sakuya Izayoi. ::RemiliaxSakuya if you squint hard enough::

Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.

Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.

Sakuya and Murasa discover they have a common love of the fine and well-aged. "Even if that sounds a little gushy for me, I hear ya, Izayoi."

Byakuren doubts herself. Murasa won't let her. "What's it like to die?" "What's it like to grow old?"

serendipity: 1. The phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for. 2. Everyday life with two Data Entities. -collection of preseries drabbles-

Isn't this just like being married?" In which Stein questions her motives for staying with him and Marie answers in the most interesting ways possible.

It's not Stalking. It's Observing.

When Usopp gets himself into trouble, his nakama unhesitatingly rescue him. But 'rescue' turns out to be a cut-throat fight-to-the-death combat challenge, and there could very well be fatal consequences. Features all Strawhats. No pairings. Complete.

The four stages of grief. There is a monster in the apartment above Zoro's. That's bad enough, but then there's the call from Japan…the damned prank call from Japan… AU, rated T for language. No pairings.

The Straw Hats get executed, starting with Luffy. Usopp, digging his own grave, haha, narrates the ordeal. Oneshot. This is a comedy. No, really!

The Hive was a school filled to the brim with motor-mouthed, snarky, rude, wallet snatching, disrespectful, thieves. But they were a family nonetheless. A series of oneshots.

All the cloth on the Thousand Sunny is taken by a strange old man, leaving the crew naked. Now, being days, perhaps even weeks away from reaching land, sexual tensions mount amongst the Straw Hat pirates as they battle their carnal urges...! LuffyxNami

Luffy decides to give meaningful presents to his crew. Short, sweet, and maybe a *tad* cracky.

AU in which Sanji attempts to go on a date with every girl in the One Piece universe. Good Luck Sanji!

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

No one on the crew understands Robin better than Nami. When a tired Nami finds a troubled Robin just before bedtime, how will one nakama comfort another?

Thirteen is the minimum age to make an account on this site, and there's a pretty good reason for that, too... - One shot; crack fic.

My name is Angela, and when I died, I thought my life was over. Little did I know my new life would begin, and I would travel the region with strange people while someone tries to kill me. What fun

Several excerpts set in various AUs both plausible and quite frankly ridiculous. High Schools, CP9, Water 7 and the most god-awful Marines since Garp. Fulfilment of my own challenge. Check my profile page for contributions from other writers. COMPLETE

Kid purchases a laptop for the sole purpose of research. Before he heads off to read the large manual, he warns Liz and Patty to leave it alone until he's done. Does he really believe that Liz and Patty would follow this particular order?

Takes place after "Titans Together." The Teen Titans and some of the honorary Titans have discovered a strange book. What happens when it turns out to be a Robin/OC Mary Sue fic? Why, absolute chaos, of course.

Sanji is forced to learn that the women don't always need his help.

Prank warfare. Luffy, Usopp and Chopper vs. Robin and, unwittingly, Nami. Crack... angst. *genre fail*

Robin and Luffy switch powers while on an adventure. Oneshot for Amethyst Turtle.

To atone for her life of swindling, thieving, and just plain cruelty, Nami is going to be visited by three spirits to teach her the true meaning of Christmas. If she doesn't try to kill them with a broom handle... AU, not original but ooooh weeeell...

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Robin never would have thought she had a talent for a lost art of legend... Oneshot. Bit cracky. Written for Amethyst Turtle.

Hancock simply cannot believe there is a guy out there that can pass by without staring at her ass...slight crack, AU, oneshot. Enjoy.

There was only one thing Nico Robin knew for sure: Luffy couldn't read, and she could. To her, that was a completely simple and conclusive equation with only one possible solution..." LuRo FRIENDSHIP 'cause there are not nearly enough of those around!

The Wizard of Oz, Titans Edition! Poor Starfire has crashed onto a strange planet with her pet Silkie. Threatened by an evil witch,she meets friends who also are in need of something. Can they make it to the grand wizard of this mysterious land?

A short poem about Christmas aboard the Sunny. Not at all serious. Spoilers for post-Thriller Bark.

Mayuri wants to try an experiment, and many people have rejected him. Toshiro, Ichigo, even Aizen! But what happens when Byakuya agrees? Randomness. T for language.

A series of jokes/facts about the Gym Leader Sabrina, done in the style of Chuck Norris facts.

Short story, Zoro's POV. Zoro contemplates feelings for Robin when Enel attacks her as in the Skypiea Arc. Update: Robin's side of the story.

