It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

A collection of unrelated one-shots. Each chapter is a short story.

Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.

Loki finds a way to get what he is missing.

It has always been Loki's job to support his brother. How exactly he does that, however, is up to his discretion. Mix of movie-verse and mythology.

Ruffians? No problem. Thugs? Cake walk. Returning a Lost Princess to her Kingdom? That's a bit of a toughie.

Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.

Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.

A strange man from the year 2010 has arrived in Camelot, selling strange and wonderful things, like cell phones, computers, televisions...and books about sparkling vampires? Inspired by Merlin Children in Need 2009. Crack!fic

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.

After "The Uncanny Valley", Reid starts to withdraw from the team. Hotch searches for the cause. WARNING: This story deals with self injury and mentions sexual assault. RATED M. DO NOT READ IF UNDERAGE OR IF YOU MAY BE TRIGGERED!

You see, the thing Neal is not, is Neal. Character study.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Not really 2009-specific.

Spock is walking down a street. K/S.

The subject of Auggie's brothers, done my special way. "The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life's essential unfairness." pre-Auggie/Annie.

Security Chief Cmdr. Sam Giotto is a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings,his captain included. Because so many people liked "Rule Three", this is a series of largely unrelated shorts about his experiences.

Glee is special. Even at 11.30 pm. Or: Mike and zombies.

Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana's the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance. My first AU, please review.

When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.

Jim still sort of likes away missions, even so.

Summary – Neal has to face his greatest challenge with out the tools of his trade. Warning: NON SLASH - This story uses profanity and has references to off screen sexual and child abuse.

Security Chief Cmdr. Giotto is a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings. And he has to keep them, captain included, out of trouble on shore leave. Fortunately, he's not quite too old for this sh-t.

The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.

In which Mulan fights, grows, and bruises far too easily: all a part of her journey to manhood. Sort of. Set during the training period of the 'Be a Man' musical number.

James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn't know it's Jim. Kirk/Spock pairing. Co-written with jouissant.

AU, an adaptation of Verdi's opera Aida. "There is a Vulcan by the name of S'chn T'gai Spock. His name is infamous in our history." Note: Deals extensively with the subject matter of slavery.

Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.

...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.

The Captain and Commander don't know this she suspects they'd freak out if they did , but Yeoman Rand knows more about their sex life than any other person on the Enterprise." A character study of Yeoman Janice Rand.

Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Commander Spock is forced to observe the results of Sulu and Uhura's "special project" while at the Academy. How will he react? Definitely a PWP. Please note full disclaimer within.

-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Uhura sees it before even Spock does. Body language is still a language, and she hasn’t yet met a language she couldn’t conquer. //oneshot// //KirkSpock//

Five times it sucked to be Starfleet's youngest crew, one time they got away with it, and one time it probably saved them. Someone asked for an exploration of the 'really young' dynamic of the new crew. Turned out to be...kinda crack-y.

Moz met Neal before he was Neal. He helped him through the last two hard years to adulthood. He never meant for Neal to take the fall for him.

It truly was a contract in the fullest sense of the word.

Peter takes care of a sick Neal. //oneshot// //pre-slash PeterNeal//

Modern AU in which Arthur, Merlin, Gwen and Morgana share a house and Morgana beats everyone at Guitar Hero.

Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.

or, Jim Kirk is like gravity, in a way.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

Yuki is the prince of Kaze and Tohru,the princess of Daichi. Their families are the worst of enemies but destiny seems to have its own plans for them. Fate brought them together but will their love be able to withstand all their problems?

When Merlin returns to Ealdor to visit his sick mother, Arthur hires the perfect replacement. However, he soon discovers that perfect is not what he really needs... Well, and that Morgana is irritating and smug, but he knew that anyway. Merlin/Arthur.

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

Spock and Spock Prime strike up a friendship, that almost has nothing to do with James T Kirk at all.

When the Death Note falls into the hands, not of an ordinary human being, but Haruhi Suzumiya, the world becomes more 'interesting' in a way that Ryuk never would have expected and Kyon never would have wanted. Crossover

Or, Ten People who Were Seduced By the Starship Enterprise. 10 x 100 words, Enterprise x Everyone.

A series of snippets from Spock's childhood, from the perspectives of his parents.

Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.

Booth found it highly ironic that everyone was betting on a man with a gambling problem and a woman who could count cards. Set late season 4, no spoilers.

