Disclaimer: Ouran is the mindbaby of Hatori Bisco.

Author's notes: This is the translation of a drabble collection that I wrote for the Spanish section of ffnet. Please, don't write me angry e-mails saying that I plagiarized an amazing Spanish Writer. ;-)

I'd like to thank Kryssa's Flute for the amazing work that she made beta-ing the translated text. It's only thanks to her that you won't bump across mutant, pseudo-medical terms and weird sentence structures.

And without further ado, I present you with Kyouya's birth.

Yoshio Ootori's first three children were born into the world naturally and without complications, or as naturally as it is to be born surrounded by the latest technology in a room sterilized by a hypochondriac.

Just like every newborn, they were, for more than a week, little bundles of red, wrinkled flesh, with their heads deformed by the effort of pushing.

The fourth, the "accident", refused to struggle to the point that he didn't even turn around inside the uterus when the time came.

The sonographer showed them that he had tied up the chord around his waist and chest, just like a primitive safety belt.

His little left hand pulled it at regular intervals, as if he was calling the room service.

Yoshio frowned and ordered his doctors, from his New York office, to perform a c-section in his wife.

Kyouya was, from his first breath, a perfect baby.