After being accused of being stupid, because she's blonde, Terra sprays her hair black and becomes a goth. The hair dye she uses, however, changes more than just her hair colour... One shot. Contains silly humour with some BBTerra.

Ichigo had a dream. In it, he was getting married. IchixRuki IchixHime here. R&R.

The Titans have finally met an adversary they cannot overcome...their fan base.

What drives a dreamer from his or her goal? What destroys trust and faith in the world? What turns a dreamer into a monster?

Inside you will find a lovely, clever ? little parody that you might enjoy... if you've read Twilight. The Titans have a mission... to rid the world of the evil that threatens to destroy us every day... that's the vampires. TITANS VS CULLENS! DIE IDJITS!

Sanji purchases a spinner and hangs it on the wall in the galley. The results are not quite as he planned... Basically Gen. K plus for a wee bit o' violence.

To the Mall of Shopping! With Robin out of town, Starfire needs someone to mall crawl with, Cyborg volunteers. He has no idea what he's got himself into. Just was does she do at all those trips to the mall?

While captured by Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth, the Titans have a lot of time to talk and explore EVERY pairing in the Teen Titans fandom. Pairings are not my opinions, just facts from breaking the fourth wall. Parody of pairings and some common scenarios.

Whatever they did, it didn't really matter because they were all together. A sentence collection, 25 per chapter. Theme: OT3 threesomes . Various pairings. Warning; May contain spoilers for those not updated with manga/anime

One-shot. Robin has just realized he's stuck in another yaoi fanfic, and he's doing everything he can to keep himself from getting to the end of the fanfic. Meanwhile, Starfire comes up with a plan to help Robin escape his fate. Please read and review!

.:Post Breaking Dawn:. Bella finally understands the true meaning behind the word "forever."

A one-shot that encompasses Zoro and Robin's relationship in a modern AU. One of the scenarios I had thrown out the window for Water Sector.

Grace is a diehard fangirl, madly in love with a character nobody likes. But when The Magical Paintbrush Fairy -who's really just Miss Goldenweek- shows up and offers to manifest her fan art, Grace's fictional crush becomes a rather odd real-life romance.

Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives. (Note: a properly formatted (and updated with typo fixes) version of this is available at Ao3 under the same author name.)

Kalifa thinks about her life after her defeat, and realises nothing is like it was before. One-Shot.

A late night drabble at the Kuchiki estate. Byakuya just doesn't understand his sister sometimes. Post SS. Slight IchiRuki vibe.

THE TENTHENNIAL ONESHOT EXTRAVAGANZA HAS BEGUN! And it involves Robin and Starfire getting kidnapped by an unusual villain, for an unusual reason. The Evil Plot Bunny has been lured by celebratory cake! HUNGRY AND EVIL!

What exactly would a lonely Pichu be waiting for? Well, some things are better left unasked as one Glameow soon finds out.

It is common knowledge amongst cat owners that a cat can crush you. Ichigo is not, in fact, a cat owner, but he will soon learn this rule regardless. -IchigoxYoruichi- -T for language-

Stein is obsessed with something new, and Marie worries over that. / SteinxMarie

A parody of Diamond and Pearl. Two different people enter their games purely for your entertainment. The game isn't going right but being a criminal, killing Gym Leaders and using AR doesn't make it better but does make it more fun. Now with epilogue.

No hollow, no espada, no betrayer, could ever be as horrifying, as noxious, or just plain mind-numbing as this threat to sanity: the Mary Sue. If you too would join the fight against seeing your favorite fandom destroyed, gear up and read on comrade.

While fighting a sword wielding alien Gwen gets a small haircut and Kevin becomes livid. Why? And what happens after? Gwevin One Shot

Oneshot. Blackfire thinks about a certain planet...and a certain sister who happens to reside there.

This is a Teen Titans story that i thought of. Has an OC but that plays into the story as it's his intro. Name's Bohusk and he's here to stay. OCX? It's funny. Rated T for language and action. DONE!

Post DH. Harry's at the Burrow after the Battle. How do you think Harry feels after Voldemort's death? Happy? Sad? Disappointed? Oneshot, Harry and Ginny. T because they're teens.

...Eventually. A series of One-shots surrounding Team Galactic and all their greatness! Features a variety of genres,couples,etc. Ch14: CHARON-CENTRIC CHAPTER! Finally updated!