America, the land of the free home of the brave, decides that he must spread his awesomeness to everyone. China is his victim this time around. Can you say hamburger spring rolls? Goodness, not AMERICAN Chinese food...

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

The kids read essays they wrote about their families and reflect on their first meetings. Answers the question: just where are the iCarly parents? a little Seddie & Creddie friendship

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Twenty drabbles depicting Ryan and Kelsi's lives from kindergarten to the summer before college from JDPhoenix's prompts in Ryelsi Fans on LJ. Prequel to Only You.

Kyoya Ootori has been given an ultimatum by his father: make Haruhi Fujioka his bride by the time he’s twenty one or he forfeits his rights to inherit the Ootori zaibatsu. But our wily heroine can never be swayed easily—or will she? Sequel up.

It all started with a single question, followed by an argument, followed by a bet even SHE doesnt think she can do: "I bet you can't kiss Sesshoumaru!" And it all went downhill from there.

Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!

Tohru has a problem that requires her to get pregnant now. She chose Yuki to be the father of her child. Now that that problem is out of the way she's on for the roller coaster ride of bearing a child as a woman only sixteen years old. Yukiru

Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!

Ren and Kyoko are starring in the same film. Great! The snag? They have a love scene. The conflicted Ren needs advice from a certain chicken along the way. *NEW EPILOGUE*

Needles and swords are both made from iron. Honour and love are both her. -one-shot-

Two little one-shots based on everyday Phantomhive life. This is actually my first Kuroshitsuji story, so feedback would be nice, thanks!

Sometimes she had the sneaking suspicion that Sesshoumaru was interested. You know . . . like that. Sesshoumaru X Kagome.

When signing a contract, always remember these two things: First: Read everything before you sign. Second: Never trust anything that was written by Ootori Kyoya.

COMPLETE - Haruhi has signed up to work as a personal maid for the Hitachiin twins. Little does she know that they were going to make life hell for her...

Uke or Seme' the book read. And curiosity got the best of each host, and they flipped open the book to see questions sitting inside.

AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'

Kagome is a coffee goddes. Sesshoumaru is the biggest caffeine addict on Earth.

Just a small, sweet story about finding love in unexpected places. Rated for some fluffiness. Koizumi X Nagato.

Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'

Or 'Real Life Fiction'. As a romance writer, Shigure can always count on those around him for inspiration. Various pairing, rated from 'hints of romance' up.

After living together all their lives, how do Kagami and Tsukasa handle being apart? Will twin telepathy save the day? Shut up Konata, no it won't. Oneshot.

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

100 words whispered, snapped, exclaimed, screamed, unsaid. 100 piercing, screeching, laughing, silent words. 100 lies, secrets, dreams, stories. All genres, all pairings. Requests welcome.

Yuki and Kyo have both adopted a child that are the new rat and cat of the zodiac, but what happens when akito decides that Yuki and Kyo can't take care of them anymore and try to take them away? Chapter 16 up!

Tamaki doesn't know what to do without Kyouya. Oneshot. Companion to 'Chorizo'.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

*Complete* A Presidential candidate and his campaign worker discover each other as they work toward a common goal. Story is told through a snippet of moments. From the LJ Community IY no Kakera. SessKag

Ten drabbles about Kyouya's life and miracles, from the point of view of his nearest and dearest. You'll have to read between the lines to find the pairings. Rated T for violence, mostly. COMPLETE.

AU. My entry to Lolly's challenge! For an English assignment, Suze has been asked to write a variaton of a fairytale. She chooses Rumplestiltskin, and Paul to be her villain... And of course, Jesse can't help lending a hand.

Hatsuharu loves many people.

This is a very masculine writing log. And don't you forget it." This was just an old school project. Parody, of course. Enjoy!

This is the painstaking translation of the first Artemis Fowl book. The book with the golden cover and the gnommish encryption on the front, and the little gnommish hieroglyphics on the bottom of the pages. It involves two prophecies...see for yourself

What happens when Shigure tells Tohru that Yuki and Kyo are dating! A hell of a lot of trouble for them, that's for sure. Rated T for language, this is NOT a yaoi fic, in fact there aren't any couples at all

Everyone knows that if first you don't succeed, try try again. Death NoteInuyasha Crossover.

The one thing Kyouya can't afford to lose is Tamaki. Oneshot. Companion to 'Krotos'.

It's Christmas Eve and Karin is hit by a bout of insomnia. She checks the time and decides to make a little Christmas wish to God. Will he grant it? More KxK fluff. Review please?

Kazune muses on his feelings as he dashes off to the Karasumas' for the final battle. A songfic to Gregory and the Hawk's 'Boats and Birds'. KxK fluff.

Tohru and Yuki are out in their secret base, when Tohru decides to spring the question that's been on her mind for a while now. What will Yuki say? Find out in here.

He's not always perfect...Oneshot

Kagome is saved by Sesshomaru. Unfortunately for the young miko, Sesshomaru’s version of chivalry includes having her impaled by Tenseiga and thrown down a mystic well. But that is only the first of our miko’s problems. SessKag

KyouXHaru. If you've ever wondered how much the Sinister Shadow King loves spicy food...ask Haruhi. oneshot reviews will be taken into consideration and much appreciated. don't kill me too much, tho.

Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.

Yuzuru attempts to explain to Tamaki his duty to continue the Suoh line. The poor man had no idea what he was in for.

Something in that house just clicked, and she realized that she would never leave. Tohru examines her various roles in the Sohma House.

Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...

Howl wasn’t worthy of Sophie Hatter, but can only hope that she doesn’t notice all of his shortcomings because now that he has a heart, it would surely break if she realized loving him was nothing but impractical. Howl x Sophie oneshot

School has ended but the Host Club boys refuse to go their separate ways or relinquish their claim on a certain commoner. Living together was their only solution. But such a choice would come with a price. Kyoya knows that.

The Mabudachi trio, in a momentary mental lapse, decide it would be a cute idea to make calendars for each other. Hatori winds up in a dress, Shigure's all over the place, and Ayame feels some unexpected emotion. Challenge response.

For LJ's 30 Kisses Challenge. 30 moments in the life of Mulan and Shang, some cute and fluffy, some more serious. Last theme up. [COMPLETE]

[OuranDeath Note crack] Kyouya watches with muted horror as the scruffy man fills the second half of his cup with cream, honey, and sugar.

Ever wonder what Yuki and Kyo think about all this yaoi fanfic nonsense? The cast of Furuba takes a peek at Shigure's laptop and discovers our very own Fan Fiction Dot Net. A parody involving discovery, canon, and crack pairings. Woo!

The perfect curse, courtesy of Naraku, can bring just about anyone together. Even Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Complete oneshot.

Victorian AU. In which Tamaki is an English gentleman, Haruhi is his daughter, an young English lady. And Kyouya? Kyouya is a tourist who is forcibly dragged into their world by Tamaki. Haruhi narrates their meeting, and what happens next. TamakiKyouya.

‘In the back of her mind she feels a small twinge, as if she has forgotten to do something. For a split second, she is convinced that she is supposed to be somewhere else.’ All roads lead home, as Haruhi discovers when she takes a detour. AU

Fruits Basket and Ouran crossover. Oneshot. Honda Tohru, commoner extraordinaire, will show Kaoru that it's possible to take that smashed pumpkin and turn it into something better. That carriages aren't the only things beautiful in life.

Felix Adler once said of family that it is a school of duties, founded in love. For the Sohmas, it is a school of love... founded in blood. A chronicle of past New Years'. [Inverse.]

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Voldemort may be old, ugly, and evil, but at one point he was young and handsome. When he was young there must have been a girl who fell for his charm and good looks. This is the story of the girl who did.

A scribe decides to write an account of China's famous heroine. Naturally, it doesn't occur to him to ask HER about her own life, so he bases the biography on other reliable sources: rumors, gossip, and Chi Fu. The result isn't pretty.

She drew. For hours, days, even weeks, that was all she did, sketching and erasing, kneading her forehead, as her drawing took on a life of its own. ONESHOT RHr

Frey returns to Norway to do some thinking, and rocks are surprisingly good listeners. FreyIda.

Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they...? Perhaps. But opposites often balance each other and create harmony. One-shot, post Mulan II.

COMPLETE! Wendy finishes sewing for the night. But she does not go to sleep right away. Because of a certain boy with star like eyes... PeterWendy. First Peter Pan fic. Ch. 5: The Stars Come Out Again

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

[SK: COMPLETE][Edited] How difficult can it be to kill one young miko? Apparently very for this irritated demon lord. Killing someone, that's simple. But keeping them dead...that's something entirely different.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody

A beautiful virgin is accidentally cursed and now has only seven days to live. Will the curse be broken... before the saviors kill the victim?

Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Once again, Ranma gets a wish! Once again, he opens his big mouth and says the first thing that comes to mind.