The parody of Twilight that is in no way meant to be taken seriously. A short, abusive summary of all four books. Written by an author who strongly dislikes the series. 'Disco balls are smexi. Everyone's perfect. Let's skip through a medow.'

Robin and Nami have a talk about their past. While Nami has put it mostly behind, Robin clearly has not. No pairings, rated T for some swearwords. Possible spoilers up to the Shabondy Archipelago Arc. One Shot.

A bright red higanbana was blooming at brink of the Sanzu River. /one-shot/

It is a sad day for the world of One Piece. Luffy was captured in his attempt to free Ace, and now they both await their executions. It would seem that all hope is lost...or is it? One shot.

What if the Cullens wern't really vampires, but a cult? And guess who's their leader... A Twilight AU Dramedy.

Usopp is charged with entertaining his captain and Chopper one day, and decides to tell them a story. Needless to say, this does not go as planned.

The Titans meet five odd girls who claim to be their sisters. This is NOT going to be good for Robin's headache...

Blair discovers that Soul has yet to have his first kiss. Trauma ensues until Maka is forced to intervene on his behalf.

It's only a devil fruit ability, he reminds himself. Nothing beside the monstrosity cupped between all her palms. That could wipe out everyone on the island. Genfic

Sometimes, Brooke thought he was going insane.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

When visiting Tamaran, Robin and Raven are forced to share a room...and a bed::"AH!" she screamed. "What is it?" Robin asked, alarmed. "Holy-! Robin! You have seriously cold feet!"::Rob/Rae friendship...? Slight Cy/Rae, BB/Rae, and Rae/Star friendship...?

While fighting a Hollow, Ichigo and Rukia find a baby that looks strangely like-them? How will they handle being suddenly thrust into parenthood? Ichiruki, implied Hitsukarin. R&R, pretty please!

Robin writes a polite letter requesting that 4Kids clean up their dub. When they fail to do so, Robin gets angry- and 4Kids won't like her when she's angry. Rated for implied gore and general 4Dorks bashing.

AT Aizen has always wanted a family. Now he has one: three sons, and one loving daughter. Primarily Rukia's POV, with Aizen and Gin, as well as some others later on. COMPLETE.

One-Shot. Character-Piece. Each Titan considers what it means to be a hero.

Random group of oneshots starring the Titans. Full Summaries located inside. Just Added:: Alien...Canon/Non-Canon Pairings.

During a cyclone Robin is lost overboard to be saved by MiHawk. MiHawk&Robin, Mugiwara's, the two team move in a desperate chase. One, to save the world from complete annihilation, the other, to reclaim their lost nakama. MiXRo. ZoXRo. CHAPTER 19 is up!

Nico Robin had been running her entire life. She believed that she would always be alone. Then she became a Straw Hat and everything changed. A retelling of her journey from her point of view.

Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'

Crackfic. Unadulterated crackfic. The musical in 1:02.34 seconds.

[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.

They say that death is final, but no Strawhat would accept that without a fight. Now Zoro and Robin must struggle through a bewildering maze of alternate universes in order to find their memories, their selves—and each other. [lots of AUs, mostly gen]

Orihime invites everyone to a game of spin the bottle. But that can only mean trouble.

The Titans find themselves in serious trouble with the Law... but which one?

Happy Birthday to Nico Robin of One Piece! A story about Nico Robin and the birthdays she remembers. [WARNING: SPOILERS up to manga chapter 399]

Rukia writes a song about her favorite bunny!

When it came right down to it, they didn't have a mother, but that didn't really stop them from wondering what it would be like if they did.

What the title says. Your trusty guide to all the things you may not know about Mary Sues. Warning: Minor sarcasm and Mary Sue bashing

Me. You. Mary Sue.

Robin's getting married, and Starfire needs to learn to be more selfish.

On the rare occasion that she finds herself alone, Starfire likes to play makebelieve. Implied RobinStarfire

crack!fic An alternate ending, where Cheza snaps. T for random acts of violence

When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z

When Blackfire does the right thing at last, for the right reason, the line between Life and Death will rest on one who no longer cares... [OneShot]

After overhearing a conversation between Inoue and her friends, Ishida embarks upon a new sewing quest, one that will test his skills as a handicraft master and his fortitude as a human being.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Miss AllSunday has failed Crocodile, and suffers the consequences. Set at the appropriate point in the Alabasta arc.

Blackfire is in prision. Sort of a reflection fic.

Green Eggs and Ham... OP style